Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[RobInBigKC]

Bump!!!

Is that it?

Is your report done?

Where is the next installment?

Where are you?

It can't be -- they haven't got to the monkey news yet.

-- Rob

 

[babynurse1]

Bump!!!

Is that it?

Is your report done?

Where is the next installment?

Where are you?

Number one: Aren't you embarrassed to have that dolphin in your signature.

Number two: You sure do ask a lot of questions.

Number three: How the heck are ya?

Number four: MJ says her spidey sense is hard at work.



PJ and I have one thing to say (since she is sitting right beside me, I feel comfortable speaking for her. Not that I wouldn't otherwise) : Monkey story??????

 

[RobInBigKC]

PJ and I have one thing to say (since she is sitting right beside me, I feel comfortable speaking for her. Not that I wouldn't otherwise) : Monkey story??????

Ahem...

ROB: Elis and I have some news to share with you re: the monkey lady and the question. I'm just sayin....

We are fo sho not skipping over the monkey story because seriously if I just think about it right now I am cracking up. It was one of my favorite memories of the trip. Probably it won't be as funny in writing but it was freaking hilarious.

7. Yes, I'm thinking the monkey story will NOT translate into fits of hysterical laughter, but my ab muscles definitely got a workout that morning. I could not quit laughing. And just so you know Mr. Trollop thought we had truly lost it. I think maybe the heat got to us.

'nuff said? (see? babyn isn't the only one with a steel trap memory)

-- Rob

 

[babynurse1]

'nuff said? (see? babyn isn't the only one with a steel trap memory)

-- Rob

Steel trap memory or do you consult the tapes? Hmmmmmmmm?

 

[RobInBigKC]

Steel trap memory or do you consult the tapes? Hmmmmmmmm?

Well, I have to remember that the quotes even exist on "the tapes" right?

The only reason to go to the tapes instead of just typing it out myself is to get that proof-positive linky thing ("linky thing" is a technical IT term, probably unbeknownst to those that are not IT professionals) in the quotes. Well that, plus the exact wording which of course is important due to my rigid nature.

-- Rob

 

[LBelle]

Bump!!!

Is that it?

Is your report done?

Where is the next installment?

Where are you?

Inquiring minds need to know!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

Where did we leave off? Ahhh, yes. RonStoppable "claims" back trouble and excuses himself from our lovely company.

PJ and I decide Test Track would be great place to continue the best dis meet ever. At this point, I ask Peej if we are supposed to take more pics...ya know for that TR that I pretend that I'm going to write with her, but never actually have any intentions of doing. (*code Bambi*)

PJ says "Just take a picture when you feel like it."

We walk for a moment and I announce to all who will listen "I feel like it now."

BabyPJ stops mid stride and says "Well, let's just drop what we're doing and satisfy that request." Was that sarcasm???

"Ok!" I agree "AND find somebody to take it."

"Why do I have to find somebody?!?!" she exclaims.

"B/C you work here. duh!"

"How is that logical?" PJ inquires.

"How is that NOT?" I retort.

"You live to taunt me."

"Hmmmm." I ponder "This was not one of my previous life goals, but it seems like a worthy one, and a very doable one to boot."

MAJOR eye roll. Seriously, nobody can out eyeroll Peej.

NOTE: The writers of this TR do not encourage eyerolling of any kind. The eyerolling described in this TR was performed by eyerolling experts under the careful supervision of a medical professional. Any eyerolling attempts are to be done at your own risk.

We look around for a friendly face. Perhaps an unhurried mom (HA! no luck finding anyone like that). Perhaps a family guy with a Goofy hat (Ha! No Goofy hats in sight). Maybe a kind grandfatherly figure? (HA! apparently kind grandfatherly figures were not riding Test Track that day)

I point to a person and say "Ask him."

PJ says "But he's working! He's sweeping up the trash!!"

"Aren't you in good with all your fellow Cast Members? You don't know them all by name?"

EYE

ROLL



I counter her eye roll with puppy dog eyes.

She counters my puppy dog eyes with the following:

BUT she approaches the CM and asks him if he would take our pic. (did you know if you look in the dictionary you will find my picture under persuasive? just sayin' lol)

The CM looks slightly startled, glances around, and then points to himself as if to say "Who ME?"

PJ flashes a trollop smile and he puts down his broom. He follows us to the front of Test Track and snaps this pic:

We thank the CM. He asks if we want him to take another one "No. TY."

"Are you sure?" he inquires.

"Uhhh, yeah. We're good. Thanks! Have a magical day."

"I'll take another one." he presses.

I shoot PJ a quizzical look and once he's out of earshot I say "WTHades kind of trollop smile did you flash him?!?!?"

