See you need to do my version of attempting to water-ski. Chinese split face plant style.
Um, that doesn't sound any better.
But I don't think I've ever gotten a water wedgie at the levels described here.

for that.
Water wedgie's while waterskiing (say that 5 times fast) are a whole 'nother level.
Actually Indy has different time zones within the state itself! Part of it changes, part of it does not. SO confusing. And stupid.
I thought it was one of the mid-western states that didn't do daylight savings time. Thanks for the info.
Ah...PWD. VERY busy! But very fun. More fun when it's over and at the actual race than leading up to it. VERY cool on the gift basket. I never win anything either. Jeff won once at a my company picnic, shocked the heck out of both of us!
My kids go to a thing which is similar to scouting, but it's through our church. It's called Christian Service Brigade (for boys) and Pioneer Girls (um, well.....for girls). Actually, I'm the "Ranger" for James' class. Anyway since all my kids go, that means I get to work on, I mean help with, multiple cars. Lauren still goes to Pioneer Girls but hasn't built a car for the last couple of years so I only had 2 this year. Some years I had 3.

I'll post some pictures, probably over the weekend.
LOVE that. Thinking of other ways to use "longitudinally-endowed " in casual conversation....
Please do. It'll be interesting to see if it ever makes it into the dictionary.
My dad was a geography teacher so I had to make sure I got my lattitudes and longitudes correct.

A gold star yesterday and an "I like it" today.
Excuse me but you should never coin a new phrase like this in the same post where you mention speedos.......

I don't think I like where this is going!
I think I can use it as a new description for myself......chocolate has led to my longitudinally endowment.
Now Cherie, only positive self-talk please! Al Franken used to do a character on Saturday Night Live named Stuart Smalley who had all of these affirmations that he'd say, like: "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"
I think that longitudinally endowed sounds much better than FAT!!!!

How about the medical profession starts using it !!! Then would Tummy Tucks etc be latitudinal adjustments !!!
I have to check PB for an Otter on a pogo stick !!!
Good luck looking for an otter on a pogo stick smiley or picture! If you find that, then I would say that you, young skywalker, have eclipsed the teacher.
Yo, jenbear!
FL has two different time zones which makes no sense.
I didn't realize that. That is strange.