Here's the forecast:
January 1: Expect sunny and 75, 58 in the evening
January 2: It should be just like January 1.
January 3: Oops, the forecaster blew the first two and expect the same 55 and occasional showers you had Jan 1 and 2 and possibly 45 at night
January 4: Oh my gosh, we did not know that cold front was actually going to drop down from the north. Sorry you had to ride Kali River Rapids when it was 26 degrees. Chalk it up as a unique experience you will remember for a lifetime.
January 5: So today started at 28 degrees, but it is now 78 in the afternoon and your still wearing your winter coat and gloves in the park. You'll remember next time to always carry with you a change to summer clothes and vice versa.
January 6: No, it is not hurricane, we really don't have hurricanes in the winter. It is just a Nor'easter that ended up flowing in the wrong direction.
January 7: That is just Disney's fake snow that you see everywhere. We don't have snow in Orlando.
January 8: You weren't expecting 90 degrees in January even though we tell the tourists it happens all the time in Orlando?
January 9: You really should not be afraid to go out in this weather. I know it is weird to see snow and lightning at the same time, but these things tend to disappear rather quickly.
January 10: Yes, all the animals have left town. No, it does not mean we are about to have an earthquake or tsunami although we have been known to get tornados once in a while.
Rest of month: More weather.