PJ smiles and I give her the "Meet The Fockers" gesture. Ya know, the one Robert DeNiro gives to Ben Stiller to let him know that he's watching him.

"BEHAVE!" I whisper "at least a little bit"


All of this and we haven't even made it to the Test Track line. *whew*

 

[babynurse1]

PJ and I check out the wait time for Test Track. Although, I'm not sure why. Apparently, they are not accurate, as we were so rudely told by the ToT CM.

However, when has logic ever stopped us? The sign said a 20 minute wait OR 5 minutes for single riders. What are we to do? PJ has to go to work in a bit, so we opt to be single riders. We were ushered in right away. The wait was not even 5 minutes. Once again the sign was not correct, but this time it worked in our favor, so I won't complain about such matters in this TR. Not that I would have complained if it did not work out in our favor. Nope. Not me. heh

We were sent to the holding room. This is where they show you the introductory movie about Test Track and explain all the different "tests" they will be doing on the "track". Hmmm, wonder how they thought of the name for this attraction?

The holding room consisted of me, Peej, what looked to be a married couple, and the Disney Puritan. Yeah, that's right. Some guy took this pre ride movie VERY seriously. PJ and I are chatting quietly in the very back of the room, yes quietly...whispering even, and the Puritan turns around and gives us a look. I think we kind of looked at each other and giggled and I whispered loudly "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PJ. Sheesh" She stifled a laugh.

We turn to watch the movie. The lady on there has these headphones or sumpthn on and she's talking to somebody on the headphones and then the lady starts laughing like the person on the other end of the headphones told a joke.

I turned to PJ and said "What's she laughing at? Don't you think it's rude to be sharing a private joke while we are supposed to be learning about testing the track?"

Puritan guy looks at us again. This time the look was more like this:

Hey, I'm a nice person (PJ not so much. snark. lol) But in all seriousness if he wants to hear the Test Track movie, I will be glad to zip it. Except I looked at PJ and she smiles and I turn away and look at the Puritan and giggle at his grouchiness. Relax much? When I turn back to PJ her hand is over her mouth and then I can't help it. The laugh is out, before I have a chance to suppress it. Once my laugh is out, PJ follows.

UH

OH

Now we did it. The Disney Puritan has lost it and is now finished with our misbehaving. We have now graduated to this smilie:

At that point, a few choice words came out of his mouth. Words that my virginal ears had never even heard before. And we were promptly, unequivocally, and most definitely SHUSHED!

What could I do? I had to use sign language to tell PJ to shut up and sit down accompanied by my mommy look. We are both laughing now. FINE, we ruined his magical vacation. I apologize Mr. Puritan. If you are reading this you have my most sincere and humble apology. I mean God forbid anyone actually enjoy themselves on a Disney attraction. I can see how this would anger you so much that veins in your head grew to the size of a Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloon. Perhaps he needs a refresher course in Pixie Dust 101. Vacation=fun. Duh.

Thankfully, the movie ended before those veins burst and we moved out to the other holding area. Single riders were filling in seats here and there. But guess what? When it came time for PJ and I to ride, the CM said "Why don't you two ride together? In the front row" of course. I should have called this TR "The Trip of the Front Row Seats" Nahhhhhhh, that would be boring. Pretending to be a hotT college chick is lots more fun.

Some guy had decided to sit in the middle of the front row, but the CM made him move down so we could sit with him. He seemed annoyed. I guess PJ and I now have a knack for annoying people trying to enjoy their Disney vacations. We promise not to annoy anyone else for the rest of the day. Except that promise doesn't make it past the Universe of Energy. We gave it the old hotT college chick try though. That sentence doesn't sound quite right. OLD hotT college trick try? I want to strike it from the record, but I do not feel like rewording that sentence. Instead I will type aimlessly and you guys will just get to see me free associate. I am very good at it. The other day I free associated the Bible to Saturday Night Live. I am one talented gal, let me tell ya.

After the ride, we look at our pic, but it was blah. I am sensing a pattern here. I have picture issues. Which is why I never thought I would write a TR in the first place. I guess my persuasive skillz have rubbed off on Peej, b/c here I sit, chained to her basement computer desk writing about my WDW vacation and posting my picture for all the world to see. Why do you people not respond to my Code Bambi? You just keep reading this TR like I'm not under any kind of duress. *sigh*


Guess what we did next? We then spent hours and hours looking at the vee-hick-ulls as you exit Test Track. Or did we glide right by and not even pay any attention? Gosh it's hard to remember at this point. PJ and I are such car buffs and all.

