Vaccines - "too many too close together" is a MYTH

[JOCAmom]

I was only trying to extend a non-HFCS, organic olive branch to her. I'm so sorry....I'll speak through you in the meantime.

 

[kaytieeldr]

Oh, I would NEVER ignore your posts!! As a nut, I would just not be able to respond directly to them, so that I don't violate YOUR request - if you meant ALL nuts

 

[GoinAgainSoon]

Katiee? (In my best "ghost whisperer" translation)

JOCAmom says she loves you, misses you, and wants to give you some pimentos or some olives or something. Nothing involving HFCS of course.

How'd I do? (I think you have to watch that show to understand the transferring message thing. It's like the writers act like it's a game of "operator" or something)

 

[kaytieeldr]

Thank you, GoinAgainSoon. As soon as JOCAmom exempts me, i.e. allows me into her otherwise nut-free zone, I look forward to conversing directly with her. Until then, I'll be drinking some HFCS-sweetened corn syrup out of a bottle with the letters bha and bhp on the bottom?

 

[JOCAmom]

My Magic 8 Ball tells me that you are a good nut. And I like good nuts.

Now do you have a dum-dum lollipop I could have?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

no cats or labradors just catsup or ketchup if you prefer -- of course I prefer mustard but then it would seem we are in a circle-- where's Grumpy we need the rum conversation back

okay...RUM for everyone!


I'm still trying to imagine the concequences of planting french fries next to corn!

since I deep fry with peanut oil, could you plant french fries next to peanuts, and they would fry themselves in the sun?

and if you planted them in the United States, would they be American fries?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

No, but I know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

betcha that sucker could take down an entire forest if we gave him a chain saw.

 

[kaytieeldr]

But an electric chain saw will waste energy since the woodchuck's innate ability IS to cut wood - plus, would YOU trust a woodchuck with a power tool? And then you'd need to support all those newly unemployed woodchucks... If you opted to give her a gas-operated chainsaw, well, then you're affecting that whole ozone hole thing.

Plus, you would need to do psychological testing on any woodchuck to which you were going to hand a chainsaw. Otherwise, I can just see the headlines:

RUM-FUELED GRUMPY PIRATE INSTIGATES WOODCHUCK CHAINSAW MASSACRE ​

 

[Planogirl]

I'm not completely sure why some are offended but no one could get upset by rum! Grumpy Pirate, I'll see your rum and have another.

 

[kaytieeldr]

My Magic 8 Ball tells me that you are a good nut. And I like good nuts.

Now do you have a dum-dum lollipop I could have?

I don't. I went to CVS and bought everything on my list (and a couple of things that weren't) except food!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

But an electric chain saw will waste energy since the woodchuck's innate ability IS to cut wood - plus, would YOU trust a woodchuck with a power tool? And then you'd need to support all those newly unemployed woodchucks... If you opted to give her a gas-operated chainsaw, well, then you're affecting that whole ozone hole thing.

Plus, you would need to do psychological testing on any woodchuck to which you were going to hand a chainsaw. Otherwise, I can just see the headlines:

RUM-FUELED GRUMPY PIRATE INSTIGATES WOODCHUCK CHAINSAW MASSACRE ​

I don't see the problem, just don't give the woodchuck any HFCS prior to starting the chainsaw.

 

[kaytieeldr]

I'm not completely sure why some are offended but no one could get upset by rum! Grumpy Pirate, I'll see your rum and have another.

What is there about rum that could possibly be upsetting? Rum is good for you. Grumpy Pirate told me so!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

What is there about rum that could possibly be upsetting? Rum is good for you. Grumpy Pirate told me so!

think about it, rum is made from cane sugar, all natural.

no HFCS!

 

[monsterkitty]

I don't. I went to CVS and bought everything on my list (and a couple of things that weren't) except food!

You went to CVS and bought things? I didn't know you could buy things at CVS! The things you learn on the DIS...

 

[dejr_8]

You went to CVS and bought things? I didn't know you could buy things at CVS! The things you learn on the DIS...

I hope that CVS didn't use a plastic bag to pack the items.

 

[sunnyday123]

You went to CVS and bought things? I didn't know you could buy things at CVS! The things you learn on the DIS...

But you have to buy 100 things that you don't need, just to get the reward points. Then sell them at a garage sale.

 

[kaytieeldr]

I hope that CVS didn't use a plastic bag to pack the items.

Heavens, no! I brought my own reusable, recyclable bags that NEVER carried meat or vegetables so did not POSSIBLY have e.coli or any other contaminant.

 

[PatsMom]

Heavens, no! I brought my own reusable, recyclable bags that NEVER carried meat or vegetables so did not POSSIBLY have e.coli or any other contaminant.

I hope you had the "green bag tag" to be scanned. Every fourth trip you get a $1 reward you know.

 

[kaytieeldr]

But you have to buy 100 things that you don't need, just to get the reward points. Then sell them at a garage sale.

Bad, bad, BAD me! I'm SO ashamed! I don't know what to say. Wait! I did buy CVS stain remover, then the batteries came with a free sample of the Tide product. I was going to return the CVS product. And they had store-brand paper plates buy one get one free. I only needed one package, but I took the free package as well.

Do you think I could have a successful yard sale with just these two items? I live in an apartment building; does anybody know where I could get a yard?

 

[monsterkitty]

We don't have CVS around here so I think we should move! DH really enjoys buying things we don't need so CVS would be perfect for us! He could shop to his heart's content and then I could use the points on stuff we actually need, like soap and stuff!

Oh, and scanning the bag for a discount will really seal the deal for him!