Who feels like a Thread-Killer? Part 2

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Well there he is...the man of the hour!!! What's up BP?? How'd ya' do this weekend? Get caught up on all the pages you've missed since you've been gone or have you been...LURKING!!!

:eek: :faint:
 
I mean....Good Evening Thread-Killers and Lurkers alike!

Interesting....all the Santa talk..and...


nobody said if they've been naughty....not knotty....or nice!

well except me! I'm nice!

Hiya Kim! :wave: Glad you're back!! missed you...thought of you...hoped all was well...

I'm from a big family too....lots to be said about comng from a large family...most of it good! :laughing:

The service and everything sounded like it went well..it's very apparent how much your DMIL was loved...wonderful! :angel:

Hi DalPal! :wave2:

THANK YOU for the train trip report!!!! :worship:

FREE FOOD!?!? GASP!! i KNEW i should have gone! :faint:

Horses look beautiful! Wow....sounds like so much fun going riding......

Psst...easy on the nut talk...I'm hunting Mcnuggets...that's my bait! ssshhhhhh


Hi MaMudDuck! :wave2:

Love your countdown clock! :jumping1:

Good to hear from you too! I'll be there in a few weeks....can't wait! I need a vacation!!

Hope you have a magical and wonderful stay!

I'm bold enogh to ask...will we get a report?? :hoping:


Hi LuckyMommyx2!! :wave:

Happy to hear you did so well on your football!

I did well in some...so-so in others...in the one pick 'em with the point spread...i reeked!

In "Survivor Football"...we're down to me and some other guy...so...

I'm pickng Denver....over Cincy on Monday night...

If I'm right...I'm the CHAMP!

I'll put on the Victoria Secret if I have to.... :rotfl: :rotfl:

so...what's the game designated as the "Lingerie Bowl" this week?

Here's wishing you the best of luck...go kick some (delete delete delete) butt....

btw....who is missing? :laughing:

Hello HollyAnn! :cool1:

(Do yu think Harriet made wings for ole OZ? I think so...he doesn't look like a breast man....)

Buffalo wings? Just hold the door open...count to 3... turn around.. & I'll be at the table

:invisible ink: Don't tell anybody...i came in through the chimney...our secret...) :/invisible ink:

Soup sounded scrumptious!

Have fun at Bunco!

Ahoy Cruisin'! :boat:

Aaaaaw....you are too one of the nicest people n the planet...if not THE nicest...then you are in the top 1 & 13/16th....

see...the way i figure...if you took 2 peoples and added their height...you might be around 12 feet or so..

ODD! same height as a good pair of stilts...

anyway...I peg you at about 5 foot 1 or 2....divide this into that....adjust for wind....cipher, cipher....carry the one....

ayup...1 & 13/16ths....WAIT!...that would put your competition at 6 foot 10...HMMM.....

Psst....you're not the 6 foot tenner are you?


I left my slide rule at work!


My pencil isn't sharp!

aaaah...i retract it!

you are THE nicest people on the planet...

of course...you had points deducted from Santa's "nice" list..

to wit:
ole Brer_Papa...ole pal...ole buddy...corn cob pipe...incorrigible flirt...bibs...the list only Brer_Papa is odd...oops...old enough to remember...old incorrigible flirt...

but HEY! we we wouldn't change a hair on your head...

PSST! Hey Lurkers!

BOO!


(practicing my Halloween maneuvers....)
 
Originally posted by Luckymommyx2
Well there he is...the man of the hour!!! What's up BP?? How'd ya' do this weekend? Get caught up on all the pages you've missed since you've been gone or have you been...LURKING!!!

:eek: :faint:

Heaven Forbid LuckyMommyx2!!

Football, Nascar, Baseball playoffs all going on...

I have 3 TV's set up...PLUS...keeping tabs on my football leagues...and the NASCAR ones I'm in is keeping me pretty busy ...

ok....stand back..I'm going to say a nasty 4 letter word...