Upon exiting Test Track, we look at Mission Space. PJ doesn't want to ride. Mr. T is gone (he doesn't like this ride anyway), and I do not want to ride with a stranger. So, we skip it. dangit. Maybe next time. We did stop in the gift shop b/c ds-12 wanted a t-shirt from there. Did you know the Mission Space t-shirts are sucky? They are. We decided to find him a t-shirt elsewhere.

I like Mission Space. The G forces don't bother me.(is that what they are called? G's? What's a negative G? Somebody educate me on these things) I kinda enjoyed that floating out in space feeling. Only 1/2 of my family can handle this ride though. Ds-12, ds-9, and me. Dd and ds-7 got very nauseated after riding. and Dh wouldn't attempt it. He does not like to spin. Roller coasters do not bother him, but anything that spins makes his tummy feel like it's been in a blender. This is never a good thing on vacation.

Yup, I sacrificed Mission Space just for Peej. But that's ok. We are heading to Ellen's Energy Adventure to have lil adventure of our own and where our promise to stop annoying people fails miserably.

 

[TwinkieMama]

We look around for a friendly face. Perhaps an unhurried mom (HA! no luck finding anyone like that). Perhaps a family guy with a Goofy hat (Ha! No Goofy hats in sight). Maybe a kind grandfatherly figure? (HA! apparently kind grandfatherly figures were not riding Test Track that day)

Good strategy- the unhurried mom, a guy with Goofy hat or a grandfatherly figure would have all been great choices to take your picture without causing any trollopy mishaps. Of course the unhurried mom doesn't exist and all the grandfatherly figures were over in the World Showcase wondering if they take American money at the gift shops. HOWEVER- why wasn't there a family guy in a Goofy hat at Test Track???? that IS the question.

We gave it the old hotT college chick try though. That sentence doesn't sound quite right. OLD hotT college trick try? I want to strike it from the record, but I do not feel like rewording that sentence. Instead I will type aimlessly and you guys will just get to see me free associate. I am very good at it. The other day I free associated the Bible to Saturday Night Live. I am one talented gal, let me tell ya.

I think your original sentence construction problem had to do with trying to merge two sets of words "the old college try" and "hotT college chick" HOWEVER what kind of person questions another's free association??????

I guess my persuasive skillz have rubbed off on Peej, b/c here I sit, chained to her basement computer desk writing about my WDW vacation and posting my picture for all the world to see. Why do you people not respond to my Code Bambi? You just keep reading this TR like I'm not under any kind of duress. *sigh*

I lost my code book. I thought code Bambi was "send more peanut butter eggs." Now get back to work.


PS I love Mission Space.

 

[babynurse1]

I turned to PJ and said "What's she laughing at? Don't you think it's rude to be sharing a private joke while we are supposed to be learning about testing the track?"

You know as I was rereading my post for errors (not that it does any good), I saw this sentence and felt slightly checked about our trollopy behavior.

I agree, we should not have been giggling during the movie, but I do think he overreacted just a bit. Rudely cursing and shushing hott college chicks? At the Happiest Place on Earth? Life's too short to get so worked up about things.

As I have alluded to, we do run into him again. I think he was having a bad day. Perhaps his gf left him and he was coming to WDW to drown his sorrows, perhaps he had a migraine and he couldn't stand any college chick giggling, perhaps he forgot to start off his day with the breakfast of champions (diet coke. duh), perhaps he's just a lunatic.

At any rate, rudeness is not acceptable in my book, so last time I am saying this. Sorry.

 

[babynurse1]

1. HOWEVER- why wasn't there a family guy in a Goofy hat at Test Track???? that IS the question.


2. I think your original sentence construction problem had to do with trying to merge two sets of words "the old college try" and "hotT college chick" HOWEVER what kind of person questions another's free association??????




3. I lost my code book. I thought code Bambi was "send more peanut butter eggs." Now get back to work.


4. PS I love Mission Space.

1. I thought it was the question to end all questions.

2. In all my English/Lit classes, I LOVED the Literature part. The whole part about sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation was skimmed at best.

3. I like your version of Code Bambi better. Please feel free to send more peanut butter eggs.

4. Dis meet 2008? Twinkie and bbn ride Mission Space. Woo Hoo!

 

[UtahMama]

Mr. Puritan drinks diet Coke, I'm fairly certain.

On test track, did you get the ol' "T-Boned by an elderly woman who drives a tuna boat that is no match for your GMC test"? What about the new "screeching and dough-nutting on black ice to avoid a deer test?" LOve that one....

I loves my trollops!

 

[dismorgh]

The holding room consisted of me, Peej, what looked to be a married couple, and the Disney Puritan. Yeah, that's right. Some guy took this pre ride movie VERY seriously. PJ and I are chatting quietly in the very back of the room, yes quietly...whispering even, and the Puritan turns around and gives us a look. I think we kind of looked at each other and giggled and I whispered loudly "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PJ. Sheesh" She stifled a laugh.

