Once upon a time, in a Land far away, and, in a time that used to be.....there lived a

.
He was a kindly gent and one day, as he was doing his rounds.......
he had just brewed a

-potion for the farmer's daughter and had also brewed some sunburn -

-balm for the farmer himself......
anyway, after this house-call, he was traveling to the next farm on his

, when he saw some movement by a pond he was passing.
After dismounting from the

. he walked to the pond where he saw a

jump onto a lilypad.
The

spoke....
"Give me a kiss and you will see a magical transformation!!"
This intrigued the

!
He thought kissing the

would transform it to a beautiful

so, he puckered up....and smooched the

and.......
there were lights flashing...smoke swirling....bells gonging.....and a sonic
POOF!!!!!!!
He looked over at the lilypad....
there she still sat

... and so, he looked at his reflection in the pond....he saw....
and with a dazzling, but somewhat reptilian smile...he hopped next to her on the lilypad....
They lived "HOPPILY" ever after.....
