Ooooh. I'm a lousy joke teller... can I have another assignment? There must be some other way I could contribute some silliness and fun to the thread... believe me, you don't want me telling jokes... I kill'em.
Warning: This post will in no way contribute to any silliness or fun, but I'll endeavor to do so in the very near future.
The Dr. said, after I blew into the little thingamabob: "Well, it'll keep you out of the hospital, but that wasn't terribly impressive." Geesh.... if he thought I was bad today, he should've seen me two days ago. He would've most likely bypassed the hospital and called for a body bag.

He perscribed another round of Zithromax and THREE inhalers?!?! Hello!?! Three!?!! Do I use these all at once ur' whut? I've never used inhalers before... THREE?!?! Geesh...I'd say he's out of his mind, but he said: "How come you keep looking younger and younger and I just get older?"

Okay, so he can't be too far out of his mind if he can fling out charming little numbers like that, right?
Oh... and the weenie award today, goes to........ my backwoods, hillbilly, piece of crap, pathetic excuse for a pharmacy! I go in to fill the meds: "They'll be ready in an hour". Awwww.... $%^&! I did that on Sunday... no thanks.

Then she looks at the scrips again.... "Oh. We need to order this one. It won't be here until tomorrow".... I say: "Ok" She then says: "After two". Oh puhleeeze!! Sooooo.... apparantly I'm one breath away from being in the hospital, and as yet, still have no meds. Juuuuust peachy!!
Oh, and by the way....did I mention my son's teacher is an idiot? She has reduced the school's disciplinary policy to something that has absolutely zero impact on the kids. In our house, if Cam brought home a pink slip... it WAS a HUGE deal. I knew he'd done something BAD. The last one came home in the 2nd grade. He's had three in the last three weeks.

Why today? Their text books are supposed to be in plastic ziploc bags.... (we won't go into how lame that in itself is) he apparantly didn't have one of his books in it's little bag today. What the .... (ARGH!!) is that supposed to mean!? I signed the blasted pink slip and said: You mean to tell me he's getting this for a BAGGY!?! Oh... well... no... he was talking too.

Friday... apparantly two OTHER boys got into trouble... my son got in trouble too, because, in her words: "You are the leader, they follow and look up to you". Never mind the fact that HE didn't do what those kids did, he's also to blame, because... because.... he's the oldest....?? because... they "look up to him?" Why exactly? Nobody really knows.

You'd think the school would start to question why 3 kids have been pulled out of that class since the beginning of the year.

If I could get a home study program together in time (which I can't) we'd be #4.
Ooooh.... guess this is my vent thread for the week. Sorry 'bout that. Guess I'm a wee bit wound up.
Oh... I have one!! It's not a joke though... well, actually I don't know what it is... don't even know if it's true, but anyhoo....wanna hear it? I don't think I've posted it before... ??
Nominated for "Quote of the Year" is this statement made by Texas Congressman, Dick Armey. When asked: "If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?" Armey responded: "If I had been in the President's place, I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would've been lying in a pool of my own blood looking up and listening to Mrs. Armey saying: "How do I reload this damn thing?"

I can relate to this right now.
