The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[jordanyosh]

AKA the squirts, the grunties, an Amarillo Mudstorm, the lava leaks, in short, I've sat on the pot so long, I wound up with Outhouse Polio. (If you are not a fan of Larry The Cableguy, that's when you sit there until you lose feeling in your legs.). The chorus I keep hearing in my head is I fell into a burning ring of fire. On the bright side, I've been able to do a lot of reading in here.

It sounds like you're posting FROM the potty...

 

[jordanyosh]

How did this thread evolve from "POO" to Thongs !!! Oh yes it is Jordan's thread the place where there are NO secrets whther we want to hear them or not!!When I think THONGS I think BRAZILLIAN!!!!!!!
But one of ny favorite "POO" stories is Samantha at her Christening !! As the Pastor held her facing the congregation her face was BRIGHT RED and she was GRUNTING Loudly!!!

That's too funny about Samantha

 

[joy13]

It sounds like you're posting FROM the potty...

With all the portable devices out there - he could be

See it's nice that you post all the nice links - but then you miss all the fun! That cartoon Winkers posted totally made my day!

 

[winkers]

Considering the usual topics here ,I thought this would be an appropriate cake for your special day

I hear altitude changes can cause gas too

 

[jordanyosh]

Sheesh! I get one lousy 24 hour stomach bug on the day you come back and you're already on page 34!

I'll catch up tonight! Hope you had a fantastic trip!

Hey ali!

OMG!!!!!!!! I am only 3 days from when you started and excuse me Mr. Popular!!! I am ending up on page 34!!! EEK!!!

Happy Birthday sweet friend!!

HEATHER!!!!! Glad you could make it!

 

[thunderbird1]

Happy Birthday Jordan! I think I've posted before; can't remember. If not, I've been lurking, stalking, whatever on your TR's for a while now, but it took talk of poo to bring me out into the open (much like a dookie emerging to greet the sun. . . or the toilet. . . or the seat of your car on the way home from work (yeah, REALLY loved that story! )).

Hope you have a great birthday with no sign of the green apple trots!

Wendy, can't wait for the Ashlynn "incident" story and Melissa, so glad I've never had to resort to the enema (yet), but we do always travel with kids' suppositories. The things you do for your kids. . . .

 

[jordanyosh]

SO I am sipping my coffee and catching up this morning and witout quoting all of the crazy funny remarks, I would like to say someone's cartoon (WINKERS) made me spew coffee through my nose while trying not to laugh and spit coffee all over....

Disney,Poo and Thongs first thing in the morning, Does it get in better then this, unless you are wearing Thongs at Disney taking a Poo in one of the top rated Boathrooms???
And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO
or at least your poo does
Seriously Happy Birthday hope it is a GREAT YEAR

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDAN!!!

Hope you have a great day!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

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OMG!!!!!!!! I am only 3 days from when you started and excuse me Mr. Popular!!! I am ending up on page 34!!! EEK!!!

Happy Birthday sweet friend!!

Happy Birthday

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY TODAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Hey! A little birdie (FB) told Mom and I that it's your birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes!

 

[jordanyosh]

Happy Birthday Jordan!! (Look, I wasn't too lazy for that extra button push!!! )

You are 48 today right?? My Dad is turning 48 in 2 weeks! They are going to Disneyland to celebrate! ANd no, they are not taking me!!

Just call me Dad I guess

Thanks for the birthday wishes

 

[jordanyosh]

Happy B-Day Jordan!

Before I post my replies to some of you...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!!!!

Hope you have a wonderful day!

Thanks!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Jordan!

I brought some birthday cake for everyone to share.

Now that's a cake I could........oh never mind

Happy Birthday Jordan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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muchas gracias

 

[jordanyosh]

This kinda looked like you!!!

Happy Birthday Jordan !!!

Considering the usual topics here ,I thought this would be an appropriate cake for your special day

I hear altitude changes can cause gas too

Thanks guys

Who would actually eat that cake? But

Yes Altitude!!!! Fa sho

 

[glennbo123]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[jordanyosh]

I just hope there isn't a camel involved....

thanks, green apple jolly ranchers WERE my favorites.....now all I'll be able to think about is GB's gastro-intestinal issues.

thanks. jolly ranchers will never be the same.

