Michael Rennie was ill the day the Earth Stood Still
]But he told us where we stand. [on our feet]
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man. [Who's Claude Rains?]
Well, then something went wrong
Both Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluoid jam [Yay, jam!]
And at a deadly pace
It came from [where?] outer space [Thank YOU!]
And this is how the message ran...
Like
A
Science Fiction
Double Feature
Dr. X
Will build a creature
See androids fighting
Brad['s a ******]and Janet
Anne Francis stars in
Forbidden Planet.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
At the Late Night
Double Feature
Picture Show
I knew Leo G. Carroll was [f'ing a barrel]over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills [lick it!]
And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills [Yay, kills]
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills [yay, skills]
But when worlds collide [BOOM!], said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some [joints and some pills]terrible thrills, like [what?]a:
Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Ann Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.
By RKO, oh-oh, at the late night double feature picture show.
In the back row at the late night double feature picture show.