W-O-R-K (did i get banned?) keeps getting in the way....

and yes ::yes:: ...I did have to catch up on what all you GREAT peoples have posted!

what do you think about me picking Denver in the Survivor legue? I do value your opinion....TIA!
 

Need to add....the poems...cute!

Had me chuckling....


Hmmm...I hit my 2000th post....

DANG! I'm a yakky guy!
 
CONGRATULATIONS TO BP ON 2000 POSTS!!!

:jumping1: :jumping1: :jumping1: :jumping1:


:rockband: :cheer2: :cheer2:


:thewave: :thewave: :thewave: :thewave: :thewave:


Good night TK'ers! I'm calling it a night. Snuggling under the down comforter and falling asleep to whatever bad tv I can find--shouldn't be too hard!!
 
Hi everyone!

All this Christmas talk has got me ready for the Holidays! Cruisin, I usually have a list ready to go by Feb! This year, I have nothing on my list. Isn't that odd? It's the first time.

The things I want this year........you can't buy! I want to decorate my tree, I want to make a huge Christmas dinner, I want to go to midnight mass, I want to sing Christmas carols, I want to put beautiful flowers on my mother's grave, I want to attend the annual Bunco pot-luck, I want to have a glass of Amaretto with DH after midnight mass on Christmas eve, I want to visit with my family. That's my Christmas list.

Anyway, sorry to get mushy, but I rather like my list this year. I'm SO amazed that it isn't filled with other things! DH is floored with my list. He's the same way this year. It looks like all our kids are going to try to make it this year............how cool would that be?
 
BP, you would love what my brother did for the first year after he retired! He bought a 31' diesel pusher motor home (don't ask me what kind - I only know it cost as much as a house!) and he followed the NASCAR circuit! Isn't that neat-o! I thought of you yesterday. DH was getting his eyes examined so I went into a store and they had 5 episodes of Ozzie & Harriet on DVD! If I had your address, I would have sent them to you! BTW congrats on the posting!

Cruisin - you might as well accept this completely true compliment! You ARE one of the nicest people on the planet! BTW, thanks for the hint..........you're an angel!

Nighty night, Lucky mommy. Sleep well and dream of winning big on Fantasy Football! Last night I dreamed that my sister & I co-owned a McDonalds. My FAVORITE restaurant of all time!!!

DalPal - I definately think the rumors are true. Did you send BP (oops!) I mean Santa your list? He's got mine now! You never know...........stranger things have happened!

Wendy, I hope you're around tonight!!! Where is everyone else? Kim, come out and say hello! MMF, zen? Are they in WDW? What about mammajoan? It's time to play!
 
Hello HolyAnn! :cool1:

(Do you suppose that if the TK thread was before the Ozzie & Harriet show aired...that they might be buying a DVD of us??? )

Nice list...I hope everyone come true!

And yes....it would would be cooler than cool if everyone shows up for the Holidays!

Hmmmm...following the NASCAR circut would be fn...and in between races...I could swing aroun and see some National Parks...landmarks...historical sites...

and the fairs! holy kay-rap....lots of fairs....

his RV must have been a Class A....if i was to get a Class A diesel pusher...I'd want a Safari TreK...

aaaw...Thanks HollyAnn & LuckyMommyx2 on passing 2000.... :blush:

sweet of you guys...

Night LuckyMommy....sleep well my friend....
 
Hey Mr. HO HO HO man, you have been a busy little poster tonight. It is taking me awhile to catch up on the happenings.

I am actually somewhere between 5 ft 3 and 5 ft 4 so you weren't too far off. 12 foot stilts would be just a bit scary :crazy2:

Congratulations on your milestone post. Keep up the good work::yes::

Hollyann, your Christmas wish list sounds wonderful. I think we will be home for most of the Christmas holidays this year. Our cruise leaves on Jan 4 and we have to get to Florida, but probably won't leave until just after the new year. Christmas has been either in Florida or rushed the last couple of years, so maybe we will have a nice relaxing holiday this year.

Maybe Santa(???) will send Brer_Papa those DVD's for Christmas, then he will have a whole bunch of new one liners for you!!!!!!

