Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

4. Another little know bbn fact, I can tell my kids to sit down and shut up in sign language. "The look" also accompanies said signing. This comes in very handy at things like church and weddings...ya know places where you are supposed to be quiet and reverent. :angel:
If you can't talk and/or stand, are you allowed to text in said places? Say, just for random example, are you allowed to text in the Vatican? :rolleyes1

-- Rob
 
1. I, for one, like to give our TR readers a little more credit. They must be "freakin' genius'" (unlike myself;) ) if they are reading OUR tr.

2. Another little know bbn fact, I can tell my kids to sit down and shut up in sign language. "The look" also accompanies said signing. This comes in very handy at things like church and weddings...ya know places where you are supposed to be quiet and reverent. :angel:
1. Smart enough to get into some school or somethin?

2. Oh? Weddings? What's that you say? Ron Stoppable may SUGGEST no texting at weddings but that doesn't mean bbn obeys. Just sayin. BBN also = contrary.

If you can't talk and/or stand, are you allowed to text in said places? Say, just for random example, are you allowed to text in the Vatican? :rolleyes1

-- Rob

Don't ask me, I really wouldn't know. :angel: You'll have to find your answer elsewhere.

I'd just like to point out that I only told the bbn that I got my phone confiscated for texting in the vatican. How this story is somehow known by all is beyond me. Really doesn't help preserve my angelic image.
 
I'd just like to point out that I only told the bbn that I got my phone confiscated for texting in the vatican. How this story is somehow known by all is beyond me. Really doesn't help preserve my angelic image.
What story? I said I was using a purely random example.
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Um, ok. :rolleyes:

-- Rob
 

Thank you for your useful post Moo.

Whelp, IRL has gotten in the way. And this 4 day speedy quick trip to WDW is apparently going to take 4 months to write. However, I hope to have the next installment soon.

Did I mention that PJ and I received another dirty look *or two* while in Epcot? If you will recall we were given one at the Muppet Vision 3-D. This puzzles me.

1. How could anyone possibly give PJ and I a dirty look?

2. Is the point of a vacation to relax? If so, then there are several people in this world who did not get that memo.

3. Why do you have to stand while waiting for the Universe of Energy ride? Do they think we are able bodied or sumpthin'?


Here's the teaser. You now might have guessed that we got a dirty look at Universe of Energy. At which attraction was the other dirty look given? And let me tell ya, that look was not pretty. I think we really ticked some guy off. It looked like he was going to have an aneurysm. He needs to chillax.
 
What story? I said I was using a purely random example.

-- Rob
Totally not buyin it.

Four days??? You ladies need a

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I concur. If that babynurse doesn't watch it I'm going to post the next installment before her. Maybe she'll find a few minutes in her fabulously busy life to devote to this tr. Either that or y'all will have to wait till the next time we're together and I'll force her to sit down and write it.

How could anyone possibly give PJ and I a dirty look?
That's what perplexed me. Because bbn=:angel: and PJ=:angel: :angel: So what we're they thinkin? :confused3

At which attraction was the other dirty look given?
Am I eligible to guess the answer to this question? Will you give me that thousand dollars if I get it right?
 
Am I eligible to guess the answer to this question? Will you give me that thousand dollars if I get it right?
There's a thousand dollar prize for answering that question?!?!?!? (PJ, pm me the answer. I'll answer it and we'll split the thousand. ;) )

-- Rob
 
There's a thousand dollar prize for answering that question?!?!?!? (PJ, pm me the answer. I'll answer it and we'll split the thousand. ;) )

-- Rob

PJ- Forget RobIn. PM me the answer. I'll go 60/40 with ya. ;)


Ok ladies- we need more hotT college chix adventures. The world series is over so put down your Malibu Barbie baseball glove, BBN and bring it on.
 
C'mon, BBN! Put the kids, the horses, the goats, the dogs and the cowboy out in the yard for a spell and get crackin' on this TR! Where are your priorities???????? Sheesh!
 
Just caught up here with a hilarious report. Please keep it coming!!!!
 
Now seems like a pretty good time to jump in on this TR.pirate: ;)

I forgot to welcome you to the TR. What a GREAT username. So creative. So original. Love it!:upsidedow

Ok ladies- we need more hotT college chix adventures. The world series is over so put down your Malibu Barbie baseball glove, BBN and bring it on.

grrrrrrr. As we have discussed before, not only is there no crying in baseball, but there is NO Malibu Barbie in baseball.:snooty:

p.s. I'll let ya "slide" since you are growing human life right now. 3 more weeks and it's (malibu barbie baseball) gloves off.


