Well, Dh caved and went with me to go see the movie tonight. What a guy! He deserves husband-of-the-year.
I actually felt bad for him throughout the movie. However, he trooped through and didn't fall asleep or anything. Ast the end I looked at him sympathetically, and he smiled and said "It wasn't that bad."
Ummm...yeah honey. It was.
It was just awful. At least Hardwick and company managed to capture the snail's pace essence of the book. I can't remember a film that had such pacing problems. It was mind achingly SLllllllllllooooooooooooow....but then again that was a huge issue I had with the book, so at least the film was accurate!
I didn't hate Stewart's acting. I actually thought the worst actor was the chick playing Alice. It was like they raided the local city college's "acting" program for the cast. She was wooden.
Best actors was the Forks High "scooby-gang" (Mike, Jessica, Angela, Eric). I found them the most real and relatable.
Edward...Rob...I just don't know. Part of the time I was thinking, sure...that's Edward. And then other times he was just wrong, all wrong. Creepy, UGLY. Yup I said it...beautiful my patoot. He's NOT mind blowingly beautiful.
They left out lots of important stuff that furthered the relationship between he and Bella and focused on the shout-outs to the book (the apple in the hand, ordering mushroon ravioli, hey there's the author) and nothing at all on relationship development.
Voice over??? REALLY? THE hallmark of the poorly written and directed script? THAT'S how you're gonna do it?? I guess they are of the impression that their audience is stupid and needs to be told what's going on.
The Port Angeles scene should've been paramount to the whole film and it was like 5 minutes long. totally glossed over.
The baseball scene was just eye candy, but at least it was SOMETHING. It jostled the sleeping film awake for a few moments. That and the fight at the end in the ballet studio.
BAsically it was 2 hours of Stewart looking like she was about to cry and blinking a lot, and stammering. So disappointed. I was hoping I would only be let down by the special effects (which weren't that bad actually. The sparkling was actually too toned down for my taste. In my head, dude was BLINGING).
I don't think I can stomach New Moon: The Movie. That book was even slower. AND we didn't even get Harry Potter attached!! I felt robbed.
Not cool.