Brer_Papa, you can add to your list of traveling stops by visiting Thread killers along the way :D

To those thread killers who think I am the nicest person on the planet .................. boy have I got you guys fooled :rotfl:
 
Brer_Papa, when are you going to Florida and how long will you be staying???

Do you take your RV and stay in the campground at Fort Wilderness?

Are you taking the grandchildren, so that they can have a special encounter with their favourite friends??? I saw a countdown on WishingStar's signature just recently.

I bet you are looking forward to visiting with Ernie and his wife. Does he get to show you any special stuff while you are there that the rest of us don't get to see?

Nosy, aren't I :teeth:
 
BP, everything that Cruisin said - I'm with her! Details, BP, we need Details!
 
Surprise! ( miss tippie toes) and let me be the 2nd one to wish you a very Happy Birthday....( see I even waited until it was 12:00am YOUR TIME!
:bday: :cake: :cheer2:

:rockband: <bgsound src="http://www.wtv-zone.com/caseman/music6/happybirthday_beatles.mid">

:thewave: your fans!

:flower3: :drinking1 your presents

Happy Birthday Kim!
 
Wow Wendy, YOU are GOOD! (scared the bejeebies outta me, but you're good!) :p Thank you. (And yes, it's 12:22 am here right now) ;)


OK, back to TK business. I see we're posting C'mas Wish Lists.....hmmmm, I was concentrating on my BD list until now, which consisted of new sweatpants (in a size that FITS), and a 2005 Cubs wall calendar. So, if I don't get that, which is likely given this past week's events, then that's what's on my C'mas list. Altho, Ann's list humbles me. :o Very sweet Ann. ::yes:: I hope all your family makes it.

BP, I like math, I'm normally pretty good at math, BUT you're math has me at a loss! :confused: But hey, btw, CONGRATULATIONS on 2,000! No doubting that math!!! ;)

Robin, consider me 'fooled', too. ;)

I have heard from mamajoan again. She sent a sympathy card, a BD card (with presents ;) ), and she emailed me! So, she's doing fine! I told her to check the thread for a link to the Mickey head C'mas wreath pictures, so we shall see if she does or not. ;) hint-hint mamajoan.

I wish I could view more of the previous posts when I reply, so I could reply more, since I know there was more I wanted to say ........ I take that back, you don't need anymore replying by me! :eek:

Thanks again Wendy!!! :teeth:
 
OK, just one more post.....
Originally posted by Cruisin'Kroezes
Dalpal, maybe if you asked your sisters they would remember YOUR limerick for you!! It is worth a try.

Ann, we have 3 of Shel Silverstein's books,
Ditto! Ask the sisters! And, we have those 3 books as well! DD is now loving them!

I'm done. :blush: (for now) ;) :p
 
Sssssshhh....Lurkers....quiet....

you'll wake all the TK-ers and real Lurkers up.....

you there...the lady elf...


oops...the lady LURKER with the metal curlers......the wind is whistling through them....you sound like a pipe organ with feet....

be very quiet....

you guys...hang the HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM! sign over there...

you there...the one with the cake....put it on the table...

are you guys SURE we should just have a regular cake?

we have the one I can jump out of...show of hands?

Shazbot!

Ok...you win....put THAT cake on the table...

Aaaaw.....they're all sleeping....aren;t they cute?


uh oh...somebody drools in their sleep...

ssssshhhh.....we won't tell...

where's the crew with the ice cream?

they're still on the roof?


look...i told you guys over and over.....one watches the sleigh....one watches the reindeer....the rest follow me down the chimney...


you there....the one nibbling the candy cane....go up and get them...hurry....but be quiet about it....

aaaaw.....look....she has a teddy bear....

you there....the one scratching...

stop that....scratch on your own time...

anyway....take a note.....if she stays on the nice list....a new teddy bear is on the way....

OMG! LOOK! her teeth are in a glass...

hmmmm.....a Lurker....must be a newbie...

take another note...if she stays on the nice list....a set of beverage glass you can't see through is going to be in her stocking.......

you guys done hanging that sign? looks crooked....you got KIM going downhill...

well...straighten KIM up!...

aaaaaaw....look...she fell asleep reading....

you there...

yes...you....you're the only one there...look to see what she's reading....