There's a thousand dollar prize for answering that question?!?!?!? (PJ, pm me the answer. I'll answer it and we'll split the thousand. ;) )

-- Rob

Just to let you TR readers know, that was NOT the one thousand dollar question. The one thousand dollar question for which I was really going to give PJ the money for, was a sports related question. She had to tell me, while speaking to me on the phone and not using her computer, what did PBR stand for. She had an allotted time to do it in, and she could not come up with the right answer....WITHOUT using her computer. She cheated, which made our verbal contract null and void, b/c I specifically told her she could not use the aid of any technology.

C'mon, BBN! Put the kids, the horses, the goats, the dogs and the cowboy out in the yard for a spell and get crackin' on this TR! Where are your priorities???????? Sheesh!


I have priorities. Maybe if I could quit baking long enough and stop providing snacks for you and cel and PJ, I could get some work done.

Just caught up here with a hilarious report. Please keep it coming!!!!

:wave: Welcome!! Glad you are enjoying it, and since YOU asked so nicely (as opposed to some of these other people), I will add an installment right now.
 
That title is my "High School Musical" impersonation. Hope y'all got a kick out of that.


I wake up early on Day 3. I'm dragging my feet just a bit, so I decide caffeine is in order. I head over to The Gurgling Suitcase, at OKW, and find the answer to my sluggishness. A Diet Coke. Breakfast of Champions. So refreshing. So tasty. Perfection. Ahhhhh.

I'm no longer tired. I am giddy and excited and ready to tackle a day at Epcot.

Dh and I meet PJ at the entrance to Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow. We are there early and decide to grab fastpasses for Soarin', It is already really crowded at Soarin'. It's going to be a hot, muggy, wall to wall people kind of day and only 1/2 of the hotT college chick duo is NOT going to complain about this. (that would be me, btw)

We head to the Living Seas. Mr. T hops into his own clamshell. Hmmmmmm, something is bothering Mr. T. He's not his usual self. I will have to investigate that further. We stopped to peek at the annoying seagulls, before we head in and take this picture. (look at that massive crowd.)
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I was really excited to go see "Turtle Talk With Crush", but there was noone in line. Huh? Wassup with that? Peej and I approach a castmember who informs us that there is no show until 10 a.m. Does anyone know why this is? Why would they open the park and supposedly all of Future World, but not "Turtle Talk With Crush"? God forbid they open the World Showcase before 11 a.m. too. I guess that's another trick of the imagineers. As long as it makes sense in their creatively creative minds.:confused:

We leave, a little disappointed, and head to Imagination. Figment has always been a favorite of mine. I recall seeing him for the first time when I was just a lass. I purchased a stuffed Figment that very day. He's a cute little purple dragon, so I kinda like Imagination. We approach the attraction.....noone in line. Uh Oh. Guess what? Imagination is CLOSED!:mad: No explanation, no sorry about your luck. Just a castmember standing outside saying "Imagination is closed. We do not know when it will reopen"

Strike Two, Epcot.

Mr. T has grown increaslingly quiet. I ask him "wassa matter?" He says "I'm fine." But not in a "I'm fine" kinda way. Hmmmmmmm. Babynurse is on the case.

Since Honey I Shrunk the Audience is just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the CLOSED Imagination, we opt to go there. Hopping, Skipping, and Jumping all the way. of course. There was a horrendously long wait of 5 minutes, and we almost opted for a fastpass. Who has that kind of time?;)

We sit on the floor while we wait, b/c even though we are able bodied, we sometimes don't feel the need to be that way. Nobody says anything to us about sitting on the floor. It's a normal thing to do. Why would you question your guests choice of seating arrangements? Isn't the customer always right? Or are we supposed to obey ALL the rules they have set in place for our safety and such? Party poopers.

We make fun of the pre show movie. This is now par for the course. Expose all the flaws and make snarky comments. Nothing too snarky though. We are pretty angelic human beings after all. I do note that the little boy with the frog that ruined the wedding photo, reminded me of my redhead. Not in the way he looks, but in the way he acts. Ribbet!

I kinda like the dog sneezing on us during Honey I Shrunk the Audience. It makes your stay much more magical after you have been pelted with dog snot. Wouldn't you agree?

