The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[glennbo123]

Glenn always has my back!

You better believe it!

Mickey_Mom came in with the next line:

And even then I'd knew I'd find a much better place.

Either with or without you.

(I think.)

 

[joy13]

I totally thought of Constanza when I saw the food from the garbage pictures I am totally a drooler when I sleep Glad for your sake that was staged

 

[jordanyosh]

Good Gracious
I cringed when I open this because I figured I would be 20 pages behind.
I am only 13 pages behind.
time to get

I am a few pages behind at all times...

And even then I'd knew I'd find a much better place.

You guys are cracking me up!

Cherie. I laughed when i read it too.

Whew.
All caught up.
Drooling - like Dawn said - attractive
Eating out of the can - maybe you are not like the rest of us

Trying to keep up on this TR just keep swimming. You are well loved Jordan. You write, we follow, just that simple.

I drooled for real last night.....

Thanks for the encouragement...

 

[jordanyosh]

Update coming.....

Hey, that was mine and Scott's song back in the day! I don't know if you read that chapter in my ptr or not, but we used to always used to kid about it - i actually was a 'waitress in a cocktail bar' when I met him. He was in the band, and they even sang that song!

I think I did read that.....

Oh the 80s/90s I wish I had more pix from back then....

You forgot the 4th and most important "s"................

Hmmmmmm......

Glenn always has my back!

He does..

Either with or without you.....

Great start Jordy, I agree that the drool was worse than the trash...

I was always a drooler.....story coming up....

Just say that wasn't really drool, because if it was your mouth was really dry when you woke up......
and your breath stunk.

Morning breath is the worst.

 

[KathyRN137]

We wants the update!"

(Even a tiny one!)


Kathy

 

[jordanyosh]

You better believe it!

Mickey_Mom came in with the next line:



Either with or without you.

(I think.)

MaryAZ beat you to it Glenn.

I totally thought of Constanza when I saw the food from the garbage pictures I am totally a drooler when I sleep Glad for your sake that was staged

I would be mortified if someone caught me drooling....

 

[wigdoutdismom]

I would be mortified if someone caught me drooling....

and took your picture, then posted it on the internet.....

 

[jordanyosh]

We wants the update!"

(Even a tiny one!)


Kathy

update coming up!

and took your picture, then posted it on the internet.....

you crack me up!

 

[addictedtothemouse]

Ok, this is going fast!
I started reading your first TR last night and got part way through part two when I decided that if I was going to get anything done today before I came to work I needed to get to bed.
I must say you make me laugh, hard, you know that laugh where you're trying to be quiet because you're the only one awake and you end up snorting out your nose. Yeah, that laugh.

 

[wirki]

Wow...wholly reply's batman. Amazing!! The drool.. The eating out of the garbage.. times are tough And I can not go into a public bathroom with out thinking of you (meant with all the love in the world)

Looking forward to hearing all about your trip

 

[All7OfUs]

This whole gag/drool conversation is cracking me up.

Yes, I gag sometimes when I brush my teeth...

Peanut butter makes me gag.

And Keith I was straining in the picture, but not in that way.....

I have a good drool story coming up.

I knew we were kindred spirits!!

you're not supposed to put the whole banana in at once, silly!

Oh, that was just rich, Cherie!! But I don't even have to put in anywhere near my mouth!

this is why I'm here

And it's only gonna get worse!

Welcome to the Fraternity of DIS Men.....I know you've got several on your TR...I lurk (for now).

There are a few of us that follow each other Glennbo, FauntleroyFan and Great Biscuit.....

Glad you're here brother.

don't forget that'snice (Tim)!!

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

Getting in early... sort of. But please tell me something....

Is that vavas I spy on your pillow???

ETA: Yes, yes it is vavas.

I am human just like you. I sleep just like you:

 

[rentayenta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EHpozHn-QA

 

[oregondaddyof2]

21 pages in under 48 hours!!! Are you kidding me Jordo??? I don't think I am even cool enough to be here... You are like the leader of the Disboard Galaxy...

 

[jordanyosh]

Chapter 2. The journey begins....

Most of you know that I've been needing a vacation for a long time. The last year at work has been crazy--sometimes crazy good, sometimes crazy bad. In fact, after returning from vacation 4 days ago, I realized I'm still affected by the events that transpired at work in September and that I really need to get on my knees and lay it all at His feet because it's still tearing me up....Anyways, back to happier things....

Photo Theme Alert #1

Much of this vacation would be spent on my own. Although I'd be spending a lot of time with my cousin and family and those crazy, lovable DISers, I'd also be spending a lot of time solo. I really thought how'd I create a feel for this TR that would be a bit different. I truly wanted you to take the journey with me. So....much of the report will be written as a Point of View. You will be seeing what I saw throughout the trip....You guys have been so great to me over these last months and years...I wanted to feel you with me...Is that crazy?

Departure Day, Friday, February 5th.

So I woke up at about 7:30am as my roommates were leaving for work. I turned on the light and laid back down in bed. Just staring up at the ceiling...."I am leaving. Today!!!!!"

