I'm seriously useless to my hubby, kids, parents, neighbors & friends right now----If you want, meals, laundry, groceries & help of any kind, give me about a week or so---then if I make Round 3, put it on HOLD for a while---Because I'll be living it up! Woot Woot!!
Here's my little USELESS rap:
I act like a lazy bones
even though I'm at home,
useless when it comes to dishes
If only I had some Disney wishes
I'd stop picking up doggy poo poo
or doing the laundry from 1 till 2
No more grocery shopping or
helping thy neighbor
cell's going dead & I need to check
Disboards, Facebook & Twitter
My hubby fears, chores
are a thing of the past
I'd rather send a tweet
to a new Disney peep, than mow the grass
don't worry, I told him, Get off your as-
Team Soft Serve, Team Pineapple
really doesn't matter,
we're in this together
& bonded forever
Disney's Moms Panel Search
sure has been fun,
It would be even better, IF I WON!
I'm useless..lately