The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[carissanboys]

I really do feel like I'm along for the journey. Great first intallment, J. And how amazing that the security crew was friendly!!

I laughed at your comment about the lesbian couple. Yesterday I posted on Facebook how I was so surprised to find out that Cat Cora was gay. A male friend of mine said, "The fact that she's a lesbian just adds to her hotness."

 

[LouDisney]

Great start, Jordan.
Love the drool story, classic!

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

Amazing! You found the only nice TSA agent in existence!

At the flushing while farting.

 

[laura74]

Can I join in too? Really enjoyed your last report with all the restroom reviews!

 

[englishrose47]

Good morning Peeeps !!! I go to sleep ( something I do every night) and miss 2 pages !!!!

 

[addictedtothemouse]

Where are your priorities? Job, shmob... I say we all chain ourselves to the computer for the next 2 years. Hee hee hee hee.

My Priorities are Disney, Disney and Disney. Unfortunately my job is what pays for my addiction.

 

[Khill]

Signing up.

I think we have all done the drool thing, no one wants to admit that they do it though.

Looking forward to more, and thanks for sharing!!!!

 

[addictedtothemouse]

The sad thing is that I was being sincere. LOL

I really like the POV idea. It definitely makes you feel like you are right there with you. What a weird flight from LA to Las Vegas. I always seem to get the talker sitting next to me too. Actually, not so much anymore now that I have a small child sitting with me. Now people avoiding sitting near us like the plague. Maybe you should try that sometime.

New business? Rent a child and be guarenteed a conversation free flight. Of course it'll need to be a life like manniquin or the child will be talking your ear off.

 

[addictedtothemouse]

Sounds like you're having great mojo for the start of your trip. Hope it keeps up.
Flushing while farting ...... need to suggest this to DH!

 

[MyTalula]

Chapter 2. The journey begins....
....Then got online to check the weather.

I guess I could've just looked outside. It was raining here AND in Orlando. first change of the trip: Shoes instead of flip flops. I love wearing flip flops on flights. No hassle taking them off during security checks and no one gives you dirty looks when you take your flip flops off during flights....

Thankfully I got online to check Orlando weather the day we left, and I repacked with warmer clothes... we'd have been awfully silly looking with only our shorts and tees those 30 degree mornings.

Security--easy. TSA agents unusually nice. She asked where I was going. I said to WDW and she said, "lucky dog". When i was putting my shoes on and walking away, she yelled "have a great vacation" What parallel universe was I in? When has a TSA agent ever been nice much less, say something as loud as she did. It was cool. It was definitely a great way to start vacation.

WOW she must not have completed her TSA training yet.

Once in Vegas, I went immediately to the restroom to unload the gas build up. I did the flush while you fart method of disguising the noise level.

Hence the chorus of multiple flushes in airport bathrooms It's like a false start when you're standing in line waiting for a stall, and you hear the flush you think great it's almost my turn.... then you realize it's just the courtesy/coverup flush.

The couple in front of me were all over each other. 2 women.....it would've been better if they were in their 20's and not their 50's....just sayin... I'm a pig I know.

Not appropriate on a Disney bus regardless of orientation!

In response to the drool pic. One time when I was in 9th grade, we were coming home from a church retreat. We were in a van and we all fell asleep. I fell asleep on a girl's shoulder. When I woke up, I felt something wet on my cheek. I had drooled all over her shoulder. She was still fast asleep. I couldn't help but laugh as did everyone else in the van. She woke up and was thoroughly grossed out....

In response to the eating out of the trash pic: My roommate suggested I eat dog food. One time I came home late. I was tired. I opened the cabinet and saw a bag with Jerky labeled....I took 2 and ate them, but they tasted really funny. I looked at the bag....DOG Jerky. I gagged, but was laughing at the same time.

 

[Lady Lallie]

I had to keep my laughing under control since I'm reading this at work.

Dog Jerky, eh? GROSS. You know those ice cream treats they sell for dogs....?? Yeah, one of my friends bought them and was eating them until I saw them in her freezer and pointed out what they were. GROSS.

Wow, your seat mate on the way to Vegas was quite chatty!

 

[wirki]

Glad you're here. I think you've met Cherie and Cherie? Yes?

I always did a quick assessment of any restroom I go into....now. The DIS has changed me for sure.

Yes I did meet them both. Great people. Wish we could have made the trip this time. But the Land is calling us home this year.

Love how you got to hear the guys whole life story. That is funny.

You had some pixie dust so far..hope it lasts!!

 

[lilpapsgirl]

MORE, MORE, MORE...Can't wait!!
No pressure or anything

 

[RockinDisney]

Ok- i have decided to stop-
Eating
Sleeping
Blinking so I can keep up with this TR
Of course I have to be at work to afford to go to WDW but that doesn't mean I have to do work so i will just sit in front of my computer and read the dis,
that way I don't miss anything...wait a minute while I was posting this ,4 pages were added, AAGGGHHH
Glad the trip started out well....

 

[jenjolt]

Great update Jordan!!!

The drooling pic is way too funny!!!

YAY for being on your way to your resort on ME!!! SO exciting!!

I can't wait for more!

 

[addictedtothemouse]

Ok- i have decided to stop-
Eating
Sleeping
Blinking so I can keep up with this TR
Of course I have to be at work to afford to go to WDW but that doesn't mean I have to do work so i will just sit in front of my computer and read the dis,
that way I don't miss anything...wait a minute while I was posting this ,4 pages were added, AAGGGHHH
Glad the trip started out well....

That's exactly what I say! "Hey the trainers are flying, can't work on them when they're flying. So what do you wnt me to do? Break them so I can work on them?"

 

[glennbo123]

Thanks for giving us your Point of View Jordan. Enjoying it.

 

[Native NYer]

Great update!

I love the description of the man sitting next to you on the Vegas flight. I bet he runs an interesting business. At least it's legal in Nevada

That stinks about having to lean for the flight. At least you didn't share the aisle with someone who smelled bad.

 

[Señor DonDuck]

I see you're a new poster to the Boards!!! Welcome Senor!!! I hope you find us all to be friendly and fun!!

Yep, I'm a newbie.

I am loving DIS! Everyone is super friendly and helpful.

 

[*Seanaci*]

Great update! And I am slightly bummed we didn't get to see the studly bod after the shower. :rofl:

Anywho! I'll catch up with the banter after bit...trying to figure out why Chase took my account back after it was settled with the collection agency...and find out what happened to the last two checks we sent that should have settled out the account. >_<