Sci-Fi is just opening for lunch when we get there, and Kristin puts our name in immediately. There are a few other famililes here, but not too many, so we should get in relatively quickly.
As we wait, I read the posters on the wall. I love old horror and sci-fi movies...well, I should say, I love the concept of old horror and sci-fi movies. Most are rather tough to watch in their entirety, though there are a few gems out there. The original Night of the Living Dead. Freaks. The Tingler. I watched a documentary of William Castle a few months back, and the guy made some pretty cheesy movies, but was a marketing genius. Anyone who can make people sign a release in case of "death by fright" before seeing his movie, only to have people later disappointed that they did not actually die of fright, has something figured out.
But I also love the bad special effects. The use of completely fake-looking monster costumes, instead of the completely fake-looking CGI monsters you get today. The overally sensational posters.
I mean, who wouldn't want to witness that?
Huh?
That's not your thing? Really? I don't believe you. Let me test you with a visual representation:
Now, c'mon. She's a girl in the first frame, and a plastic skeleton in the second. What is not to like about that? No mess to clean up afterwards, and you get a free Halloween decoration out of the deal.
Plus, almost every one of these movies reminds me of a Misfits song. If you've ever heard the Misfits, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't...well, let's just cut to the chase and get to lunch, shall we?
Um, shall we?
Kristin, why haven't they called us yet? Everyone else who was out here has been called, but not us. Better go check. Kristin asks again, and apparently there was some mix up. They can seat us now. Good thing I was busy going off on a William Castle/Misfits/woman-to-skeleton death ray tangent, or I might be really annoyed right now.
Speaking annoyed, our camera has decided to go wonky on us. Specifically, there's a small patch of dead pixels on the display all of the sudden. Nothing got wet, so I can't explain it. I'm able to determine that the pictures should be fine, and it's just the display that's...um...wonky, but it's still a little troublesome.
We're finally seated, and we got a front-on car table. The only way to experience this place, IMO. We ate here last year as well, so Dylan is looking forward to his favorite scene - the automated nursery, and I'm looking forward to mine - chimps in a mini Astro Orbiter-type ride throwing projectiles down at other chimps, who are on roller skates. What is commonly known as "entertainment".
I LOVE the show here. Old horror and sci-fi trailers, old space-themed cartoons, and hilarious segments, like one with chimps riding a mini - well, you know. There's also a trailer for the Amazing Colossal Man, which brings back memories of the Madball song "Colossal Man was a Skinhead".
"Hey, I thought you were done with the old punk references? Are you now? Good."
Now that I have that out of my system...
"Where can I hide?
I don't want to buy a bride
I'm alone as I float
Hey, there were others in my boat"
"Ok, quit it now!"
But it's got a Disney reference!
"Too bad. Enough."
Alright, alright. I'm done. Anyway, they have homemade vanilla and cherry cokes here; Em and Kristin get the cherry, I get the vanilla. I love everything vanilla - vanilla vodka, vanilla Coke, Vanilla Ice - so that's the obvious choice for me. Dylan gets the Oreo Cookie shake, which is AWESOME, but also so thick that you need a crowbar and a small shovel to "drink" it.
To eat, Emily gets a hot dog, Dylan gets a cheesburger (with extra mayo), and the adults get the Angus Chuck Burger.
Great burgers - this place is certainly not a Le Cellier, Kona, or Jiko, but for what it is, it's great. Perfect for lunch, especially since we are not really crazy about the Quick Service places in this park. Come to think of it, we really aren't that crazy about the restaurants in general in this park, though we admittedly have not tried them all.
Kristin gets a few more snaps:
Candid...candid photography...say no more!
"Ok, don't start going Python on us now."
Fine. I apologize. So where were we? Oh yeah, we're done eating. Back to the fun!