WDW Water!!!

[Higgs22]

That’s a good tip Dave...thanks!! Be on the lookout for the bounceless Tigger


Now, If anyone needs me...get me on the commuincator...I need to check back into the R & D lab...I want to stay on top of some projects there...I don’t want ot neglect my duties as VP of R & D of the WDWWDS...
Now that Tigger seems to be on the run (and bounce-free) I want to make sure that the work of the WDWWDS moves forward!
We have almost perfected our bottling system...look for bottled WDW water soon!!
Also...another exciting development....we have secretly connected a WDW water fountain directly to the Pirates of the Carribean water supply...the fountain is located just outside the main enterance of PoC...(near the Dole Whip stand--a holy site to WDWWDS members )

Now...here’s the catch...there is a secret sensor built into the fountain...if you hold your WDWWDS membership card (the side with the magnetic strip) against the button that turns the water on...you will hear a beep...and then start enjoying the PoC water courtesy of the WDWWDS
Now, if you don’t hear a beep...you will be drinking just ordinary water (what fun is that??)
And rest assured, in light of the recent problems with the WDWWPS...the fountain is under constant survaillance by WDWWDS security...this fountain will be kept safe and pure!
This is to ensure that only card-carrying members of the WDWWDS have access to the water...If you don’t have a card...be sure to contact membership services to get one!

Now, if this fountain proves successful...look for additional fountains coming soon...near the Jungle Cruise, Splash Mountain, IASW, Fantasmic, Norway, El Rio de Tiempo (though why you’d want to drink that water is beyond me ), and Kali River Rapids
I hope you enjoy the new project...and I am still on the case of rooting out Tigger and his dastardly 100 Acre Wood pals!!! Though I admit it feels good to get back to work!

Over and out
Captain 71

 

[Higgs22]

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OK...where is everyone?

I'm getting a little concerned here...could everybody check in?...we can't afford to lose anyone else to the dastardly WDWWPS!!!

I'll be at the 71 foot circle by the Partners statue...

Over and out
Captain 71


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[DisneyJen]

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Captain 71 I am checking in ... I should be at the 71 foot circle in about 71 minutes

See you there Higgs!



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[cherylp3]

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I am in the blue room according to the staff here I will be here for 71 days

Cheryl
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[Higgs22]

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Thanks for checking in DisJen...I’m glad to know that I’m not here alone...I think we’ll need all of the WDWWDS members to regain total control of the WDW waters ..Have you heard from anyone else?

Cheryl..once we regroup..we’ll be coming to get you out of the Blue Room ASAP...hopefully you won’t have to wait there 71days....

See you all soon
Higgs (a.k.a Captain 71)

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[amandadaddy]

Higgs,

Thank you for the update on the water fountains. PoC water is great, but PoCade is even better, will that also be available at the fountain? Also, I must agree, El Rio Del Tiempo agua can be very dangerous. Consumption of this particular H2O can lead to uncontrollable porcelain-bus driving, just ask our intellectually superior superior!

If Tigger is caught, bring him to me, I'll beat the stuffin' outta him!

 

[ozzel]

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Sorry for the delay folks, but I had to return the shrinking ray. How's the Vaccination program going - sounds like PoC is clear, what about the rest of Adventureland?

I have resumed my search for WDWWPS agents - #1 on my list is the neferrious Tigger, but there are the others who have slipped away as well. I've stocked up on Dole Whips from the 71' circle and I'm headed off.

I'll report in when I've got something.

-Dynamo

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[Tigger_spy]

Chip, Dale, Site B is getting a little too hot! We need to pull back to MGM site C.
It seems that we may have underestimated the WDWWDS, but not to worry, we will prevail.
Get over to site C and wait for further instructions, we may have to sit tight for a while!

Now to the members of the WDWWDS:
You may have found a way to vaccinate the water-but rest assured-you haven’t heard the last of the WDWWPS! We are too strong to be defeated. You will NEVER root us out!
We will find another way to preserve and protect the precious waters of WDW! Our next plot will give you quite an “earful!” That is, unless, your leader wants to come out of hiding and negotiate with us.
We await a response.

The loyal members of the WDWWPS.
We are always accepting new members, if you want to join, let us know in this space!
The WDWWPS-It's not just a job, it's an adventure!

 

[Dale_Kidnapper]

This is Dale reporting into Tigger.

