Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[GoofyDad869]

To answer babynurse's movie trivia question...

"Dirty Dancing"

God, I hate that movie. I really do. UNFORTUNATELY, it's one of KAMommy's favorite movies. So "we" watch it a lot more than I'd be comfortable admitting. But see, we have a deal worked out. That deal is: if I watch one of HER movies with her, then she'll reciprocate and watch one of MY movies with me. That's how it's supposed to work in theory anyway. In reality, the "deal" gives the phrase "not tonight, dear, I have a headache" a whole 'nother level of meaning.



For example, let's compare the number of times "WE" have watched one of her favorite movies together.

"Dirty Dancing" and/or "Pretty Woman" - 40 kajillion times

Now, let's tally up the number of times "WE" have watched one of my favorite movies together.

"Anchorman" and/or "28 Days Later" - zilcho.

 

[lalijack]

For example, let's compare the number of times "WE" have watched one of her favorite movies together.

"Dirty Dancing" and/or "Pretty Woman" - 40 kajillion times

Now, let's tally up the number of times "WE" have watched one of my favorite movies together.

"Anchorman" and/or "28 Days Later" - zilcho.

Hi GoofyDad! Just wanna say I admire the fact that you're not bitter.....

I actually caught the end of Dirty Dancing last night. Love that movie!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

AHEM: whatever helps you sleep at night.

Most eye rolling ever.

WE convinced you to sign up for the board? Wow, PJ we're pretty goog!!

Tell me something I didn't already know.

"Dirty Dancing" and/or "Pretty Woman" - 40 kajillion times

Now, let's tally up the number of times "WE" have watched one of my favorite movies together.

"Anchorman" and/or "28 Days Later" - zilcho.

Did I not go over the double standard concept with you?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I think I'm supposed to finish writing about Tony's. At least that's what the crazynurse who was just on my phone told me. I always do as I'm told, so who am I to question???

Where was I? Walking to SUPPER.

Not gonna lie, I'm having a little trouble remembering the details of SUPPER that night and just what it is that I need to give the babynurse a hard time for. So, I just called Hollywood and I said to her, "Hollywood, remember that time when we ate dinner (Hwood doesn't speak supper) at Tony's with the babynurse and Mr. Trollop?" I could practically hear her rolling her eyes through the phone. I think it pained her to just say "yes" and not ask me to please call people by their real names. I then asked her if there was anything important she remembered from that night. Her response: "Mr. Trollop ('cept she insisted on using his real name ) had leftover cake and he let me take it home." SO, lots of help she was. Side note: Hollywood is small but mighty. She's smaller than me but darn can she eat. That's why she remembered the cake. The girl is a bottomless pit. I think she eats around the clock and I don't think I've ever heard her turn down food. Not a bit picky either. Sometimes I wonder if we even grew up in the same house.

I need to be told to focus! FOCUS, BabyPJ (did I just hear that all the way from mamacantfindya?)!!!! OKO, supper at Tony's.

Check in with our party of 4 rather than 3 was uneventful except for the slightly embarassing moment when I had to lead the delusional babynurse away by the hand and apologize to the nice CM who couldn't understand why some woman was screaming at her "BUT MY LAST NAME REALLY IS DEPP!!!!!" Once the bbn took it down a level we were allowed into the restaurant. Gee, I wonder why they sat us in the very corner? Hollywood did offer me this tidbit, but I said I felt it may have already been mentioned, but I didn't read back or look for it so idk. She said she made a comment to Ron Stoppable that people probably thought Hollywood and I were the kids and Elis and Mr. Trollop were our parents. She said he didn't take too kindly to that. Can't imagine why.

I reckon it was round about this time that the babynurse and I ordered the exact same dinner. Talk about creepy. Talk about her getting inside my mind. It's all part of that takeover plan. I'm on to you, bbn. I may play the fool at times...

At one point our waitress came over and said "oh, we're celebrating a birthday?!" It was funny because Hollywood, Elisabeth, and I were all three like "YEP!!!!" in unison. And Mr. Trollop just sort of mumbled "yes." real quiet. Almost sad. HA! She said she'd "take care" of it. Elisabeth looked a little too happy at that development.

