WARNING! WARNING!
MOMZILLA on the loose...
So, as much as I wanted to come on here last night I couldnt. See, in the middle of me trying to figure out wedding things my mother began her "maze" of a conversation...
You know...
Those onees where she wants you to be a mind reader and understand what she is trying to say by not saying it?
And hers started off... "Jenny... do you really think my dress is okay for your wedding?"
Followed by a hour screaming match of "YOU ARE CRAZY" by, yours truely.
See, Last week I made the horrid mistake of telling my mother that vinnies family wears long dressy dresses to everything. Now although my mothers dress is nice, it is also not what I would have chosen for her, as the mother of the bride...
However, if that is what SHE wanted to wear, I WAS NOT going to tell her otherwise! I just wanted her comfortable and happy...
So, after the first 20 minutes she got to her "Secret" wording and said "But would you have picked this dress for me?"
And, sadly, I fell into the trap saying "No, i wouldn't have, I would have chosen something more fancy since you are the MOB"
That was it. The arguing began. Because, see, I didn't know if :
A) she actually wants to wear the dress she chose but thought I didnt want her to
B) she actually feels uncomfortable in her dress and wants a n ew one but wanted me to say she should get a new one
or
C) she likes her dress, wants to wear it but thinks i want her to wear something diffferent and then when she heard vins mom is wearing something dressy decided she wanted to be dressy too...
:

hew::
So the Verdict:
Saturday (The most beautiful day of the season where I Planned on begining to work on my tan) will be spent inside a mall working on finding my mother...
A second dress....
Does it ever stop?