jordanyosh
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- Jun 23, 2003
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Now which one of us is gonna get fired first for Dis'ing at work![]()
I won't get fired, just fried from the lightning bolt from the Big Boss in the sky

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Now which one of us is gonna get fired first for Dis'ing at work![]()
those 2 sentences, just don't go well together.Poo stories all bring out the best in us
I hope to have a great dinner
[ Don't we have a pole dancer around here that can verify this?![]()
Guess you'll have to wait for Winkers OR Rosie for that one..![]()
Holy mackerel Jordanyosh!
We both have TWO segments done. The difference is you've got 40 some pages of responses and I've got one page!!!
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Thanks for the birthday wishes.
Guess you'll have to wait for Winkers OR Rosie for that one..![]()
Hey Colt! You need to advertise your TR! When you put in a signature, be sure to put your thread in there.......
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2404520
How do you do multiple quotes?
Oops, I guess Hijacked again. Sorry.
personally, I do it in my eyeore pj's...besides, I get paid to keep my clothes ON....I'm like the anti-stripper
Question is who eats it?![]()
The Multi-Quote button is just to the right of the Quote button. You hit that for each post you want to quote, and then for the last one you hit Multi-Quote then Quote.
Don't worry, we all had to learn.
Someone once asked my Dad if he was disappointed in me, because I "just" a stay at home mom...He said he got kinda ticked off, and the guy started back pedaling and apologizing... Then he said to my Dad, "Well, at least she isn't a stripper..." I told my Dad that if I could move to another country where they pay by the pound that I could make a killing!! Kinda like a mail order bride or something...
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In fact, after returning from vacation 4 days ago, I realized I'm still affected by the events that transpired at work in September and that I really need to get on my knees and lay it all at His feet because it's still tearing me up.
I truly wanted you to take the journey with me. So....much of the report will be written as a Point of View. You will be seeing what I saw throughout the trip
bummer...I showered...sorry no pics of my studly body....
She asked where I was going. I said to WDW and she said, "lucky dog". When i was putting my shoes on and walking away, she yelled "have a great vacation" What parallel universe was I in? When has a TSA agent ever been nice much less, say something as loud as she did. It was cool. It was definitely a great way to start vacation.
I also forgot to buy antacids when I was at Target.....(remember that).
Wow... that guy would've annoyed the HECK out of my husband! You are probably so kind, that you sat there and listened to every word!Can you believe I got all that info in an hour flight? He liked to talk about himself.
I did the flush while you fart method of disguising the noise level.
The couple in front of me were all over each other. 2 women.....
The Multi-Quote button is just to the right of the Quote button. You hit that for each post you want to quote, and then for the last one you hit Multi-Quote then Quote.
Don't worry, we all had to learn.
My wife is a stay at home mommy also. Toughest yet most gratifying job in the world. Sure beats the heck out of breakin horses.
Someone once asked my Dad if he was disappointed in me, because I "just" a stay at home mom...He said he got kinda ticked off, and the guy started back pedaling and apologizing... Then he said to my Dad, "Well, at least she isn't a stripper..." I told my Dad that if I could move to another country where they pay by the pound that I could make a killing!! Kinda like a mail order bride or something...
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Crazy? No. Saucy?I truly wanted you to take the journey with me. So....much of the report will be written as a Point of View. You will be seeing what I saw throughout the trip....You guys have been so great to me over these last months and years...I wanted to feel you with me...Is that crazy?
Unless of course you have Jurassic toe crust. Just sayin'.Shoes instead of flip flops. I love wearing flip flops on flights. No hassle taking them off during security checks and no one gives you dirty looks when you take your flip flops off during flights....
I totally believe this. OC airport rocks!She asked where I was going. I said to WDW and she said, "lucky dog". When i was putting my shoes on and walking away, she yelled "have a great vacation" What parallel universe was I in? When has a TSA agent ever been nice much less, say something as loud as she did. It was cool. It was definitely a great way to start vacation.
ADM!In response to the drool pic. One time when I was in 9th grade, we were coming home from a church retreat. We were in a van and we all fell asleep. I fell asleep on a girl's shoulder. When I woke up, I felt something wet on my cheek. I had drooled all over her shoulder. She was still fast asleep. I couldn't help but laugh as did everyone else in the van. She woke up and was thoroughly grossed out....
Ewww. My brother used to eat Milk Bones when was little. Gross.In response to the eating out of the trash pic: My roommate suggested I eat dog food. One time I came home late. I was tired. I opened the cabinet and saw a bag with Jerky labeled....I took 2 and ate them, but they tasted really funny. I looked at the bag....DOG Jerky. I gagged, but was laughing at the same time.
I'd DVR it!I better go pick up some tootsie rolls for the "floaters"...
Now if I could pull off making a dude sitting on the pot as well, then I could get my own show like Cake Boss!!!![]()