Over dinner we discussed what any normal group of friends would discuss. I mean, we had already covered stripper names so the next logical topic of conversation was stories about getting pulled over and/or arrested. In order to protect the innocent, I'll just say that Hollywood told the story of when we were down in Florida with a bunch of friends and we had way too many people in the car and got pulled over. When we got pulled over I may or may not have thrown myself into the trunk and had my friends cover me with shopping bags so the police officer wouldn't notice we had too many people in the car. It may or may not have happened. I really couldn't say. Hey, Elisabeth, would it be cool if you had a new story to add to getting pulled over stories? Like, oh, I don't know, you're driving through Indiana talking to BabyPJ where it's illegal to talk on a cell phone and drive and you get pulled over for speeding. That sounds like it would be a goog story to add here. It could never happen to you though.

I think it was at the end of dinner that Mr. Trollop finally thanked me for his birthday button. Yes, that's when it was. It was after the waitress came out singing and had us all clapping and singing and had the attention of everyone in the restaurant focused on him. Yes, that's exactly when he realized his gratitude toward me.

Once we finished embarassing Mr. Trollop and Hollywood packed up every scrap of food on the table to take home to the point that I was getting embarassed it was time to leave. Hollywood was then nudging me in a way that meant "I want to go home." The babynurse and I clarified the plans for the morning and our merry group parted ways. When we made it to the car I asked Hollywood why she had wanted to leave. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "I was having fun, what'd you make me leave for?"

Hollywood: "P.Lauren, I'm sure they wanted some time to themselves."

Me:

Hollywood: "P.Lauren, they've been with you allllllll day!!!! I'm sure they need a break from you!! I know I do at the end of the day!!!"

HEY!!!!! I resemble that remark!!! What's that supposed to mean anyway? I am a pleasure to be around and I'm sure the babynurse wouldn't have minded if Hollywood and I stayed with them for the duration of the evening. Right, babynurse? Right? RIGHT? Speak up, I can't hear you!!!!!


(oko babynurse, it's your turn)

 

[LBelle]

Last edited by babynurse1 : 10-11-2007 at 10:26 PM. Reason: or in the words of LBelle, I'm soooo jealos


Oooooooh!!!!! You're such a smart*butt*!!!!!!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

For example, let's compare the number of times "WE" have watched one of her favorite movies together.

"Dirty Dancing" and/or "Pretty Woman" - 40 kajillion times

Now, let's tally up the number of times "WE" have watched one of my favorite movies together.

"Anchorman" and/or "28 Days Later" - zilcho.

PJ: Take notes, this is husband 101. (snark, snark, snark)

Your post did crack me up GoDaddy. And let the record show that I DO go to guy movies and watch guy movies. For example, I was the only wife/girlfriend present at the movie "300" and the movie "Shoot 'Em Up".

I actually caught the end of Dirty Dancing last night. Love that movie!!!

I do too, b/c I am still a chick after all.

Last edited by babynurse1 : 10-11-2007 at 10:26 PM. Reason: or in the words of LBelle, I'm soooo jealos


Oooooooh!!!!! You're such a smart*butt*!!!!!!!!!

WHO ME?!?!!?

 

[babynurse1]

1. She's smaller than me but darn can she eat.


2. Check in with our party of 4 rather than 3 was uneventful except for the slightly embarassing moment when I had to lead the delusional babynurse away by the hand and apologize to the nice CM who couldn't understand why some woman was screaming at her "BUT MY LAST NAME REALLY IS DEPP!!!!!"

3. Once the bbn took it down a level we were allowed into the restaurant. Gee, I wonder why they sat us in the very corner?



4. we had already covered stripper names so the next logical topic of conversation was stories about getting pulled over and/or arrested.


5. Hey, Elisabeth, would it be cool if you had a new story to add to getting pulled over stories? Like, oh, I don't know, you're driving through Indiana talking to BabyPJ where it's illegal to talk on a cell phone and drive and you get pulled over for speeding. That sounds like it would be a goog story to add here. It could never happen to you though.

1. Just one more reason I love Hollywood

2. Well, my last name COULD have been Depp if Johnny had met me before he met that Vanessa chick. ( )

3. They don't know the rules. Nobody puts baby(nurse) in a corner. tsk tsk

4. We are master conversationalist, aren't we?

5. To clarify, I did not get pulled over. He just pulled in right behind me, followed me for a really long time, at a really close proximity, and then when I flashed him my "please don't give me a ticket" smile he turned.

I realize this is also my "I'm not a terrorist" smile, but they can be used interchangeably for the same result. Law enforcement pretty much can't resist it.

 

[babynurse1]

Hollywood did in fact say they had to get going, but I could tell Peej didn't want to. And in all honesty, who could blame her?

