WDW Water!!!

[Tigger_spy]

Well, well, well, so you think you captured the leader of the WDWWPS? Oh, you couldn’t be more wrong!
Do you think that we would do something as obvious as disguise our leader as MICKEY? No, no, no.
I must admit sealing off the Earful Tower was something we did not anticipate, but that is OK, the tower really didn’t matter to our plans.
But, by refusing to negotiate with us, and holding a valued WDWWPS member hostage, we are now forced to up the ante.
Chip, Dale, start the preperations for the TRUE LEADER OF THE WDWWPS!
He is on his way-I truly hope you’re ready.
What is his name? You may ask, well, I don’t feel I am worthy to reveal that here, but rest assured you will know when he arrives!

Long live the WDWWPS!

 

[ksdave]

OK, time to squash these vermin.
I have been in contact with my associates at Northrop-Grumman, Lockheed and General Dynamics. We have combined the technology of the stealth bomber, the new Raptor, and the Trident 2 subs and created an underwater vehicle that is invisible to both the human and Disney character eye. With its side-looking Doppler radar, tridirectional sonar and multiplexing periscope technology, we will be able to ply the waters of WDW without anyone knowing we are there. Further, we can detect any WDWWPS member within a range of 1,000 yards of our beloved water and hit them with an electromagnetic beam so strong that it would melt Dumbo.
Just let me know when you want to launch, oh mighty leader.

 

[ozzel]

Great job Dave - just don't forget where you parked it!

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Please Enter Passcode:> 7171

Good news - I'm closer to Tigger than he thinks. They are making preparations for this 'leader' of theirs. I have a tracking device I can tag him with once I get close enough - he'll never even know it's attached. I've already tagged Dale (all too easy) and I'm monitoring his movements. It can be synced with the WDWWDS GPS system so you can also see where Dale is. I'll report in with more later.

-Dynamo

Exiting high encryption mode...

You are now on an unsecure channel, have a wet day!
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[Dale_Kidnapper]

Tigger

We shall Prepare for our leader to arrive.

Also as part of my preperations, I have changed my costume.
I found a tracking device in my old costume and left it at Castastrophe Canyon.

Chip is very upset that you aren't concernced about his health.
I am concerned that he may be vulnable to bribes.

Dale
WDWWPS Lackey

 

[Mr. Eisner]

Chip, Dale, Tigger, Thank you for beginning the fight for the purity of Walt Disney World's Water.
We at corporate headquarters have been watching this issue with great interest, and I have decided to get PERSONALLY involved.

Chip, of course we are concerned about your health, and every effort will be made to get you the care you need. And to answeer your financial concerns, you, Dale, and Tigger will all be recieving a 50% raise. (Of course this means we will have to raise admission prices, but we can do that)

Now, speaking to the leadership and executives of the WDWWDS, I challenge you to come out and open a dialogue with us. This is a fight you cannot win.

Now that the true leader of the WDWWPS has arrived, surely you know it would be better to negotiate.

Chip, Dale, Tigger, proceed to the coporate hideaway on Pleasure Island (and you wondered why it closed) regain your strength, I have a feeling the WDWWDS will not give up easily!

WDWWPS Forever!

 

[DisneyJen]

Mike, can I call you Mike?

Our fearless leader, OT, is off watching the Easter Parade from the 71' circle on Main Street or maybe from the 71st floor of our corporate headquarters ... anyway...

Let me know when you and OT want me to call a press conference/media event. We really need a ratings boost after the way that you handled that Koppel/Letterman fiasco... sheesh, what where you thinking?

Anyway ... Happy Passover, Happy Easter and I'm not sure what the Kwanzian equivalent would be but Happy that too

 

[ksdave]

Ah, that explains the greediness and selfishness of the WDWWPS!!! It comes down from the top!!!
Well, they can try to stop us with their underpaid, overworked CM's, but we will obtain the magical waters that all WDW guests should be allowed to enjoy. Besides, because we compensate our Engineering staff much better than Mike does (you know, ABOVE minimum wage), we'll always be one step ahead of them!!

