Vaccines - "too many too close together" is a MYTH

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Just don't let them be caught DWI. You would have to remove them from your Sig.

kitties don't drive, its beneath their dignity..they have hoomans do that for them.

 

[monsterkitty]

you never see them coming, they just appear.

their little kitty sonar pings when they sense RUM!

At least something else isn't pinging!

 

[disneymom3]

corn & syrup? I'm sure of it! there is HFCS in vaccines?! I'm sure this is what CVS is telling us!

Ahhhh....it's like the secret messages from the aliens.

 

[sunnyday123]

Ahhhh....it's like the secret messages from the aliens.

And one day they will take over the world....CVS is there home base.

 

[tinatark]

Wait, where's the first post from this thread? Someone forgot to follow "THE RULE"!

 

[sunnyday123]

Wait, where's the first post from this thread? Someone forgot to follow "THE RULE"!

If they didn't follow, it's because they weren't nursed until they were 12 and fed HFCS.

Now, would anyone like me to post the entire tv guide from 1977 on up?

 

[minkydog]

NOooo, TV is bad for you! It rots your brain and causes all kinds of negative behaviors. You could end up being an ax murderer or God forbid, wear white shoes after Labor Day! Just. Say. No.

 

[JOCAmom]

If they didn't follow, it's because they weren't nursed until they were 12 and fed HFCS.

Now, would anyone like me to post the entire tv guide from 1977 on up?

Do you have all the old tv guides from 1977? They must be scanned and posted or it won't be the same. Plus then, I can print the crossword puzzles out so my gifted 3 month old nieces can do them.

PS....kaytieeldr, I hope my signature is more acceptable to you. And if it's not, you may just have to report me for a personal attack.

 

[sunnyday123]

NOooo, TV is bad for you! It rots your brain and causes all kinds of negative behaviors. You could end up being an ax murderer or God forbid, wear white shoes after Labor Day! Just. Say. No.

Do you have statistics on this? If I watch too much tv, will it cause me to crave HFCS? And what else will my un-skooled DD *do* with her day?


I'm off to think of a really long, meaningless post that ends up confusing you all! Then I will inform you all that you don't understand what I say, and that I am right, and your opinion doesn't matter.

 

[minkydog]

Do you have statistics on this? If I watch too much tv, will it cause me to crave HFCS? And what else will my un-skooled DD *do* with her day?

No, but I graduated from public school in 1974 back when all our TVs were black & white. Everyone knows that TV waves will activate your mercury fillings. We don't need no stinkin' statistics because we're all too brain damaged to understand them. Unless you have cable. Then you don't have to worry about TV waves. Just porn.

 

[sunnyday123]

Do you have all the old tv guides from 1977? They must be scanned and posted or it won't be the same. Plus then, I can print the crossword puzzles out so my gifted 3 month old nieces can do them.

PS....kaytieeldr, I hope my signature is more acceptable to you. And if it's not, you may just have to report me for a personal attack.

Why yes, I do. Are you doubting me? Are you calling me nuts? And why can't I just post a link for everyone? Next thing you're going to say is that your neices do them in pen. Bet they're still nursing aren't they???

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

OK, so it's a Friday before a holiday - what better time to bring up some more vaccine controversy?

From my June 2010 issue of Pediatric News:

Parents' concern that children receive too many vaccines too soon can result in delay or avoidance of vaccination, with the measles-mumps-rubella vaccine often being delayed. However, a recent study showed no neurologic harm from on-time receipt of all the recommended vaccines - including the MMR - from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP), and children with on-time receipt of vaccines performed better on select neurologic testing than those delaying vaccine.

The study by Dr. Michael J. Smith and Dr. Charles R. Woods of the University of Louisville (Ky.) addressed the "too many vaccines too close together" issue. Using publicly available Vaccine Safety Datalink data from a previous study on thimerosal exposure and neuropsychological outcomes, the authors found that getting all recommended vaccines per the ACIP recommended schedule was associated with better - not worse - performance on selected neurologic outcomes at 7 - 10 years, even when such factors as socioeconomic status were controlled for (Pediatrics 2010;125:1134-41.). Importantly, there were no statistically significant differences favoring the less-vaccinated children. The authors concluded that these data add reassurance for parents who are concerned that their children receive too many vaccines too soon.
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In addition, there is evidence that the MMR may need to be given even earlier than the 12 - 15 month time frame.

While waning maternally endowed antibody by 6 months of age is expected for most infections, we now have evidence of even younger age for disapperance of the vaccine-interfering yet protective antibody to measles.

Maternally endowed measles antibody disappeared at a median of 3.8 months in infants of previously measles-infected mothers, and at 1 month of age in infants of vaccinated women. Thus, infants became vulnerable to measles even earlier than previously reported.

okay....just to follow the new rule!!!

 

[laurie31]

okay....just to follow the new rule!!!

It took THIRTEEN PAGES for someone to finally quote the OP!

 

[monsterkitty]

okay....just to follow the new rule!!!

Ummm...wasn't this rule made about a year ago? If so, does it mean it is still the "new" rule?

 

[kaytieeldr]

PS....kaytieeldr, I hope my signature is more acceptable to you. And if it's not, you may just have to report me for a personal attack.

Oh - I LOVE it!!!!! That was SO kind of you!!!! You must not have been vaccinated too many times close together when you were a baby!

 

[kaytieeldr]

It took THIRTEEN PAGES for someone to finally quote the OP!

Well, yeah - we were all under the influence of vaccinations. We forgot.

 

[laurie31]

Well, yeah - we were all under the influence of vaccinations. We forgot.

I thought you were all under the influence of rum.

Or HFCS. One of those.

 

[sunnyday123]

Wait, where's the first post from this thread? Someone forgot to follow "THE RULE"!

okay....just to follow the new rule!!!

It took THIRTEEN PAGES for someone to finally quote the OP!

You all need to back off the HFCS and become vegetarians. The OP was *quoted* in post 5!!! I knew this because I new puppy was nursing and she pointed it out. She's very, very *gifted*. She's even in Petsmarts gifted classes.

And if any of you are interested, I have a diet that will cure what ails you.

 

[dejr_8]

You all need to back off the HFCS and become vegetarians. The OP was *quoted* in post 5!!! I knew this because I new puppy was nursing and she pointed it out. She's very, very *gifted*. She's even in Petsmarts gifted classes.

And if any of you are interested, I have a diet that will cure what ails you.

But will your snowflake puppy grow up to be a tea-cup dog?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

You all need to back off the HFCS and become vegetarians. The OP was *quoted* in post 5!!! I knew this because I new puppy was nursing and she pointed it out. She's very, very *gifted*. She's even in Petsmarts gifted classes.

And if any of you are interested, I have a diet that will cure what ails you.

So do I, its called RUM!!!