I keep laughing about a song I sang to my kids. They laugh every tme too. On the ORIGINAL Sesame Street, they sang "Sing, sing a song, Sing out loud, Sing out Strong..." Now imagine someone with a huge lisp singing it...


Thing, Thing a THONG.... We never get past that part...

With all the portable devices out there - he could be

See it's nice that you post all the nice links - but then you miss all the fun! That cartoon Winkers posted totally made my day!

See definitely brings the crazy!!!!!

 

[jordanyosh]

Happy Birthday Jordan! I think I've posted before; can't remember. If not, I've been lurking, stalking, whatever on your TR's for a while now, but it took talk of poo to bring me out into the open (much like a dookie emerging to greet the sun. . . or the toilet. . . or the seat of your car on the way home from work (yeah, REALLY loved that story! )).

Hope you have a great birthday with no sign of the green apple trots!

Wendy, can't wait for the Ashlynn "incident" story and Melissa, so glad I've never had to resort to the enema (yet), but we do always travel with kids' suppositories. The things you do for your kids. . . .

Poo stories all bring out the best in us

I hope to have a great dinner

 

[jordanyosh]

Happy Birthday!!!

thanks brother

 

[MyTalula]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDAN!!!



My Fellow Pisces!!!

Mine is on Monday

 

[WendyO]

You know you're a mom when you get poop (let's add someone else's here just for clarification) on you and you don't even flinch. I knew motherhood was going to be very different than the fairy-tale I imagined after the first time I had to give an enema.

Wendy, can't wait for the Ashlynn "incident" story and Melissa, so glad I've never had to resort to the enema (yet), but we do always travel with kids' suppositories. The things you do for your kids. . . .

Yeah... I was just going to say "just wait til you experience suppositories too!" We had a gusher when Erin had to have one... and it was at DH's aunt's house (who is a TOTAL neat freak) so we were flipping out as she just started pouring "down there".... do we pick her up and rush her to the bathroom (thus trailing from the room to the bathroom) or do we just leave her standing there (but only making a huge mess in one place...)? Oh, the things that run through your mind at the moment of panic. Lesson learned: don't give a WHOLE suppository to your kid... just half. Sigh. Fortunately we've never had to do that again...

AKA the squirts, the grunties, an Amarillo Mudstorm, the lava leaks, in short, I've sat on the pot so long, I wound up with Outhouse Polio. (If you are not a fan of Larry The Cableguy, that's when you sit there until you lose feeling in your legs.). The chorus I keep hearing in my head is I fell into a burning ring of fire. On the bright side, I've been able to do a lot of reading in here.

SO FUNNY!!!! I love it "outhouse polio". Have you set up your computer in there? Then you can DIS the whole time and you won't even notice you've lost all muscle mass below the waist.

Miss Erin Thankyou !!!!!!

Erin says thank YOU miss Rosie!

SO I am sipping my coffee and catching up this morning and witout quoting all of the crazy funny remarks, I would like to say someone's cartoon (WINKERS) made me spew coffee through my nose while trying not to laugh and spit coffee all over.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Have you learned nothing by reading this thread...???? No drinking, eating, anything that can turn projectile when reading. = NO NO. For shame...

thanks, green apple jolly ranchers WERE my favorites.....now all I'll be able to think about is GB's gastro-intestinal issues.

I think there are many things from this thread that have burned certain images into our brains for the rest of our lives. Don't know if that's good or bad... ha ha ha ha.

 

[All7OfUs]

In honor of your birthday, I'm making sure my chili dinner airs its congratulatory remarks.

All together now...

Ahh, now for some green apple Jolly's for dessert.

 

[vamassey1]

Happy Birthday Jordan!

What are your plans?

 

[GreatBiscuit]

It sounds like you're posting FROM the potty...

That's exactly where I was / am posting from. More TMI? Oh well, too late now.

 

[jordanyosh]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDAN!!!



My Fellow Pisces!!!

Mine is on Monday

thanks!!!!!!!!

You're a spring chicken compared to me....