But we said our goodbyes, and Mr. T and I proceeded down Main Street USA. We walked through some shops and actually looked at things, instead of running in, heading straight to the toy section, buying a $50 stuffed Donald that will make it's way under some little persons bed and never be heard from again.

There were lots of things I thought about buying, but I didn't. I have no clue why. Mr. T kept saying "If you like it, get it." But I was ho humming the shopping, and decided it was time to mooooove on.

We considered a ride on Aladdin's magic carpet, but it wouldn't have been a magic carpet ride without Princess Jasmine, now would it? So we kept going.

To POTC. heh heh. I couldn't believe that PJ and I had forgotten to snap a pic the day before, so it was decided that we would take one without her. It's not quite the same, but it is at least a pic of POTC .

"Let's ride again." I proclaim.

"Why not? Anything for you on my birthday" Mr. Trollop replies. lol Such a smartypants

The lady in front of us had a shirt on with "Louisville" written across it. She also had 4 young children and her hands were oh so full. Her dh was talking to another adult male, and she was picking up one kid while trying to tie another one's shoe, and breaking up an argument between the older two.

I ALMOST felt glad my kids weren't with me after seeing her frustration, but I quickly dismissed it. B/C even a bad day with my kiddos is better than a good one without them. Don't get me wrong, it's nice to get away, but children are so addictive. I don't know what I'd do without 'em.

Kids are a complex yet wonderful mystery. Someone once told me you spend the first two years of a childs life teaching him how to walk and talk, and you spend the next sixteen telling him to sit down and shut up.

Anywho, We board the ride and of course we get seated in the front row, b/c it's the trip of front row seats and backstage passes. Well the backstage passes is a lie, but those two things seem to go hand in hand.

I tend to think of myself as more of a Disney traditionalist, but I actually like the changes to POTC. They kept the majority of the original ride, but added some new characters here and there. Of course I happen to like Cpt. Jack (just a smidge, a trifle, a teensy weensy bit), so I may not be the most unbiased person to ask.

*Flashback* When my very own redhead was younger (3-ish, I think), we were planning a trip to WDW. His siblings told him that on the pirate ride, the pirates shout "We want the redhead!". He looked at them very strangely, but said nothing.

We arrive at the MK, several days later, and decide to ride POTC. Ds is hanging on to me and acting a little uncomfortable. Anybody who knows him, knows this is not typical behavior for him. He's fearless. I ask him what's wrong. He informs me he is NOT going in there. I ask him why.

He looks at me like I am a lunatic and points to his head and whispers (I guess so the pirates can't hear) "I have RED hair"

I look at him like this for a split second , and then it dawns on me. WE WANT THE REDHEAD. I tell him "Oh there's a redheaded lady on the ride they want, they don't want just any redhead. It will be fine."

He squints his eyes at me and says "I'm sitting by you and dad. Hold on to me. Do not let go."

I'm trying not to laugh and I reply very seriously "You got it red. I mean kiddo."

Right before we board the ride he says "You gotta hat?" I give him an "A" for thinking outside the box.





Mr. T and I decide to call it a night. We are heading to Epcot tomorrow. Back on the bus to the OKW for a blissful night of slumber, with my own pillow. from home.

 

[We Want The Redhead]

Now seems like a pretty good time to jump in on this TR.

 

[blue_river]

"Why not? Anything for you on my birthday" Mr. Trollop replies. lol Such a smartypants

He looks at me like I am a lunatic and points to his head and whispers (I guess so the pirates can't hear) "I have RED hair"

Awww......that's cute!

Finally caught up

 

[Spartangirl]

He looks at me like I am a lunatic and points to his head and whispers (I guess so the pirates can't hear) "I have RED hair"

I love it!!!

Right before we board the ride he says "You gotta hat?" I give him an "A" for thinking outside the box.

That's classic!

You'll have to write that story down to tell him when he's older!

 

[babynurse1]

I love it!!!




That's classic!

You'll have to write that story down to tell him when he's older!

spartangirl. Thanks for continuing the saga with us!! Maybe I'll just print this TR out for him to read. Hmmmmm, on second thought maybe that's not such a goog idea.

 

[babynurse1]

Awww......that's cute!

Finally caught up

Bluester! I quoted you, but it didn't show up. I think this means you get your own very special post.

