I let the F-Bomb fly yesterday in the carpool lane.
Has anyone else ever said that word in front of your kids?
Just threw that one out the other day and DD14 cracked up. I
try not to say it but some situations just call for it!
nope it was only an earthquake, shaking our bed like chef with a frying pan. (It's too early to make the Earth move, honey!) Thought we left those shakers back in California when we moved to the midwest 8 years ago!.
You guys suffer any major damage?
Tink, are you wearing breakaway underpants?
I have to know what these are and where I can get a pair
To be honest...I'd make my own if I needed them. (
Yeah,that sounds good...go with that..plausible deniability.) Run to
Walmart, buy a pair of cute but cheap panties. Run a razor blade lightly along the seams before putting them on.
Watch your man's face as you rip those suckers right off...
I don't clean...I gotta do something around here.
TOO FUNNY!! My DH might be too busy laughing to do anything!
I've got extra Coffee Mate in the veggie crisper if you are running low!
I bought new creamer yesterday - black cherry strudel (or streusel or something). It's pretty darn good.
I only have fat free vanilla right now--not awful, but def. not a favorite. I like southern pecan and the hersheys chocolate caramel and the holiday peppermint from Coffee Mate YUM! It's so cold here today and I was out in the cold rain wind too much that I think I will dig out the cappucino machine and add a shot of Kahlua
Just got to get DD to get it down for me--it's above the kitchen cabinets and I do no do heights!
I scanned that and only caught the bolded words, and I thought you made and innapropriate post.
Well. I refer to mine as 'the girls', but the twosome works, too!(I have a funny smiley but I can't post it here)
Now we are expected to exercise as well? WTH?? I am SO not running, even if it is after a van on blocks. That is just too much activity for me today!
As I always tell DH when we go to the gym--you can still run, but I am walking on the treadmill. As long as no one is chasing me with a chainsaw or anything, I am NOT running!
Oh, Linty...did I mention the Orlando pillowcases I saw the other day? They were on clearance at Claires...sure, I know you are too old for POTC pillowcases, but it was a headshot of your boy, so it would kind of like having him in bed with you each night...
Anyways, just thought I would let you know that they reminded me of you...
I am so going to look for those when I go to the mall! DD and I (I may be older than Orlando, but I still love him!) will use them and make DH roll his eye!
We can stick around if we can stand the smell. and drool.
Puh-leese! I live with a three year old who is perfectly happy to sit around in her own poop all day (Obviously makes her happy since she won't tell me when she goes, right?) If I can handle that, I am pretty sure I can handle Slobbermouth...or maybe not!
I got a couple of honor rollers this time, too! They want Rocket Fishing poles or whatever instead of cash..
just because my kids are on honor roll, don't kick me out of the club guys..They do this all on on their own, I barely help with homework. They don't get if from me, and most days I dont' thing it's from DH...now the mailman is pretty smart....
Doesn't it tick you off sometimes when they don't study for tests and still do really well? Well, I am proud that mine are pretty smart, but it makes me think that the school is doing them a great disservice by letting them get by so easily. Don't get me started on this one....
Hi Kellie, how did treatment go today? Hope you dont' feel too bad.
Do you do this continuous for a period of time, or on and off? How long do they think you will have to do the treatments?
I am off the grocery store again-my second home. We are having fajitas with the left over steak from last night, and I need cilantro and more ice cream for DS8..Yes, I am a loser, spoiling mom, he gets ice cream every night he finishes his dinner. With chocolate syrup, sprinkles, whipped cream and TWO cherries. Go ahead, call CPS, I'll make one for them, too.
Can I come over for dessert? I ate almost all of my Quesadiilla burger at Applebees! DD had dessert, but I passed. If I ever get moving I am having that decaf latte.
I am good. Today was just Radition. So a little roasting and I am good. I am worn out but that is okay.
Okay all men share a brain
Sometimes they even share it with our children!
Kate, you be a good girl tonight. You know that by joining this thread you adopted about 10 more mothers, didn't you? Very COOL mothers, but we want you to have fun and be careful. .
I know you're probably already gone but I re-iterate what HRH saiid!
Oh yeah, wanted to share this. When I got back in my car at the grocery store, I started it, then turned to my purse to get my keys out...to start the car..they weren't in there...they were in the ignition...starting my car!
What's up with THAT?? Do I need a drink already?
OH yeah, I got my other book from the library today by that author I liked. It's called "We're just like you only prettier-Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle." Can't wait to dig into that one!
Ciao, y'all.
I am going to get that at BN tomorrow because I promised DD a trip--she got $50 GC from her Papa and it's killing her not to have spent it yet! She begged me to go tonight but I was mean. I swear, she's gonna live in a bookstore someday. She just can't get enough.
Marlin got a haircut yesterday and looks too cute! I thought I would share!
Awwwwwww!
Shore, your BIL is lucky to have you & your DH. It sounds like you've really got your hands full, but hopefully all of your hard work with him will pay off. It sounds like you all have got him on the right path!
Kate - just wanted to let you know that I know how you feel. I was always the baby of the group too. But, you know what's great? A couple of years ago, they were all turning 30 & I kept hounding them, reminding them that I was still in my 20's!!!!
They all admit that I did get my revenge. However, now that I'm 30, I really don't get to enjoy it anymore.
Oh, and even though I completely looooove the pink shoes, I would definitely go with the black for that dress!
(Now, you just need to go buy a dress to go with those pink shoes!
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Noooo! Becasue soon they will be going to 40 and you will still be in your 30's. That is much much better
OK--by the time I finish my marathon-quote post I'llhave to start all over again.
Looked all afternoon at cars. Drove 3 different vans. Now DH and I are at an impasse. I like the Toyota van better than the Honda or the Dodge, he likes Dodge. Any bets on who wins? When we got home we had to dash off to get the kids. He took DD to swim practice while I took DS to find hiking boots for his campout this weekend. Then we had to rush home, DS and I had to get them packed for the campout while DH went for a haircut (WTH!) I wanted him to cancel but he has his 2-week reserve duty tour starting on Monday and it needed to be done. The only alternative was a home-cut buzz. I used to do it all the time, but my hairdresser does a much better job! THen DH and DS left to meet the other scouts and I picked up DD from swim practice and took her to Applebees. It was good, too. Now I am being a worrier, because the knife-wielding scout is there, too, and because it is supposed to be in the 30's tonight and they are in a tent--and it may rain more too! I worry for my baby boy (even if he is almost 11!).
he's so funny- Right now he is on the back of the sofa looking out the window at the cars passing