I surveyed my room. Bags packed and ready? Check?

Clothes for today laid out? Check.

I showered...sorry no pics of my studly body....Then got online to check the weather.

I guess I could've just looked outside. It was raining here AND in Orlando. first change of the trip: Shoes instead of flip flops. I love wearing flip flops on flights. No hassle taking them off during security checks and no one gives you dirty looks when you take your flip flops off during flights....

I ran to run some last minute errands before my ride showed up around 10am. I needed stamps for postcards. I also needed to buy antacids...Spray sunblock and cold medicine.

My ride showed up and we went to IHOP for breakfast. I had an avocado, bacon and cheese omelette and hash browns, coffee and OJ. After breakfast off to the airport. Checking bags-easy. Security--easy. TSA agents unusually nice. She asked where I was going. I said to WDW and she said, "lucky dog". When i was putting my shoes on and walking away, she yelled "have a great vacation" What parallel universe was I in? When has a TSA agent ever been nice much less, say something as loud as she did. It was cool. It was definitely a great way to start vacation.

I walked around a bit. Finally found an empty seat and plopped down.

Just people watched and looked at it raining outside. I looked in my carry on to make sure I had everything... I forgot my addresses to write postcards. I quickly emailed a friend to gmail me addresses. I also forgot to buy antacids when I was at Target.....(remember that).

It didn't look too busy at the airport

That is, until I reached my gate. It was a zoo. It was to be a full flight. I fortunately had purchased early check in and had a low number. So I boarded fairly early. I found a seat near the front and a window seat. I don't mind window seats for short flights. For flights longer than 2 hours, I always sit on an aisle and close to the back so I can make a run to the lavatory.

on the flight to vegas, I had a 30ish guy sit next to me. He was meeting his dad and bro in vegas for the weekend. He had 3 phones, a diamond encrusted watch, 2 huge rings and a Louis Vitton man purse. He owned his own businesses and had a phone for each business and one personal phone. He just lost his personal asst. She was murdered. I remember the story. Tragic. He liked to cuss. Can you believe I got all that info in an hour flight? He liked to talk about himself.

Once in Vegas, I went immediately to the restroom to unload the gas build up. I did the flush while you fart method of disguising the noise level. They really want you to gamble:

Our flight was delayed by about 20 minutes. I again had a low number and was able to get the desired aisle seat near the restrooms. However, my seat mates were coming down the aisle. They were definitely not obese or even large-just like football player size. I had to lean 15 degrees for the next 4 hours. Very uncomfortable.

Landed about 15 minutes late. ahh....orlando airport

First order of business

Quite clean for an airport restroom. Of course, it was 11:45 at night. Since it was after 10pm, I had to pick up my own luggage. then off to the Magical Express check in desk. I hop of the elevator and what do you know...PEEPS. I definitely seem to attract them.

I went to the ME check in desk. They did not have my outgoing reservation and for some reason couldn't book it right then. There was no wait and I walked right onto the bus. Apparently they had been waiting for awhile, but we left right after I got on the bus. Score. The couple in front of me were all over each other. 2 women.....it would've been better if they were in their 20's and not their 50's....just sayin... I'm a pig I know.

And with that...off to Pop Century!

Story time

In response to the drool pic. One time when I was in 9th grade, we were coming home from a church retreat. We were in a van and we all fell asleep. I fell asleep on a girl's shoulder. When I woke up, I felt something wet on my cheek. I had drooled all over her shoulder. She was still fast asleep. I couldn't help but laugh as did everyone else in the van. She woke up and was thoroughly grossed out....

In response to the eating out of the trash pic: My roommate suggested I eat dog food. One time I came home late. I was tired. I opened the cabinet and saw a bag with Jerky labeled....I took 2 and ate them, but they tasted really funny. I looked at the bag....DOG Jerky. I gagged, but was laughing at the same time.

Click here for next installment.

 

[winkers]

People sure like to tell you their life stories!

I like the flush/fart technique....not that I've ever used it personaly...

 

[oregonmommyof2]

The couple in front of me were all over each other. 2 women.....it would've been better if they were in their 20's and not their 50's....just sayin... I'm a pig I know.

LMAO!!!

I had to get my inhaler!!!

 

[jordanyosh]

Ok, this is going fast!
I started reading your first TR last night and got part way through part two when I decided that if I was going to get anything done today before I came to work I needed to get to bed.
I must say you make me laugh, hard, you know that laugh where you're trying to be quiet because you're the only one awake and you end up snorting out your nose. Yeah, that laugh.

Welcome!!!


I know that laugh well.

 

[All7OfUs]

TSA Agents saying nice things?? Are you making this up??!! No, I know you wouldn't do that, so I'll have to concur, you were in Oz.

Flushing to cover up - some women have been known to do that too.

I think the ME bus was waiting just for you; they do that in Oz. Two people "all over each other" whatever combo it is makes we really uncomfortable. Can't they wait 1/2 hour until they get their room??

I suspect we will be treated to some discussion of heartburn at some point. Was the fried cream cheese ball catching up to you?

 

[carrieannie]

22 pages already??