Ok, that link to Occupation Girl (
http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/605018.html) led me to her other recaps of all the books, and I laughed more yesterday than I think I have in the last ten years, combined. Her language is deplorable, and she freely admits that she hates the ideas in the books while also being completely addicted to them. But her commentary leaves me just doubled over choking with laughter, tears in my eyes!
This little quote about Isle Esme in
Breaking Dawn had me randomly breaking into snorfles of laughter at inappropriate times all evening-- she seems to ask those questions you only asked in the deepest depths of your mind while reading:
"(So many things haveprobably for the bestbeen left unaddressed here. I mean, was it like f***ing a popsicle? These are the questions I find myself asking.)"