What should I do and think and feel?

[GoofyDad869]

I thought it was the dancing bananas you had to watch for ..................

Dancing bananas are SO 2 hours ago. Seriously, keep up.

Trolls rock!!! My Mom once got choked up by troll's hair, but it was her fault. She just shouldn't have been licking it. It takes all kinds.

 

[lulugirl]

are you supposed to tip your husband?

Only for outstanding service.

 

[mommaU4]

are you supposed to tip your husband?

Silly rabbit......only when the service is very good.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Telephone pole? Flag pole? South pole? North pole? Oops...wrong pole.

momma4u - They're called homophones. They're beautiful. Especially when they frolic with the FIBER and the plantains. Just avoid WDW when they're there. They make it too crowded.

 

[goofygirl]

LOL Copper!


Help me name my dog/cat/bird/fish/whatever!

I have a bazillion kids and want another, should I have another?

What should I make for dinner? For lunch? For snack? Drink?


Should I be a SAHM or a WOTHM? or a SAHM who works at home? Or should I make the kids work instead?

I am going to to plan a visit to Anywhere, USA. Can you tell me about it?

Should we go to church or not? What happens when we get there? Are we bad if we don't go? Should I drink from the communion cup or bring a straw?

 

[mommaU4]

I am offended that I didn't know how to spell that Andy person's last name in your siggy. I wouldn't have guessed it...guess I need to pull that book out and stop watching the movie so much.

Well, I'm offended that you're implying I actually read the book. Wait was there a book?!!! I got his name off the DVD bonus features!!

 

[AnaheimGirl]

momma4u - They're called homophones. They're beautiful. Especially when they frolic with the FIBER and the plantains.

Sigh. What is this world coming to? Homophones are an abomination! It says so in the Bible! Who in their right mind would want to watch them frolic ????!!!!

 

[Marseeya]

Okay are normal people supposed to understand this thread? I mean really, I read the whole thing and I just don't get it. There's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Whatever......
I'm too busy for all this. My maid and butler just quit. I have to write a nasty e-mail to my son's teacher. Make some popcorn for lunch. My 5 yr old DD just informed me that her Scream movie is over and she's ready for Scream 2. My sweatpants got a hole so now I have to go back to Wal-mart for another pair. But that part is okay because I ran out of that goo for my face and my Wham cassette tape broke so I had to go there anyways. But I am not in a good mood so if I go there and see even one person with head lice, wearing a nightgown or nursing their 6 yr old, I'm calling the cops and not leaving a tip. Wait. Do you tip cops? On no, that was a bribe when I.....uh...never mind.

I can't believe how much this thread has exploded since I left!

You people are too much!

 

[taximomfor4]

momma4u - They're called homophones. They're beautiful. Especially when they frolic with the FIBER and the plantains. Just avoid WDW when they're there. They make it too crowded.

Heck...I have a certain family member that makes it too crowded.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Homophones are an abomination! It says so in the Bible! Who in their right mind would want to watch them frolic

All I can say is it takes all kinds. Just ask my Mom. She'd have to spit out the troll fur first, but the answer would be worth waiting for.

 

[Briarmom]

Well, I'm offended that you're implying I actually read the book. Wait was there a book?!!! I got his name off the DVD bonus features!!

Yes, there was a book. It's a short story by someone...do you know who?

Oh and whoever's mom is licking trolls, I hope she is asking them first. They may be offended.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Yes, there was a book. It's a short story by someone...do you know who?

Oh and whoever's mom is licking trolls, I hope she is asking them first. They may be offended.

 

[mommaU4]

Sigh. What is this world coming to? Homophones are an abomination! It says so in the Bible! Who in their right mind would want to watch them frolic ????!!!!

Frolic? No.
Run amuck? Yes. Amuck, Amuck, Amuck.

 

[taximomfor4]

All I can say is it takes all kinds. Just ask my Mom. She'd have to spit out the troll fur first, but the answer would be worth waiting for.

Wait, isn't consumption of Troll Fur against the law? Thought trolls were endangered. Well, if the law is not being enforced, that must mean nobody has to follow it.

 

[FayeW]

You're all making fun of me...should I be worried about that, or just offended??

 

[mommaU4]

Yes, there was a book. It's a short story by someone...do you know who?

Of course. That book by JK Rowling! How could I forget.

Seriously though after watching all those bonus features how COULD I forget?! What an idiot. Thanks for making me feel foolish. Did you post a poll to find out if you could make me feel foolish first? Then again maybe I don't really feel foolish at all...

 

[SnowWhite33]

This thread is great...almost as good as the conversation in my office right now...it's about Green Acres...I'm giving the edge to this thread, but Mr. Haney was just mentioned....

 

[mommaU4]

You're all making fun of me...should I be worried about that, or just offended??

Offended, absolutely. No other opinions needed. And anyone who tells you otherwise is a moron and probably feeds their baby formula so don't listen to them.

 

[Briarmom]

Of course. That book by JK Rowling! How could I forget.

Seriously though after watching all those bonus features how COULD I forget?! What an idiot. Thanks for making me feel foolish. Did you post a poll to find out if you could make me feel foolish first? Then again maybe I don't really feel foolish at all...

I didn't want to post a foolish poll. And most people do not know King wrote that story...hmmm, maybe we should watch that tonight. The bonus features only of course. We must watch a Johnny Depp movie tonight!

 

[GoofyDad869]

I think there's something in the water today.


It's Soylent Green. And everyone knows what's in Soylent Green. Bananas.

My Mom's in a 12-step program for Troll Abuse.

Step 1. Don't lick 'em.
Step 2. Don't think about lickin' 'em.
Step 3. Three deep breaths.
Step 4. Another breath.
Step 5. Hi Opal!
Step 6. The step before...
Step seven. Do-si-do. (Girl Scout Cookies today!)
Step 8. The Crue ROCKS!!!!
Step 8.5. Hitler was a meanie - don't be a meanie too.
Step 9. J.K. Rowling NEVER wrote a 'short' story.
Step 9 3/4. This is fun, ain't it.
Step 10. Join 'em.
Step 11. Beat 'em.
Step 12. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em