We deposit our 3-D glasses into the appropriate receptacle, even though on a prior trip a small child MIGHT have stashed their glasses into the diaper bag, which was not discovered until we were all the way back in Japan.:3dglasses Heh. Of course, we dropped what we were doing and marched all 4 small children right back to Honey I Shrunk The Audience and turned in the confiscated glasses. I mean, I am an ideal Disney guest. I would NEVER stuff the glasses way down deep into the diaper bag and silently hope that nobody saw me doing that and think that my life is so pathetic that the only souvenirs I'm getting for my kids are ten cent plastic HISTA 3D glasses. Nope, we pushed the two baby strollers, grabbed the two "bigger" kids by the hand and walked all the way back in the 100 degree September heat and returned those ten cent glasses. Don't think we didn't, cuz we, uhhhh did?

Back to Day 3, Mr. T is looking a little more strangely. I've decided he must be experiencing pain. He has his stoic, cowboy look on his face. Finally he admits that his back is bothering him. (Was that such a hard thing to do?) Chalk it up to one of the many things in Mr. T's youth...riding bulls, playing basketball, streetball, baseball, football, any kind of ball, but on occasion his back decides it will no longer cooperate with the rest of his body. Usually the babynurse pumps him full of medication and after a bit of rest, he is fine.

What's a babynurse to do? I pull out my stash of medicinal supplies, drug him up, and send him on his way. We shall reconvene at a later time. This leaves PJ and I to our own devices. Who knows what kind of mischief we might find?:rolleyes1
 
Just to let you TR readers know, that was NOT the one thousand dollar question. The one thousand dollar question for which I was really going to give PJ the money for, was a sports related question. She had to tell me, while speaking to me on the phone and not using her computer, what did PBR stand for. She had an allotted time to do it in, and she could not come up with the right answer....WITHOUT using her computer. She cheated, which made our verbal contract null and void, b/c I specifically told her she could not use the aid of any technology.
Ooooh, I know/knew that one. Course you would at least have to give me the Sports context or I could just as easily answer Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Dh and I meet PJ at the entrance to Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow. We are there early and decide to grab fastpasses for Soarin', It is already really crowded at Soarin'. It's going to be a hot, muggy, wall to wall people kind of day and only 1/2 of the hotT college chick duo is NOT going to complain about this. (that would be me, btw)

I was really excited to go see "Turtle Talk With Crush", but there was noone in line. Huh? Wassup with that? Peej and I approach a castmember who informs us that there is no show until 10 a.m. Does anyone know why this is? Why would they open the park and supposedly all of Future World, but not "Turtle Talk With Crush"? God forbid they open the World Showcase before 11 a.m. too. I guess that's another trick of the imagineers. As long as it makes sense in their creatively creative minds.:confused:

What's a babynurse to do? I pull out my stash of medicinal supplies, drug him up, and send him on his way. We shall reconvene at a later time. This leaves PJ and I to our own devices. Who knows what kind of mischief we might find?:rolleyes1

How is this possible? How are you there early (which, by definition, means pre-rope-drop) and there already be a crowd at Soarin'? You line up at the rope and walk -- not as quickly as you can but instead -- as quickly as the CMs forging the wall across the walkway (and thus holding back the Soarin' stampede) will let you directly to Soarin'.

Don't feel bad -- we also got "burned" on the Turtle Talk not starting until 10am time during our last trip. Of course, I didn't have a knowledgeable cast member as a companion during my visit.

Flexeril? If so, I am jealous (though it's too bad your DH would have a need for them because, believe me, I feel his pain). It would be so convenient around the RobInBigKC household to have a steady stash of Flexeril.

-- Rob
 
PJ- Forget RobIn. PM me the answer. I'll go 60/40 with ya. ;)
ooohhhhh....take that, Roberto! I think she just one upped ya. ;) I will accept your offer, Twinkessori. Cept I predict that babynurse is going to get out of giving us our money on a "technicality." :rolleyes:

I forgot to welcome you to the TR. What a GREAT username. So creative. So original. Love it!:upsidedow
Sometimes I seriously wonder about you. Now would be one of those times. Everyone else ignore this post, she knows what I mean.

Just to let you TR readers know, that was NOT the one thousand dollar question. The one thousand dollar question for which I was really going to give PJ the money for, was a sports related question. She had to tell me, while speaking to me on the phone and not using her computer, what did PBR stand for. She had an allotted time to do it in, and she could not come up with the right answer....WITHOUT using her computer. She cheated, which made our verbal contract null and void, b/c I specifically told her she could not use the aid of any technology.
I am starting to think you only offered me the $1000 because you were confident I wouldn't know the answers. One of these times I'm going to know the answer and then you'll....and then....and when that happens...
heck, who am I kidding, it'll never happen.

I have priorities. Maybe if I could quit baking long enough and stop providing snacks for you and cel and PJ, I could get some work done.
It's been my experience that Ron Stoppable provides the snacks at crazynurse ranch so I'm not zackly sure just what you're doing. Just sayin.
 
