What should I do and think and feel?

Ziva · Jan 20, 2006

Hey Briarmom-

mommaU4 · Jan 20, 2006

Okay are normal people supposed to understand this thread? :confused3

I mean really, I read the whole thing and I just don't get it. There's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Whatever......
I'm too busy for all this. My maid and butler just quit. I have to write a nasty e-mail to my son's teacher. Make some popcorn for lunch. My 5 yr old DD just informed me that her Scream movie is over and she's ready for Scream 2. My sweatpants got a hole so now I have to go back to Wal-mart for another pair. But that part is okay because I ran out of that goo for my face and my Wham cassette tape broke so I had to go there anyways. But I am not in a good mood so if I go there and see even one person with head lice, wearing a nightgown or nursing their 6 yr old, I'm calling the cops and not leaving a tip. Wait. Do you tip cops? On no, that was a bribe when I.....uh...never mind. :rolleyes1

imsorry · Jan 20, 2006

mommaU4 said:
Okay are normal people supposed to understand this thread? I mean really, I read the whole thing and I just don't get it. There's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Whatever......
I'm too busy for all this. My maid and butler just quit. I have to write a nasty e-mail to my son's teacher. Make some popcorn for lunch. My 5 yr old DD just informed me that her Scream movie is over and she's ready for Scream 2. My sweatpants got a hole so now I have to go back to Wal-mart for another pair. But that part is okay because I ran out of that goo for my face and my Wham cassette tape broke so I had to go there anyways. But I am not in a good mood so if I go there and see even one person with head lice, wearing a nightgown or nursing their 6 yr old, I'm calling the cops and not leaving a tip. Wait. Do you tip cops? On no, that was a bribe when I.....uh...never mind.

You catch on quick - would you mind stopping by the 7-11 for me - i'm out of magazines and frozen pizza. (a six pack wouldn't hurt either)

Briarmom · Jan 20, 2006

Ziva said:
Hey Briarmom-

This may have to be my new siggy. I am watching that movie this week.
Bless him. :lovestruc

GoofyDad869 · Jan 20, 2006

I'm calling the cops and not leaving a tip. Wait. Do you tip cops?

Cops looooove bananas. I'm not sure of their feelings on blimps or FIBER though.

SnowWhite33 · Jan 20, 2006

Ziva said:
Hey Briarmom-

**sigh**, That's it fire up the blimp, we've gotta FIND him!!

L107ANGEL · Jan 20, 2006

mommaU4 said:
Okay are normal people supposed to understand this thread? I mean really, I read the whole thing and I just don't get it. There's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Whatever......
I'm too busy for all this. My maid and butler just quit. I have to write a nasty e-mail to my son's teacher. Make some popcorn for lunch. My 5 yr old DD just informed me that her Scream movie is over and she's ready for Scream 2. My sweatpants got a hole so now I have to go back to Wal-mart for another pair. But that part is okay because I ran out of that goo for my face and my Wham cassette tape broke so I had to go there anyways. But I am not in a good mood so if I go there and see even one person with head lice, wearing a nightgown or nursing their 6 yr old, I'm calling the cops and not leaving a tip. Wait. Do you tip cops? On no, that was a bribe when I.....uh...never mind.

Ok, you owe me a monitor :rotfl2:

JerryMoCricketsGal · Jan 20, 2006

This whole thread has me :rotfl2:

I actually had to go to the Camilla thread to read that one too! I'm very upset that people don't have any compassion for the whale. Wait...am I upset? Do a poll for me imsorry to see if people think I should be upset about it. Maybe i'll join PETA. Would it be hypocritical of me to feel sorry for the whale yet have blubber on my thighs?

mommaU4 · Jan 20, 2006

GoofyDad869 said:
Cops looooove bananas.

Speaking of which...
Has everyone on here heard that my bananas are dancing again? :goodvibes

For awhile my banana wouldn't dance. But just as I finished my Bon Bons, my husband came home from his 20 hour work day and still had enough energy to get my bananas going again. :banana:

What a guy. :love:

taximomfor4 · Jan 20, 2006

imsorry said:
Someone just looked at me kind of funny - do you think I should take it personally?

I have a pain in my .............do you think I should call a doctor or what and see what happens?

I think I am happy, but I might be sad.... what do you think i feel?

Wait a minute...I just looked at your previous posts, and you stated that someone SMELLED funny, the pain was actually in your ear, and that you thought you were ANGRY.

Does anyone else smell a TROLL? :scared1:

taximomfor4 · Jan 20, 2006

The Mayor said:
I need to know if I can get away with pool hopping especially at SAB on my next trip

Welllllll, MAYBE...if your second cousin's undertaker's mother's neighbor's son's dog's groomer's daughter's teacher's boyfriend is staying at BC, you can just tell the lifeguard that you are a guest's GUEST!

SnowWhite33 · Jan 20, 2006

mommaU4 said:
Speaking of which...
Has everyone on here heard that my bananas are dancing again? For awhile my banana wouldn't dance. But just as I finished my Bon Bons, my husband came home from his 20 hour work day and still had enough energy to get my bananas going again. What a guy.

TMI

disneynutt1225 · Jan 20, 2006

This thread has me :rotfl:

. Is that ok with everyone? Or should I not feel that way?

Briarmom · Jan 20, 2006

taximomfor4 said:
Welllllll, MAYBE...if your second cousin's undertaker's mother's neighbor's son's dog's groomer's daughter's teacher's boyfriend is staying at BC, you can just tell the lifeguard that you are a guest's GUEST!

imsorry · Jan 20, 2006

disneynutt1225 said:
This thread has me . Is that ok with everyone? Or should I not feel that way?

Well, being that you are Toby's mommy, :dog:

we can let you slide! (just this once!)

disneynutt1225 · Jan 20, 2006

imsorry said:
Well, being that you are Toby's mommy, we can let you slide! (just this once!)

Phew! Thanks! :teeth:

copper68 · Jan 20, 2006

imsorry said:
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? I was waiting behind that darn lounge for MONTHS waiting for you!!

well see.. i've been busy.. i went and got myself pregnant.. he he he.. so, umm i was busy.. :cool1:

imsorry · Jan 20, 2006

copper68 said:
well see.. i've been busy.. i went and got myself pregnant.. he he he.. so, umm i was busy..

So, now everytime you get pregnant you are going to leave me :sad:

Aidensmom · Jan 20, 2006

copper68 said:
well see.. i've been busy.. i went and got myself pregnant.. he he he.. so, umm i was busy..

Well, that brings us to the obvious question: Breastfeeding or Formula?

taximomfor4 · Jan 20, 2006

copper68 said:
well see.. i've been busy.. i went and got myself pregnant.. he he he.. so, umm i was busy..

Wait, did you post a poll about getting pregnant?

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