WHAT!?!

those books are kind of....hmmm...racy....

is Harlequin still in business? hmmm...must of got them from ebay....

SSSSSSSHHHH...what was that noise? HUH? MY tummy growling?

you there....with the barefeet....sneak into the kitchen and see what the leftovers are....maybe we'll find some wings....

no milk & cookies left out on these surprise visits....darn it....

uh oh...somebody is snoring....dang....that could drown out a football stadium at half time....

hey! the HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM! looks good....nice job....


have a wing.....

aaaaw....look it here....somebody is making a list...hey guys! they have "Chinese Checkers" and "pick-up-sticks" on their list!

hey....who has the candles for the cake?.....


what? you all brought one? why isn't one person carrying ALL of them?

well! put them on the cake...

wait wait wait!

don't all rush up there at once!

line up....

dang....that's a long line..

maybe I better juggle something until all the candles are on the cake...


hey guys...watch this...I'm going to juggle lingerie....

sure is enough around here to choose from....

hmmm...I'll try this one...

and this one...

I don't have a clue what that is...or how you would wear it...so i'm not juggling it...

aaah...and this one...

ready?

huh?

no....i'm not worried if i drop one....lingerie won't make noise if it hits the ground...

wait a minute! drop one? are you insulting my juggling? thats it....

you got pooper scooper duty before we leave....

what was that noise? oh....does that while sleeping too huh? psst...open a window....but be quiet about it....

ok...ready? hey...they don't juggle so bad....quick...throw me another....

oops!....SSHHH...quit giggling....

aaaah....all the candles on the cake? nice job....aaaww...you guys made a big "K" with all the candles....aren't you clever! Kim will ike that....

aaaaaw....look.over there....she must like boats....where's my scribe?

oh...there you are...take a note...this one likes boats...bless her heart....

ok! we about done?

line up at the chimney..no pushing...no shoving..and this time...no goosing anybody in the chimney...I almost got ran over when you started that.......

see you on the roof....

SSSSHHHH...no!

not now!...if you want to sing "Happy Birthday" to Kim...we'll sing it on the roof....

everybody is sleeping now....SSSHHHH...

let's go....see you on the roof....

SSSHHHH....
 
...........is my mic on?..................

:in my best Marilyn Manson voice:

(start the screaming guitars!!! Let's rock this house!!!)

Happy Birthday to yyooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu
Happy Birthday to yyooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu
Happy Birthday dear KKKKkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Happy Birthday to yyyyyoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!



:now in my best hollyann voice:

Kim! Happy Birthday! Many, many happy returns - my friend!
 
Wendy - FABULOUS music! What a nice surprise! How cool! I'm jamming right now. I have no sense of rythym, so when I try to "headbang" the only thing I get is off beat and dizzy, but this music is definately worth the try!

BP - LOVED the post! You are so creative and such a joy to have around the threadkillers. Kim isn't the only one lucky to have you. Tell PA that the threadkillers said you're a "KEEPER"!

Robin - see you really are the nicest person in the world! Thanks SO much. You da' bomb? (How'd I do with the slang?). My sister's laugh hysterically when I try, because I tend to over pronounce the words.

DalPal, Luckymommy, SnowAngel, mammajoan, MMF, zen........come join the birthday party!

I say................

"Let them eat cake!" :cake: (ooh, I remembered a smilie!)

I'm off to have b'fast with DH. Turns out his poll watching for early voting is next week, so we're gonna meet! Ooooh....we've got a date!
 
<marquee behavior=alternate>~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIM~~ </marquee>

Wow, what a rocking birthday party going on here today!!

Great music, Wendy :rockband: , makes you want to dance::yes::

Brer_Papa, great post, I'm loving it :teeth: Did you stay up all night thinking that one up :tongue:

Have a wonderful day Kim and I wish you many, many more birthdays to come :wizard:
 
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