1. I wake up early on Day 3. I'm dragging my feet just a bit, so I decide caffeine is in order. I head over to The Gurgling Suitcase, at OKW, and find the answer to my sluggishness. A Diet Coke. Breakfast of Champions. So refreshing. So tasty. Perfection. Ahhhhh.

2. It's going to be a hot, muggy, wall to wall people kind of day and only 1/2 of the hotT college chick duo is NOT going to complain about this. (that would be me, btw)


3. We make fun of the pre show movie. This is now par for the course. Expose all the flaws and make snarky comments. Nothing too snarky though. We are pretty angelic human beings after all.

4. Who knows what kind of mischief we might find?:rolleyes1
1. ahhhhhh

2. I would like to take this moment to point out that while it may be true that I complain a bit in the heat, the babynurse complains EXCESSIVELY when it's cold. Sheesh. You'd think she'd just bring a blanket or something.
Not that I told her not to bring one.

3. You're blowing our cover. Shhh!!!!!!
bbn=:angel: PJ=:angel: :angel:

4. My lips are sealed. ;) What happens at Epcot stays at Epcot.

GOOG JOB, ELISABETH!!!! :cheer2:
BUT...
now it's my turn.
bwahahahahahaaaaaa!
 
Let's see....
Day 3. hmmm

This morning Hollywood had to work at the Magic Kingdom again. At 8. But Epcot, which was on the clarified agenda for the day didn't open till 9. And we only had one car. To share. Whatever would we do? HotT college chicks are known for their problem solving skills so I devised a plan. It was a little complicated but we got up bright and early. A lot brighter and earlier than I prefer to. The things I do for that babynurse. Sheesh. Hollywood drove me to Chef Mickey's on her way to work at the Magic Kingdom. No, I didn't have to go to work but I would be working that evening so I wanted to drop my costume off in my locker so I wouldn't have to carry it around Epcot all day. I was going to just wear it all day, but the nursebabe said she'd be too embarassed if I did that. I can't imagine why. :confused3 I'm kidding, people! Anyway, I went up to Chef Mickey's and dropped my costume off and maybe had someone smuggle me a Krispy Kreme from the buffet. Or not. Because I would never do that. :angel: :angel:

After I got rid of my stuff I headed up to the monorail since I knew the Trollop Stoppables would be at Epcot. I took the 2 monorails necessary to get to Epcot from the Contemporary, walked very slowly, went through security, dawdled a bit, talked to some strangers, and was still sitting at the gates by 8:30. Ho hum. I was about to doze off when some wIerd woman came up to me with a very loud "GOOD MORNING, BABYPJ!!!!!!!!" Oh. Right. The Stoppables. Almost forgot what I was doing at Epcot! We had to wait a few minutes for the gates to open and then we joined the swarm of humanity on the trip back to Soarin. Talk about a wall of people. Yuck. But I'm not complaining. :rolleyes1

Fastpasses secured, we moved on to the Living Seas. I love Nemo. The movie. The musical at AK. The ride. Love, love, love it. It's just so darn cute and that Big Blue World song....GREAT. So, it was a bit confusing to me why there was no one on this ride. Oh well, their loss. :snooty: Maybe they were all too busy rushing over to talk to a turtle. Hopefully not though. Because they, like us, would have been sorely disappointed. Wassup with the no Turtle Talk until 10? Does anyone have a goog explanation for that one? Anyone?

Mr. Trollop was being absurdly quiet. He wasn't telling me R-Rated stories or even random bull riding and rodeo trivia. Hmmmm.....
I poked the babynurse and made eyes at her and she informed me that there was already an ongoing investigation in the matter. Oko.

Despite our disappointment we headed on to bigger, more exciting rides. Either that or Elisabeth wanted to go ride Figment. :rolleyes: A friend of mine worked at the Figment ride for 6 months so I like to see the people in their costumes there and think of her wearing that. Because it's funny. Although their costumes aren't as unfortunate as the Animal Kingdom costumes. I think I need to be told to focus again. Anyway, the ride was closed. Some Cast Member told us Figment escaped and he was causing trouble in the laboratory and they couldn't reopen the ride until they caught him. What do we look like, cool high school chicks???? NO, we are hotT college chicks!!!!! We knew they were pulling one over on us. ;)

We mooooved right on to Honey I Shrunk the Audience to see if we would be turned away yet again. But, this time we were in luck. Because, as a very intelligent trollop once pointed out, who doesn't want to get sneezed on by a giant dog at 9 something in the morning?

