What should I do and think and feel?

[mommaU4]

Well, that brings us to the obvious question: Breastfeeding or Formula?

Yeah!!! Time for a poll. A poll. A poll. A poll.

 

[taximomfor4]

Well, that brings us to the obvious question: Breastfeeding or Formula?

Better stick with bananas. Breastfeeding is an invasion of people's fields of vision. Formula-fed kids are proven to lag behind their peers in every way.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Breast feeding! Anything less and you're not a REAL woman. Not that I would know or nuthin'...

My Mom didn't breast feed, but I turned out OK. I was fed on a diet of (rimshot)






(long rimshot)







(long rimshot)






(wait for it....)







Formula. Aren't you glad I didn't say 'banana'?

You guys are just too weird. I'm glad nobody caught my homonym/homophone disaster.

 

[Briarmom]

Yeah!!! Time for a poll. A poll. A poll. A poll.

I think I'd be offended if breastfeeding became a poll-posting situation.

 

[copper68]

Wait, did you post a poll about getting pregnant?

duh, that's how i got pregnant.. by "posting a poll" if ya know what i mean..

 

[willis37862]

Can we have a poll about whether we like taking polls or not?

 

[mommaU4]

Wait, did you post a poll about getting pregnant?

Oh, sacralige darling!! Please say you posted a poll first?!!

 

[AnaheimGirl]

My dear old Dad was killed while hunting fiber in a freak accident

WHAT??

Serves him right!! How dare he go out hunting those poor little fibers? How could he shoot such innocent creatures?

I bet you wear fiber coats, too.

This very thought is offensive to me, as a charter member of PETF (People for the Ethical Treatment of Fiber).

 

[copper68]

So, now everytime you get pregnant you are going to leave me

you can come babysit for me!!!!

 

[copper68]

i guess i shouldn't mention that i had a sip of wine with dinner last night...

 

[willis37862]

duh, that's how i got pregnant.. by "posting a poll" if ya know what i mean..

Thanks for the warning. I thought it was the dancing bananas you had to watch for ..................

 

[GoofyDad869]

This very thought is offensive to me, as a charter member of PETF (People for the Ethical Treatment of Fiber).

I'm a founding member of FFFFFFF (Fx6) (pronounced 'Sting')
Free Fiber Fast From Funky Foresters

Our motto is "Stay away from Camilla especially when she's preggers".

Apt advice, I ALWAYS say.

 

[mommaU4]

i guess i shouldn't mention that i had a sip of wine with dinner last night...

Yes but did you tip?

 

[AnaheimGirl]

Well, that brings us to the obvious question: Breastfeeding or Formula?

Why does it have to be one or the other? What's wrong with Jack Daniels?

 

[imsorry]

i guess i shouldn't mention that i had a sip of wine with dinner last night...

No, that's good - we don't want a snarky baby. I am not baby sitting a snarky baby. I think you should drink after the baby is born and then breastfeed it to keep it happy!

(this should start a raging debate, with flamethrowing and venting galore!)

poll, poll, poll,

which rhymes with

troll, troll, troll!

Let's vent about troll debates!

 

[copper68]

Yes but did you tip?

are you supposed to tip your husband?

 

[mommaU4]

duh, that's how i got pregnant.. by "posting a poll" if ya know what i mean..

Telephone pole? Flag pole? South pole? North pole? Oops...wrong pole.

 

[Briarmom]

Yes but did you tip?

I am offended that I didn't know how to spell that Andy person's last name in your siggy. I wouldn't have guessed it...guess I need to pull that book out and stop watching the movie so much.

 

[AnaheimGirl]

are you supposed to tip your husband?

Only if he's got room left in his G-string after he gets off work.

 

[imsorry]

WHAT??

Serves him right!! How dare he go out hunting those poor little fibers? How could he shoot such innocent creatures?

I bet you wear fiber coats, too.

This very thought is offensive to me, as a charter member of PETF (People for the Ethical Treatment of Fiber).

Well, I only wear fur! Fiber is for the peasants! And all my shoes are made of whale skin.