We turn to watch the movie. The lady on there has these headphones or sumpthn on and she's talking to somebody on the headphones and then the lady starts laughing like the person on the other end of the headphones told a joke.

I turned to PJ and said "What's she laughing at? Don't you think it's rude to be sharing a private joke while we are supposed to be learning about testing the track?"

Puritan guy looks at us again. This time the look was more like this:

Hey, I'm a nice person (PJ not so much. snark. lol) But in all seriousness if he wants to hear the Test Track movie, I will be glad to zip it. Except I looked at PJ and she smiles and I turn away and look at the Puritan and giggle at his grouchiness. Relax much? When I turn back to PJ her hand is over her mouth and then I can't help it. The laugh is out, before I have a chance to suppress it. Once my laugh is out, PJ follows.

UH

OH

Now we did it. The Disney Puritan has lost it and is now finished with our misbehaving. We have now graduated to this smilie:

At that point, a few choice words came out of his mouth. Words that my virginal ears had never even heard before. And we were promptly, unequivocally, and most definitely SHUSHED!

What could I do? I had to use sign language to tell PJ to shut up and sit down accompanied by my mommy look. We are both laughing now. FINE, we ruined his magical vacation. I apologize Mr. Puritan. If you are reading this you have my most sincere and humble apology. I mean God forbid anyone actually enjoy themselves on a Disney attraction. I can see how this would anger you so much that veins in your head grew to the size of a Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloon. Perhaps he needs a refresher course in Pixie Dust 101. Vacation=fun. Duh.

Thankfully, the movie ended before those veins burst and we moved out to the other holding area.

Great updates!

Some people just cannot be pleased. I think y'all acted just fine.

 

[babynurse1]

Mr. Puritan drinks diet Coke, I'm fairly certain.

On test track, did you get the ol' "T-Boned by an elderly woman who drives a tuna boat that is no match for your GMC test"? What about the new "screeching and dough-nutting on black ice to avoid a deer test?" LOve that one....

I loves my trollops!

Mr. Puritan drinks Diet Coke. Dont think you can sneak your snark in unnoticed missy. Can't get one past the babynurse. lol!

Was there a tuna boat? You're making that up! I think Disney should let all their guests ride down the interstate with Hollywood at the helm. Talk about a thrill ride!

Great updates!

Some people just cannot be pleased. I think y'all acted just fine.

Why thank you Kevin. We need more people like you in the world. Angelic and all.

 

[LBelle]

Mr. Puritan drinks Diet Coke. Dont think you can sneak your snark in unnoticed missy. Can't get one past the babynurse. lol!

Was there a tuna boat? You're making that up! I think Disney should let all their guests ride down the interstate with Hollywood at the helm. Talk about a thrill ride!



Why thank you Kevin. We need more people like you in the world. Angelic and all.

Talking about me?????

Ya....I thought so!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

Talking about me?????

Ya....I thought so!!!!

Last edited by babynurse1 : Today at 08:20 AM. Reason: She didn't learn that trollopy behavior from me. It must have been you Lisa. ;-)

Actually I was talking about you when I made this edit.


But um, yeah I will say you're an angel if it makes you feel better. Consider it an early Christmas present.

 

[dismorgh]

Why thank you Kevin. We need more people like you in the world. Angelic and all.

Awww, thanks!!

 

[LBelle]

Actually I was talking about you when I made this edit.


But um, yeah I will say you're an angel if it makes you feel better. Consider it an early Christmas present.

You love me!!!!!

You're too good to me!!!!

Trollop Triplets need to reUnite!!!

 

[babynurse1]

Awww, thanks!!

YW. Told ya I'm a nice person. (Never believe what PJ says about me. EVER. She has this thing where she likes to spread falsehoods about me. Trust me, they are all false.)

You love me!!!!!

You're too good to me!!!!

Trollop Triplets need to reUnite!!!

1. How could I not love you? (yes that is a question mark on the end of that sentence. snark)

2. I am too good to you, aren't I? Perhaps I should stop?

3. Heh. Trollop triplets reUniting might not be such a good idea. Although every thread we have ever posted on together is still up and running, right? That's enough of that talk. We will moooooove on.



p.s. Just wanted to tell you that PJ won't be updating right now. She has to go be a college chick and pretend to listen to her instructor in class. We all know she will be secretly text messaging and doodling and making snarky comments, but at least she gives it the hotT college chick try. (Does that sound a little better Twink?)

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Last edited by babynurse1 : Today at 09:01 AM. Reason: I'm, getting, commas, for, Christmas, tee, hee