twisted wishes

[jaycns]

Granted...but the basilisk (sp?) is loose and looking for you!!

I wish we had an inground pool!

 

[Syrreal]

Granted, but it is infested with piranas

I wish I had a time machine

 

[jaycns]

granted...but the "timer" is broken...no way to tell where you will end up or if you will ever get back!!

I wish my boys would clean up their rooms without being told at least ten times to do so!!

 

[irishbosoxfan]

Granted they will do it after 11 times being told but the police have to become involved after a body is found under the mess

I wish my DH would brush my hair more often!

 

[Kimmielee]

Granted but he does it with a brush hog....

I wish I had more money....

 

[jaycns]

Granted...but you must carry it all with in you all of the time in PENNIES!!

I wish I had a sunroof in my vehicle!!

 

[irishbosoxfan]

Granted but it doesn't close and it is monsoon season

I wish it was tomorrow already

 

[jaycns]

granted...but TODAY was the best day of your life

I wish my dog didn't want to chase coyotes!!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but now the coyotes want to chase after your dog!

I wish I could go out with Fred from Scooby Doo.

 

[lisajl]

Granted, but now the coyotes want to chase after your dog!

I wish I could go out with Fred from Scooby Doo.

Granted, but it's the cartoon Fred and he's sooo one dimensional!

I wish I could quit work and still have money!

 

[irishbosoxfan]

Granted but you have to become a girltoy to Phyllis Diller

I wish I had the body of a goddess

 

[Syrreal]

Granted...but it is all in pennies and only $0.01 more than what you have now.

I wish I could get DH to clean the catbox more often.

ETA- Woah! How did I get all the way back here? I swear I refreshed before replying!!!

 

[fabumouse]

edit.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I wish I could get DH to clean the catbox more often.

Granted, but now he has decided it would be more fun to use than the toilet.

I wish I had more tags.

 

[fabumouse]

Granted, but now he has decided it would be more fun to use than the toilet.

I wish I had more tags.

Granted. But you've had to humiliate yourself in front of 100,000 people in order to earn them.

I wish that I don't have to color my hair ever again.

 

[Kimmielee]

Granted but your permanent color is purple.

I wish I were married...

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted but your permanent color is purple.

I wish I were married...

Granted, but you are married to Voldemort.

I wish someone else would cook dinner for me tonight.

 

[SRUAlmn]

Granted but your permanent color is purple.

I wish I were married...

Granted, but you have to be married to William Hung and listen to the song 'She Bangs' run repeatedly in your house!

I wish I could have my dream Disney wedding.

 

[arkansas mom]

Granted, but you have to be married to William Hung and listen to the song 'She Bangs' run repeatedly in your house!

I wish I could have my dream Disney wedding.

Granted. But you don't get the Prince.

I wish I had a Diet Coke.

 

[fabumouse]

Granted. But you don't get the Prince.

I wish I had a Diet Coke.

Granted but your child just dropped the can on the floor while standing on the dining room table.

I wish the laundry was done.