If you take 890 to Binghamton and then 81 south it is longer. Sorry. But I do understand the desire to avoid the Jersey turnpike.
BUT
Yelling is not driving so you might be able to yell over the Jersey Turnpike
Jan
1: Start out going SOUTHWEST on W GLENVILLE RD/ CR-40 toward LOVERS LN. 1.1 mi
2: Turn LEFT onto CR-59/ WOLF HOLLOW RD. 0.4 mi
3: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT to stay on WOLF HOLLOW RD/ CR-59. 1.8 mi
4: Turn LEFT onto AMSTERDAM RD/ NY-5. 4.8 mi
5: Turn RIGHT onto NY-890. 0.0 mi
6: Stay STRAIGHT to go onto NY-890 E. 0.8 mi
7: NY-890 E becomes I-890 E. 2.1 mi
8: Take the CAMPBELL RD/ RT-337 exit, EXIT 2. 0.2 mi
9: Turn RIGHT onto NY-337/ W CAMPBELL RD. 1.0 mi
10: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto BURDECK ST/ NY-337. 1.6 mi
11: Turn RIGHT onto DUANESBURG RD/ NY-7. 0.9 mi
12: Take the I-88 ramp toward NEW YORK THRUWAY. 0.1 mi
13: Keep LEFT at the fork in the ramp. 0.1 mi
14: Merge onto I-88 W via the ramp on the LEFT toward BINGHAMTON. 117.0 mi
15: I-88 W becomes I-81 S (Crossing into PENNSYLVANIA). 59.4 mi
16: Take EXIT 187 toward US-6 E/ CARBONDALE/ I-380 S/ MT POCONO/ I-84 E. 0.4 mi
17: Merge onto I-81 S. 117.2 mi
18: Merge onto I-83 S via EXIT 70 on the LEFT toward SOUTH HARRISBURG/ YORK. 9.4 mi
19: Keep LEFT to take PA-581 W/ HARRISBURG EXPY via EXIT 41A toward CAMP HILL/ GETTYSBURG. 2.3 mi
20: Merge onto US-15 S via EXIT 5B toward GETTYSBURG (Crossing into MARYLAND). 68.6 mi
21: Merge onto US-40 E. 0.5 mi
22: Stay STRAIGHT to go onto I-270 S. 30.2 mi
23: Keep RIGHT to take I-270 SPUR S toward I-495 S/ WASHINGTON/ NORTHERN VIRGINIA. 2.0 mi
24: I-270 SPUR S becomes I-495 S/ CAPITAL BELTWAY (Crossing into VIRGINIA). 17.3 mi
25: Take the I-95 S exit, EXIT 57A, toward RICHMOND. 1.2 mi
26: Merge onto I-395 S. 0.3 mi
27: I-395 S becomes I-95 S. 84.3 mi
28: Merge onto I-295 S via EXIT 84A on the LEFT toward ROCKY MT NC. 43.2 mi
29: Take the I-295 S exit on the LEFT toward I-95 S/ EMPORIA/ ROCKY MOUNT NC. 0.9 mi
30: Merge onto I-95 S (Passing through NORTH CAROLINA, SOUTH CAROLINA, and GEORGIA, then crossing into FLORIDA). 661.1 mi
31: Merge onto I-4 W via EXIT 260B toward ORLANDO. 74.4 mi
32: Take the CR-532 W exit, EXIT 58. 0.5 mi
33: Merge onto CHAMPIONS GATE BLVD. 0.8 mi
34: Turn LEFT onto RONALD REAGAN PKWY/ CR-54/ LOUGHMAN RD. 4.3 mi
35: Turn RIGHT onto US-17-92/ US-17/ US-92. 5.9 mi
36: End at Davenport, FL Map
Estimated Time: 21.0 hours 20 minutes Estimated Distance: 1316.35 miles