It was here that our true trollop behavior was at it's best. A CM came on the microphone and told everyone they had to stand up during the preshow. Elisabeth and I were compliant. At first. We both stood up and then I looked at her and said "he didn't say how long we had to stand up for." and I proceeded to sit back down. Elisabeth looked up at Mr. Trollop who was just shaking his head at me, paused to adjust her halo, and then sat back down. I think Mr. Trollop scooted away from us at this point. If we were getting in trouble he was not going to be an accomplice. The CM came down to the front of the room after the oh-so-entertaining pre-show (that we didn't make fun of) and looked right at us with a look that said "why the helk are you sitting on the floor, you freaking idiots, you are the bane of my existence." We flashed him a trollop smile and wave and he was all grins and allowed us to remain seated. Others around us were told to stand. Just sayin.

After being sneezed on by a dog Mr. Trollop decided to take his leave of us. Was it the hand holding? The skipping? The perpetual giggling and loud laughter? The constant references to inside jokes? I really don't think so. No, we're really very pleasant people to be around. It must have been the heat that was getting to him. Yeah. That's it. I'm sure of it. We said our goodbyes and skipped off merrily into Epcot and did exactly what trollops are expected to do. But that'll have to wait.
 
ooohhhhh....take that, Roberto! I think she just one upped ya. ;) I will accept your offer, Twinkessori. Cept I predict that babynurse is going to get out of giving us our money on a "technicality." :rolleyes:
I never said a percentage. I just said "split". Actually, I was viewing myself as more of a financial agent in the matter and was thinking something along the lines of 90/10 (with the 10 percent for me) but if you like the 60/40 offer better. :rolleyes:

After I got rid of my stuff I headed up to the monorail since I knew the Trollop Stoppables would be at Epcot. I took the 2 monorails necessary to get to Epcot from the Contemporary, walked very slowly, went through security, dawdled a bit, talked to some strangers, and was still sitting at the gates by 8:30. Ho hum. I was about to doze off when some wIerd woman came up to me with a very loud "GOOD MORNING, BABYPJ!!!!!!!!" Oh. Right. The Stoppables. Almost forgot what I was doing at Epcot! We had to wait a few minutes for the gates to open and then we joined the swarm of humanity on the trip back to Soarin. Talk about a wall of people. Yuck. But I'm not complaining. :rolleyes1
Oh good. You were there at rope drop because I was a little bit confuzzled by babyn's version of things. Thanks for clarifying, P&J. Everyone should experience the rope drop swarm to Soarin' at least once in their lives.

Back to Day 3, Mr. T is looking a little more strangely. I've decided he must be experiencing pain. He has his stoic, cowboy look on his face. Finally he admits that his back is bothering him. (Was that such a hard thing to do?) Chalk it up to one of the many things in Mr. T's youth...riding bulls, playing basketball, streetball, baseball, football, any kind of ball, but on occasion his back decides it will no longer cooperate with the rest of his body. Usually the babynurse pumps him full of medication and after a bit of rest, he is fine.
After being sneezed on by a dog Mr. Trollop decided to take his leave of us. Was it the hand holding? The skipping? The perpetual giggling and loud laughter? The constant references to inside jokes? I really don't think so. No, we're really very pleasant people to be around. It must have been the heat that was getting to him. Yeah. That's it. I'm sure of it. We said our goodbyes and skipped off merrily into Epcot and did exactly what trollops are expected to do. But that'll have to wait.
I'm been thinking on this fer a spell (because you can't use the word spell as a reference to time without using the word "fer") and now think that Mr. Trollop may just be a genius and a fantastic actor who should be giving Hollywood lessons. I'm thinking maybe he did just want a break from the insanity and some quiet time to himself and came up with a brilliant scheme to get it and then executed said scheme perfectly. Bravo.

-- Rob
 
1.I poked the babynurse and made eyes at her and she informed me that there was already an ongoing investigation in the matter.

2. Either that or Elisabeth wanted to go ride Figment.

3. After being sneezed on by a dog Mr. Trollop decided to take his leave of us. Was it the hand holding? The skipping? The perpetual giggling and loud laughter? The constant references to inside jokes?

1. I took lessons from Nancy Drew. ;)

2. You can actually ride that cute purple dragon? Is this a new attraction?:banana:

3. I know, I was starting to feel left out. You two really needed to tone it down a notch.:rotfl:



Mr. Trollop may just be a genius

-- Rob

Again, he did marry me.:thumbsup2 hee hee
 
Bump!!!

Is that it? :confused3

Is your report done? :confused3

Where is the next installment?:confused3

Where are you?:confused3
 












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