FtW Mike
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- Feb 4, 2016
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Kris Please relay the following to her
Dear Mrs. Bert's Mom,
It has come to our attention that as of late you have elevated GOLDBRICKING AND MALINGERING to levels rarely if ever seen. It is my solemn duty to advise you that, should you with such conduct, effective immediately it will no longer be tolerated under any circumstances.
In order to assist the local economy to recover you are expected to resume your prior standard of conduct. Just visiting 1 restaurant for brunch alone could help revive the industry statewide. I am sure that once you utter those famous word, "Challenge Accepted" when your server advises you of the Bottomless Mimosa offer will ripple thru the entire community. Think of the millions of servers hoping for this chance of a lifetime. Do you really want to disappoint them?
Then there is your expertise in the fitness arena. I can say with absolute certainty that no one approached the seamless integration of Pole Dancing and Goat Yoga that you have. Is it fair to all those young people out there that you hide away without passing on your expertise to that select few on your last west coast cruise. Even the Crazy Goat Lady is willing to donate part of her herd to help entice you back.
On a more personal note, No one could hope to be your equal at organizing and coordinating impromptu social events. The Chunky Dunking Party you quickly put together is still talked about around firepits in Ft Wilderness to this day.
In Short THE LITTLE OLD LADY FROM PASSADENA is just far too important to our nation. Hence by order of The Grand High and Exalted Poobah you are to resume you duties effective immediately if not sooner
Dear Mrs. Bert's Mom,
It has come to our attention that as of late you have elevated GOLDBRICKING AND MALINGERING to levels rarely if ever seen. It is my solemn duty to advise you that, should you with such conduct, effective immediately it will no longer be tolerated under any circumstances.
In order to assist the local economy to recover you are expected to resume your prior standard of conduct. Just visiting 1 restaurant for brunch alone could help revive the industry statewide. I am sure that once you utter those famous word, "Challenge Accepted" when your server advises you of the Bottomless Mimosa offer will ripple thru the entire community. Think of the millions of servers hoping for this chance of a lifetime. Do you really want to disappoint them?
Then there is your expertise in the fitness arena. I can say with absolute certainty that no one approached the seamless integration of Pole Dancing and Goat Yoga that you have. Is it fair to all those young people out there that you hide away without passing on your expertise to that select few on your last west coast cruise. Even the Crazy Goat Lady is willing to donate part of her herd to help entice you back.
On a more personal note, No one could hope to be your equal at organizing and coordinating impromptu social events. The Chunky Dunking Party you quickly put together is still talked about around firepits in Ft Wilderness to this day.
In Short THE LITTLE OLD LADY FROM PASSADENA is just far too important to our nation. Hence by order of The Grand High and Exalted Poobah you are to resume you duties effective immediately if not sooner
