The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[englishrose47]

Hey!! Chopped liver here!

Based on the length of the tp and your current bathroom rating system, that bathroom must have been an "abandonded porta-potty by the wayside" rating.

I may be one of the last to check in, but am looking forward to your tr as well as others with our experiences. Thank goodness no security were looking our way..... I'm just sayin......

Evening Chopped Liver !!! Have you chopped your way over to myTR!!!

 

[jordanyosh]

Love the Begining !!!! It is still several hours before we ALL Meet!!! Although my TONGUE had already made the thread !!!

Thanks Rosie.....

Your tongue has made the thread! Mine hasn't even made it yet....

 

[pipersmom]

I'm gone for 8 hrs, and look what happens! I miss 2 updates and 12 pages!! Anyway..great start so far, Jordan, I love the pov reporting. I wouldn't talk too loudly about the nice TSA agent..they might fire her! I laughed so hard at the drool on the pillow..as only someone else who drools on a pillow can I've grossed poor Piper out a couple times when she was napping with me and woke up with a hand on my pillow that was wet for some odd reason : The jerky story also cracked me up! Can't wait to read more..you are going to pause the TR while we're gone, right?

 

[scottny]

I like the flush/fart technique....not that I've ever used it personaly...

I thought you created it.

Dang Farmville!!!!

don't brag some of us still cannot play

ya, porcelain bowls are know for their accoustics

Biff knows that. I hear the symphony every time.


Jordan great update and pics. Surprisingly the tsa agents in NY are nice but the ones in Orlando are nasty.

Maybe u need gasx?

Glad you didn't have to wait long for the bus to take off.

 

[jordanyosh]

I'm gone for 8 hrs, and look what happens! I miss 2 updates and 12 pages!! Anyway..great start so far, Jordan, I love the pov reporting. I wouldn't talk too loudly about the nice TSA agent..they might fire her! I laughed so hard at the drool on the pillow..as only someone else who drools on a pillow can I've grossed poor Piper out a couple times when she was napping with me and woke up with a hand on my pillow that was wet for some odd reason : The jerky story also cracked me up! Can't wait to read more..you are going to pause the TR while we're gone, right?

about the firing of the TSA agent! Luckily, I didn't get her name.

Drooling..Unfortunately, it is not confined to my bedroom.

 

[jordanyosh]

Jordan great update and pics. Surprisingly the tsa agents in NY are nice but the ones in Orlando are nasty.

Maybe u need gasx?

Glad you didn't have to wait long for the bus to take off.

LAX not so nice TSAs.

Gas will be returning to the TR....

I didn't wait long at all.

 

[that's nice]

It sounds like you had something on your side.. some may call it pixiedust! What a great start to your day... everything was falling into place nicely!


Glad you were able to get a PEEP show on the way over to POP!!!!

 

[dawnandnala]

Wow - 23 pages already amazing!
I can't believe your TSA agent - what a great way to start the trip! How come I nver get that TSA agent?

 

[WendyO]

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. ew.

i have total faith that you can live up to the hype.

SO funny! Reminds me of the Friends episode (what's a TR without me quoting something from Friends...?) where Monica said she laughed so hard... "I think a little pee might have come out"... hee hee.

This has to be the fastest moving TR in history. Great start. Love the pictures.

That's an understatement! Jordan's going to get a DIS speeding ticket for going so fast. Hee hee.

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...........................No, really, I was.

That much is true.

And even then I'd knew I'd find a much better place.

WHOA, this just took me back to high school... sigh. Oh, the good old days. Pre-responsibility.

Trying to keep up on this TR just keep swimming. You are well loved Jordan. You write, we follow, just that simple.

Love the fishie smilie! Athough I think it's more accurately, "You write, we follow, we spew on our keyboards. It's just that simple." Hee hee.

Ok, this is going fast!
I started reading your first TR last night and got part way through part two when I decided that if I was going to get anything done today before I came to work I needed to get to bed.

Where are your priorities? Job, shmob... I say we all chain ourselves to the computer for the next 2 years. Hee hee hee hee.

I must say you make me laugh, hard, you know that laugh where you're trying to be quiet because you're the only one awake and you end up snorting out your nose. Yeah, that laugh.

I'm sure this laugh will arise many a time on this TR. Stay tuned.

 

[Sunset Cliffs]

You just made me laugh!! Hard....

I'm glad you posted...hope it didn't cause you too much stress...

The sad thing is that I was being sincere. LOL

I really like the POV idea. It definitely makes you feel like you are right there with you. What a weird flight from LA to Las Vegas. I always seem to get the talker sitting next to me too. Actually, not so much anymore now that I have a small child sitting with me. Now people avoiding sitting near us like the plague. Maybe you should try that sometime.

 

[Señor DonDuck]

Man oh man, what a fantastic start!

 

[All7OfUs]

I see you're a new poster to the Boards!!! Welcome Senor!!! I hope you find us all to be friendly and fun!!

 

[mrsksomeday]

The point of view thing is not crazy at all. I wish I could have been there and with you writing it this way it is like we are along with you .

Wow, you had great TSA mojo, they hardly say two words to us let alone wish us a great vacation. The ones in Orlando swear Bill is bad and always pat him down extra and when they swab his wheelchair the machines always go off for some stupid reason and everyone looks at us . I always forget to pack something too. I am worried that you forgot the antacids.

We don't get people talking to us on the flights either, I think they are worried they will catch Cerebral Palsy from Bill or fatness from me . The flight attendants do talk our ears off though.

You cracked me up about the women on ME. How odd they didn't have your outgoing reservation.

 

[yinyanggirls]

As many times as you had to hold back from purchases for the trip, I can't believe you had so many last minute items! I thought of you tonight when Tessa and I watched Mulan, and Mushu, the dragon, introduces himself and says he is "travel-sized for your convenience".

 

[eandesmom]

Love the POV angle

Actually love that you got to wear your new kicks on the plane

Nice TSA people. It does happen! Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

about your seat mate on the way to vegas

ugh on the leaning 15 degrees from Vegas to Orlando. That is so uncomfortable.

Very sorry to hear you are still unsettled after the September stuff at work but maybe the trip helped bring clarity or let you know you were unresolved?

Laying it out there seems like a grand idea

As always...looking forward to MORE!

 

[PrincessCaitlin]

Sounds like you had quite the flight with the Louis Voutton man sitting next to you... I imagine him looking like someone off of the Sopranos

Yay you made it to Orlando and already found peeps

 

[PopArtGal]

A nice TSA lady? wow!

That guy on the plane. To say all that to a stranger? wow!

 

[Mickey_Mom]

Yikes! The bling guy's assistant was murdered? The fart/flush technique... love how you just lay it all out there Jordan.

The POV angle sounds like it will be fun and I'm not crazy about mauling PDA, all combos, either. Get a room!

 

[Diamondintheruff]

The POV angle is crazy-as in crazy good.

My class is studying POV this month. Maybe I could get away with Dising at work if I used your TR as an example?

 

[jcc0621]

So I woke up at about 7:30am as my roommates were leaving for work. I turned on the light and laid back down in bed. Just staring up at the ceiling...."I am leaving. Today!!!!!"

Isn't that just the best feeling

TSA agents unusually nice. She asked where I was going. I said to WDW and she said, "lucky dog". When i was putting my shoes on and walking away, she yelled "have a great vacation" What parallel universe was I in? When has a TSA agent ever been nice much less, say something as loud as she did. It was cool. It was definitely a great way to start vacation.

What airport did you leave from?

They really want you to gamble:

Ooooooh! I wanna go there

And with that...off to Pop Century!