 

[jonestavern]

babynurse1
We arrive at the MK, several days later, and decide to ride POTC. Ds is hanging on to me and acting a little uncomfortable. Anybody who knows him, knows this is not typical behavior for him. He's fearless. I ask him what's wrong. He informs me he is NOT going in there. I ask him why.
...He looks at me like I am a lunatic and points to his head and whispers (I guess so the pirates can't hear) "I have RED hair"

I look at him like this for a split second , and then it dawns on me. WE WANT THE REDHEAD. I tell him "Oh there's a redheaded lady on the ride they want, they don't want just any redhead. It will be fine."

He squints his eyes at me and says "I'm sitting by you and dad. Hold on to me. Do not let go."

I'm trying not to laugh and I reply very seriously "You got it red. I mean kiddo."

Right before we board the ride he says "You gotta hat?" I give him an "A" for thinking outside the box.

I'm with everybody else, this is just so darn cute!

Hey, it's a little sad no PJ in the POTC pic--guess this calls for a Trollop Trip Part Deux

Jean

 

[LBelle]

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! Just Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

I'm with everybody else, this is just so darn cute!

Hey, it's a little sad no PJ in the POTC pic--guess this calls for a Trollop Trip Part Deux

Jean

Trollop Trip Part Deux has been discussed. But we decided Disneyland Paris would be the best place for that. (have a dancing banana)

Last edited by LBelle : Today at 07:41 AM. Reason: typed in a smilie search for 'cute redhead' and that's what we got!! lol

thanks for that smiley effort Lisa.

 

[DonaldTDuck]

And how are you gonna get a cowboy to Paris? Promise him the Crazy Horse Saloon? Or are ya ditchin him for a week? The best part of PotC is chanting along with the pirates We Want the Redhead. That would definitely freak him out.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I'm with everybody else, this is just so darn cute!

Hey, it's a little sad no PJ in the POTC pic--guess this calls for a Trollop Trip Part Deux

Jean

You know it!

And how are you gonna get a cowboy to Paris? Promise him the Crazy Horse Saloon? Or are ya ditchin him for a week? The best part of PotC is chanting along with the pirates We Want the Redhead. That would definitely freak him out.

I don't think there will be a Mr. Trollop on that trip. Just sayin
heeheehee

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. There were lots of things I thought about buying, but I didn't. I have no clue why. Mr. T kept saying "If you like it, get it." But I was ho humming the shopping, and decided it was time to mooooove on.

2. We considered a ride on Aladdin's magic carpet, but it wouldn't have been a magic carpet ride without Princess Jasmine, now would it? So we kept going.

3. To POTC. heh heh. I couldn't believe that PJ and I had forgotten to snap a pic the day before, so it was decided that we would take one without her. It's not quite the same, but it is at least a pic of POTC .

4. Kids are a complex yet wonderful mystery. Someone once told me you spend the first two years of a childs life teaching him how to walk and talk, and you spend the next sixteen telling him to sit down and shut up.

1. No one says that to me when I'm shopping. I'm glad Mr. Trollop is adopting me, that plan is looking better and better by the minute.
p.s. Why did you not buy anything? You really have lost your mind.

2. Nothing is magical without me there, face it.

3. Just photoshop me in. These people won't know the difference.

4. In sign language, of course.

LOVE the redhead story. Again.

Since no one needs to hear my version of what Hollywood and I did that night after leaving I think you're up again. Get on it!

 

[babynurse1]

And how are you gonna get a cowboy to Paris? Promise him the Crazy Horse Saloon? Or are ya ditchin him for a week? The best part of PotC is chanting along with the pirates We Want the Redhead. That would definitely freak him out.

I think I could get the cowboy to go to Paris, b/c after all bbn=persuasive.

Freak the lil kid out, got it!

1. No one says that to me when I'm shopping. I'm glad Mr. Trollop is adopting me, that plan is looking better and better by the minute.
p.s. Why did you not buy anything? You really have lost your mind.

2. Nothing is magical without me there, face it.

3. Just photoshop me in. These people won't know the difference.

4. In sign language, of course.

LOVE the redhead story. Again.

Since no one needs to hear my version of what Hollywood and I did that night after leaving I think you're up again. Get on it!

1. Shopping's not my thing so much. I'd rather be riding the rides or sumpthin exciting.

2. oko, whatever helps ya sleep at night

3. I, for one, like to give our TR readers a little more credit. They must be "freakin' genius'" (unlike myself ) if they are reading OUR tr.

4. Another little know bbn fact, I can tell my kids to sit down and shut up in sign language. "The look" also accompanies said signing. This comes in very handy at things like church and weddings...ya know places where you are supposed to be quiet and reverent.