Warning:
A CM came into WDW Medical and reported a Tigger that doesn't bounce
and they have orders to Capture this Tigger.

I have picked Chip up from WDW Medical and we are heading to MGM
as instructed.

Dale
WDWWPS Lackey

 

[DisneyJen]

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Attention all WDWWDS Members ... I have been in constant contact with our fearless founder and benevolent leader about the situation. Jas and I have consulted on the best and most secure way for OT to communicate to all of his loyal followers.

He is well but under very tight security.

Resist at all costs any attempts to be lured to WDWWPS ... it is a puppet company.

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[wdwoldtimer]

Negotiate? We don't negotiate with terrorists so we certainly won't negotiate with the WDWWPS. Jas, send some people over to the Earful Tower and check it out, they may be plotting something having to do with that sacred water landmark.

 

[Higgs22]

I agree with our fearless leader...OT..please do not negotiate with the WDWWPS...I don't trust them!!!

I'll volunteer to be part of the team at MGM...we must protect the sacred Earful Tower...the future of the WDWWDS depends on it! Who's with me?

 

[ksdave]

I'm with you Higgs!!

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The Engineering department has been working diligently with George Lucas and his crew at IL&M. We have jointly developed a new superslick material that we are now spraying the Earful Tower with that will make it impossible for the WDWWPS to approach the tower or touch it. Just be really careful if you approach the tower because, once you get this material on your shoes, you just may slide all the way to Miami. Kind of like Clark W. Griswold in "Christmas Vacation".

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[DisneyJen]

Higgs and Dave I'll be there in 71 minutes. I am setting up a a media center 71 feet north east of Earful Tower. Actually I have asked Charlie Gibson and Diane Sawyer to do "Good Morning America" from this location tomorrow ... Peter Jennings is still in Lebanon convering the summit.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

We will not under any circumstances negotiate with the WDWWPS. I am sending a security team over. The goo is a good idea, but I am worried about other means of attacking the earful tower. Just because they can't climb does not mean they can't find another way.

Our fearless and most benevolent leader will be remaining in his secure location until this threat is over.

I am on my way. I should be there in 71 seconds.

 

[ozzel]

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From Tiggers last threat I too at first thought about the Earful Tower and I'm glad Dave is on the case - the teflon is a great idea. But I was concerned that Tigger was throwing us another curve ball - and boy howdy was I right! I have good news to report - while everyone was preserving the tower, I managed to stop Mickey from going up in 'Ear Force One' (his hot air ballon and the 'earful') and spreading the WDWWPS toxin over all of WDW!!!

Repeat, I have Mickey in custody and seized all the toxin before he could spread it over WDW. It is a very bittersweet victory though - to see Mickey behind bars is a sad thing.

I'll meet you all at HQ.

-Dynamo

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[Higgs22]

Good Work Dynamo!!

Does this mean the battle against the WDWWPS is finally over?

 

[ozzel]

I wish it were Higgs, I wish it were. Tigger is still at large, and those pesky chipmunks have yet to be caught.

-Kim P.

 

[Higgs22]

That's right!

But without their leader Tigger and the chipmunks will be on the run and panicing
They will eventually make a mistake...and WHAM! We’ve got them!

 

[wdwoldtimer]

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May I suggest we hire nuts4disney? She'd be great for luring those two pesky squirrels into a trap. They do like nuts, don't they? And if that doesn't get them, her hash pie certainly will.

Nice work on nabbing the Mouse, Dynamo. Maybe we can ship him off to Guantanamo? I suggest one of you start the interrogations. Agent 71 should be good for this job. Threaten him if you have to.....how about telling him we'll drop him off in the middle of Universal Studios with his head Mickey head permanently attached. Those Hanna Barbera big heads will beat the cheese out of him.

It seems we need some sort or air defense system...something expensive. Dave, see if you can come up with something...check with the Defense industry for ideas. They're working on a missile defense system, aren't they?

I'm remaining in our secure location for the time being....you may not recognize me when this is all over. Jas is one heck of a cook and I've gained 20 lbs. Who would have thought there were so many ways to serve french fries?

Jen, dump Diane Sawyer.....she tried to make me cry during the interview, if you recall. How about some real talent like Danny Bonaduce?? Or maybe Jerry Springer?

Good work everyone! The WDWWDS will prevail.

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