WDW Water!!!

[Beauty]

I just have one question...What about the water under the shaking bridge on the Safari ride??? Has anyone tried that?

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Beauty, would you like to join the WDWWDS? If so, I have a series of questions to ask you:

Have you ever been a member or been associated with the WDWWPS?
Do you have a stolen Tigger costume in your closet?
Are you willing to shower someone with praise for money?
Can you devote approx. 14 hours/day to WDWWDS issues?
Are you willing to drink any and all waters within WDW?
Would you be willing to eat dirt in WDW?
Do you know how to make hash pie?

We look forward to hearing from you.

 

[DisneyJen]

Captain 71, I mean Higgs I know that you have been busy with all your superhero antics so I have made arrangments for the interviews to be transfered to a 71-minute interactive DVD ... available for purchase for a mere $71.71 to WDWWDS members. I'll send you a comp copy for your perusal!

Beauty, once you have passed our security screening we will let you see the dvd as part of your orientation. There will then be a 71 question test.

I need to call an emergency meeting of the VPs since I am very worried about our fearless leader and benevolent leader ... seems that he is being courted and wooed by a sinister agent ... code named Chopped Liver.

I am talking with Barbara Walter's about having OT appear on tomorrow's episode of "The View" since he is use to chatting in a room flowing with estrogen

 

[cherylp3]

I am checking in.. I am in a room called the Blue Room.

I have been asked many questions so I'm not sure if I am being Debriefed or questioned.

My answer to all questions is No hablo ingles and they're searching for a interpreter...

Do we have a blue room? Is it all blue with pictures of wdw water fountains?

Cheryl

 

[Higgs22]

Relax Cheryl...you are in a top-secret WDWWDS debriefing room....you are safe...once we determine the whole story about your ordeal. you will be free to resume your WDWWDS duties I'm sorry that this is taken so long..things of this nature are ususlly handled by the CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit) of the WDWWDS...but it seems that Jack Bauer, our lead agent has been tied up since midnight! I keep trying him on his cellphone...but no luck...the last time I talked with him...he said "Today is going to be the longest day of my life" But then he had to run...something about his wife and daughter being kidnapped and how he had to prevent the assassination of a presidential candidate....I couldn't make head or tail of it....

(OK it's late...my mind is off on a tangent---those of you who watch the show "24" will get the last paragraph...those who don't...well just bear with me )

DisJen...got the DVD--thanks!!! I am looking forward to watching it....

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Dynamo

Captain 71 here...get away from BB...that is a trick!
I have been thinking about Tigger_spy...and he has been mocking us all along...His posts always begin witb"Welcome Foolish Mortals"---Does that sound famillar?
I think he's keeping a close eye on WDWWDS headquarters in Cindy's Castle by staying close...from the Haunted Mansion!

Come back over to the Partnrers Statue in MK...we will regroup with the security teams..and seal off the HM...we can drive them out
I would like to get back to the lab...all this superhero stuff is really effecting the R & D department...we need to get some new projects back on track...but first things first!
See you soon

Captain 71--over and out


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Beauty...welcome to our thread...always nice to have new faces for the WDWWDS!!!

 

[DisneyJen]

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Captain 71 and I are waiting at the Partners Statue, consuming 71 ounce Dole Whips and wearing our 71 point GPS receiving MiB RayBans.

We will wait 71 minutes and then head over to HM.

Let's go people!

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[ozzel]

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Captain 71 - have no fear, I suspected a trap so I scaled Teamboat Springs and saw the ambush waiting for me - do they really think Kim Possible is so foolish? I'll be at the Partners Statue in a few moments - coming up Main Street now. People keep stopping me for pictures - maybe that's because I'm disguised as my favorite side-kick?

I have vaccine for everyone so we can spread it around the MK.

-Dynamo

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Beauty - that under bridge water has a slight reptillian aftertaste - but it's safe to drink now so you can try it for yourself if you like.

-Kim

 

[Miss Jasmine]

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Here I am at the Partners Statue. I am assessing the situation to be sure that it is OK to let our fearles and most benevolent leader join us. So far so good. I have my rifle so he should be all right. I shall report back to him, not by running or jogging but by skating.

I am also on the look out for the true Chopped Liver. There are just too many people claiming to be chopped liver. Sheesh.

Jen, I think "The View" is a perfect match for our fearless and most benevolant leader to show his sensative side.

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Beauty, thanks for visiting. But by visiting this thread you are agreeing to a background check. The paperwork will be on the way. Please fill it out in triplicate. We are looking forward to your membership.

 

[Higgs22]

OK...things are looking good...once OT gets here...we’ll be ready to roll.
When we’re done there will be 998 Happy Haunts in the HM...

