OMG, I cannot believe what my daughter just did!

I really am an extremely patient person and it takes a lot to get me angry-in fact this is probably the first time I've ever truly been angry with Madison. She was in our semi-exterior hallway, which I allowed cause she wanted to get her Minnie shoes. I was feeding Henry and noticed she was out there awhile but she answered when I called her so I thought she was fine, just playing with the shoes (all of our shoes are out there). He finished eating so I put him in his swing and went to check on her and she had found a full bottle of sunblock and emptied it onto the floor, our Halloween Mickey doormat, her clothes, and all of my shoes!!!

Not hers, no, those were still on the rack nice and clean, but mine, including all over a suede shoe that is now ruined. The floor was impossible to clean cause of course sunblock is somewhat water repellent, but the shoe was the worst. I still can't get it all off and will probably have to throw it out. Upside is that my shoe is now repelling water. And the floor is concrete, so the towels I used to clean the mess got all torn up in the process. And the Mickey doormat is so rough that I can't really clean it all, though that's the least of my problems. The floor is slick now and I just can't get all the sunblock off.
And to add to that she dropped a bottle of Purell on the hardwood floor this morning and it turned white despite the fact that I cleaned it immediately. I think it's just the polyurethane that got messed with and the wood is fine, but I still have to find some way to get the white residue off the floor. That was an accident (though I have said countless times not to play with Purell) so I wasn't upset about it, but after cleaning that many times this morning I was not in the mood to clean the sunblock.
I just keep telling myself that she's 2 and therefore required to do bizarre things that add to my workload, but it was very hard to remember that while cleaning the floor and my shoes. Oh, and then she had the nerve to fall asleep while I was cleaning!

I don't let her nap in order to have her in bed by 7:30 so I woke her up and then she told me she wants steak for dinner!

I don't think I've ever cooked a steak in my life and the vacation is over so she's out of luck. I have to go to some party for her school next Friday and will most likely have to buy new shoes now so I'm not so thrilled with that either.

I did stop to take some pictures about halfway through the cleaning process in case this appears humorous in some way years from now so maybe I'll post some later.
Well, if anyone has any ideas about how to clean sunblock off a suede shoe please let me know!! I have to finish cleaning the mess now before she sees it and thinks about trying it again.