 

[ozzel]

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This could not have worked out better if I had planned it. I have been able to get into their HQ on PI - I have been smoozing my way to the top (when you underpay employees it's easy to bribe them ). I've been able to get close to Eisner on 2 occasions by telling him how great his ideas are - "sure," I say "cut service and raise prices - no one will notice." Soon I will have him within my reach. I have set homeing beacons throughout the facility - Dave target your new subs in this direction. Report in so I know you're ready and when I give the word, fire at will.

-Dynamo

Exiting high encryption mode...

You are now on an unsecure channel, have a wet day!
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[Higgs22]

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Just use caution Dynamo...

Do you need backup? I'm here if you need me...

Captain 71


You are now on an unsecure channel, have a wet day!

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[ksdave]

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Wait a minute, Dynamo. Why should I fire at Will??? Did he do something wrong too????

OK, one of my subs is in the lagoon at DD, and one is in the canals behind the Treehouses. I'm ready as soon as you are.


You are now on an unsecure channel, have a wet day!

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[ozzel]

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The bigger the ego, the easier to con! I have conviced Eisner that I have a machine that literally sucks the money out of peoples pockets as they enter the parks - we are in route to a place I can hold him for questioning. Dave - let'er rip!

It will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Eisner and soon will see the end of WDWWPS!

You are now on an unsecure channel, have a wet day!
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[Mr. Eisner]

Well, well, well.
So Dynamo thinks she can dupe me? She has made a grave error!
Trust me, there is no machine yet invented that automatically sucks money out of peoples pockets. If there is, we would have perfected it!
Dynamo, I believe you will discover that it is you that are wrong about a great many things!
It was I who allowed the WDWWDS to discover the location of the WDWWPS headquarters. It is being guarded by an entire leigon of my best mouse-eared troops!
Oh I’m afraid that our shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive!
Bow down to me Dynamo, join the WDWWPS! The WDWWDS cannot win!

Chip, Dale, Tigger, prepare the Earful Tower for firing!
Get ready for attack plan Alpha Bravo Charlie!

The WDWWPS will be the one true force in the theme park galaxy!

 

[ozzel]

Oh Eisner - don't you remember how the movie ends!?!

OK, it's time for operation 'Cute Fuzzy Things' - all the children from 'It's a Small World' get into position. The earful tower is the primary target. Dave, you take care of WDWWPS HQ at PI. I've got Eisner.

I will not be turned. OT has taught me well. It's time to meet your destiny.

 

[Higgs22]

Helloooooo!

Anyone here??? Or have we all joined the WDWWPS???

 

[ozzel]

Sorry Higgs, we were all celebrating Ewok-style over at IASW. The evil Empire, oops sorry, WDWWPS has been defeated. I threw Eisner down a casim and the IASW kids took down all the evil characters with rocks, sticks and other woodland implements. I lost my hand in the battle, but Imagineering has fitted me up with an animatronic one.

All in a days work for Kim Possible!

Now, back to water drinking!!! Let's toast the Return of OT with a bottle of '71 Bay Lake.

-Kim

 

[ksdave]

I guess since we eliminated everyone from the WDWWPS, we've all been off overindulging in our favorite WDW water spots. Me, I've been trying to drain the Seven Seas Lagoon with my amazing extendable straw. Only lowered it a couple of inches so far.
Hey, has anyone noticed that, since our wonderful, generous leader has left for his gloriuos trip to the home of our bounteous waters, we haven't heard a peep out of Tigger_Spy, Dale_Kidnapper or Mr. Eisner. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[ozzel]

Now Dave - that would be because I vanquished them so OT could go without fear.

I don't think I like what your suggesting. What's that syndrome where the kidnapei begins to identify with the kidnapper? I think you may have spent a little too much time in Tiggers' ear.

-Kim

 

[Higgs22]

Hey Kim....just in case...have we arranged for proper security at WDW for ot's visit?

Anyway...I'm just glad things are getting back to normal...I need to get back and rebuild the R & D lab...that's where I'll be if you need me....over and out...

 

[ozzel]

Security is Jas's dept. - if she needs me I'll be resting on the beach at the Polynesian sipping some of that new 'volcano' water. It's pretty good - kinda a smokey flavor.

-Kim

 

[Higgs22]

Sounds good....I think we all deserve a break after the battles with the WDWWPS

Let me know how that volcano water is will you?