Here we come Tigger...are you ready for the Dole Whip fueled, Ray Ban wearing, water drinking members of the WDWWDS!!

Captain 71

 

[Tigger_spy]

Well well well, so the WDWWDS is coming to get me?
That's really amusing. Do you think that I would limit myself to one location with no access to escape? Oh, how you underestimate me!!!
By the time you get to the Haunted Mansion I will be into the utilidors and long gone!
But, I must admit, you are proving to be interesting advesaries, the chase has been fun!
Chip, Dale proceed immediately to site “B”. We will regroup and plan from there!
Please report that you recieved this message, and your estimated time of arrival.

The WDWWPS will prevail!

 

[Dale_Kidnapper]

Tigger

Someone in a Donald costume started a fight with Chip.

Chip is currently at the Medical Care center at Epcot being guarded by CM's.

I have changed into a different Dale costume and heading to site B.

I do not have a watch on so I don't have a time of arrival.

Dale
WDWWPS Lackey

 

[ksdave]

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Hey all! I've been able to get this message out to you through a new form of communicator I found near HM. It took me over a day to get here, but I've found the perfect place to hide and report in to you: in the fake Tigger's costume's left ear!! We are currently heading down utilidor 71U making toward Tomorrowland. I'll keep you posted as I can. Please catch this fiend before he does something really rash, like changing the flavor of IASW water!!

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[ozzel]

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Good job Dave! I'll head over there right away - any backup I could get would be great! Jas - keep OT safe until we determine Tiggers exact whereabouts.

-Dynamo

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[wdwoldtimer]

I'm not poking my head out of the secure location unless Jas carries me. There's too many enemies about. The one-eared Tigger, Chip Dale, Chopped Liver....it's too unsafe. Maybe you guys should spread out and cover each of the utilidor entrances and trap this fiend down below.

And someone get up here and give me a crunchy Dole Whip....I've been surviving on nothing but hash pie and moat water for the past several days. I need something more nutirtional...like some McD's fires!

 

[ksdave]

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Hey!! What happened to everybody!! I've been stuck in this fake Tigger's ear for days and I have yet to see a WDWWDS member. Or did the boss man call for a mandatory water break for the whole company?
Somebody please come help!! We're now headed for The All Stars on the "Character Bus". And this guy's got everybody fooled. THEY THINK HE'S THE REAL TIGGER!!!!

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[DisneyJen]

Jas, let me in ... it really is me. Hurry before this 71-gallon crunchy Dole Whips melts all over the new uniforms. I made this just the way OT likes it ... super crunchy

KSDave, hang in there ... I am going to head on over to the AllStars as soon as I get rid of this Dole Whip. I think our superheroes and security teams were tied up at the Oscars.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Jen, Thank goodness you are here. I thought that OT was soon to eat his own arm off. I think there may be something in that hash pie. He's also a little paranoid. Oh well this extra crunchy dole whip should do the trick. If someone is going by a McDonald's cart, please stop and get our fearless and most benevolent leader some fries. I think I am going to hold him in the secure location for a bit longer (he needs to be weaned from the hash pie )

I am sending out the troops to the All Star Resort. Never fear Dave, we will save you!

Hey, who's running around in a Donald suit???!!!???

P.S. We may need to be on the lookout for someone named chicken liver (as opposed to chopped liver)????!!!!???!!! Someone may soon be having to swim with the fishes.

 

[ozzel]

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Dave - I've aquired the shrinking ray from HISTA - I've hidden inside All-Star Music - just hold still and I'll blow you up... ...Now, where's the 'on' button?... ...here it is...

sssiiissswwwaaaatttt

Dave? Dave, are you alright? You look O.K. Where's Tigger? Drat, he's slipped away again!! At least I got Dave back.

-Dynamo

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[Higgs22]

Way to go Dynamo...welcome back Dave
Good to see you back to normal size...Give me a secone, and I’ll get some fries for OT--anything for our wise and benelovant leader


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OK...sorry I dropped off the map all weekend....it was me in the Donald suit...I was THIS CLOSE to getting into the WDWWPS headquarters, and then they hauled me off to do the damned “Character Caravan”...why can’t they bring back early-entry??? It is pure torture to be stuck in this suit and pose for photos!!!
Anyway...I managed to escape...and I ditched the costume and I’m on my way back to headquarters to regroup...
I’ll report in later

Captain 71


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[ksdave]

Thanks to all who saved me. I never thought a character's ear could get so much attention. It really hurt when all those little kids hugged the fake Tigger.

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Here's what I learned when I was small. The fake Tigger is easily spotted. HE HAS NO BOUNCE!!! So, if any WDWWDS member spots the Tigger who is bounceless, just sit on him and scream for help. There's no way he'll bounce away from you.

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