The Meanest Mother in the World--A L-B TR, 5/05 *DONE. p.65, with one last pic*

[TheBeadPirate]

Now that I have finally gotten to read all of these to the current ones....whew! What a trip!

You have such a wonderful family!

Just wanted to warn you. I saw your ticker...I think we're at Boardwalk when you are. So when the crazy fat lady comes running up to ya'll screaming at the top pf her lungs "2000 Ford Explorer- red!" (with a bewildered husband in tow).... DON'T I repeat DON'T be afraid! It's just us!

After reading all of this it seems like you're neighbors!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

I mean, a date with the destiny of Sydneyralla’s 2-years-long-and-never-been-cut-hair.

Kimmie ~ See, we are very much alike. Have I told you (I'm sure I have at some point, not that anyone would benember but me) that I have yet to have that date with destiny for my firstborn? I was going to try for this trip. On her FOURTH birthday. 'cept that day is looking REALLY full right now. So it might be the day AFTER her fourth. Maybe I should take her to BBB to get her hair done before MNSSHP.

Hey. That might be a plan . . .

Her hair is now down to her butt. But still baby-fine and wispy. Since it's never been cut.

Her daddy has this thing. He can't control how long MY hair is, so he's controlling how long HERS is.

It's getting a little ridiculous.

(And, btw, my second born has a baby book. I just never write in it.)

 

[Simba22]

NOOO!!!!! I need more! I still have 3 hours of "work" left!

Your kids are adorable and your TR is great! Piper is a girl after my own heart (I also live critters and have been known to stop and hug trees), Sydney (and her Sydney Speak language) is completely and totally adorable, and Conor is quite a trooper! I definitely would have had something to say after being dropped to the floor in mid-sleep! The poor guy! What a cutie though! They all make me smile! Tell Conor I drive a 2001 Toyota Echo...it's green and has only 2 doors. I can see the look of disappointment on his face now....

 

[Turtle]

I benember seeing the Regis and Kelly shows from Disney. Wondered what that frustrated pastywhite family was doing wandering around.
'06 Chevy Aveo, btw. Icelandic blue.

 

[Donald is #1]

This is an awesome trip report. I can't wait until the next installment.


By the way... 04 Toyota Highlander -- blue

 

[jamal]

KIMMIE!!! My kids do not have baby books, but they now have a Disney Trip Report.

We did the Main Street barber shop once, and it was actually a bit disappointing. Not much fal-de-ra that day and you KNOW I tried to bring it!

 

[KarenP99]

Good Saturday morning you wicked Mean Mom (not)!

I finally got to catch up...I'd never head the bomb story, love it!
Keep them coming, I don't have much planned for my Saturdays in September (other than a birthday party next weekend )

 

[kpk89]

Um, and a little something on the 30th? Benember??? My grownups-only trip is counting on you! As I'm winging my way to WDW, you'll be busy watching SIX kids!

Did I tell you how much I love you? There's no place else that my kids would find an acceptable substitute for DISNEY.

and ... as 1000thhappyhaunt would say ...

I set myself on fire for you.

 

[AshClan]

You WILL finish before you leave on the 30th. And we WILL be waiting for your phone call in the AK. We'll get a fastpass for ya!

Karen, you are a wonderful sister. I can tell. Hope to meet you some day in WDW (or NH) too! Thanks for watching the babes so Kim and Doug can come play with the Vikings!

Now, about the 3rd child syndrome. Yes, my second has a lot less than my first in terms of baby book stuff. I can only imagine how much tougher it is when there are three! TFI, I'm the oldest of 4, and my youngest sis swears to this day that she was adopted! Nary a picture in sight. Really. Too bad, 'cuz she was really cute

 

[KarenP99]

Um, and a little something on the 30th? Benember???

Well, that weekend is obviously blocked from your great trip report writing (and my reading), as you will be in the midst of creating the magic for the trip report that we might see....sometime in 2009 at this rate.

Where else could you possibly send you kids that they would be surrounded by a loving aunt that could bore them to tears with her "when I worked there" stories, and oooh and ahhhh over all things Disney. Captive audience for me...having all the kids together is like one big DIS fest at my house. They talk & reminisce about all things Disney. Love it, love your kids, love you. Nuf said.

Ash - Thanks, maybe someday although being the sister of the mean mom, I fear that the expectation would be so high for me to be as cool as her.
Really though, on my next trip I'm going to wear a DIS tag just so I can tell everyone that I'm the mean mom's sister.

And Kim, please don't light yourself on fire. That would be really bad, but I appreciate the sentiment

 

[TwinkieMama]

Loved it!

I too recently had an encounter with Increased Security and a diaper bag. Except it wasn't a diaper bag. It was something else the mother of a baby might carry on a trip. And need. That has metal in it. And holds liquids. Stay tuned for my flippie fit in a future trip report.

My fourth baby doesn't even have a folder. He does have notes scrawled in mommy's planner. Hopefully they will find their way to a scrapbook before he notices that there are no actual pictures of him in the house.... however we do have gigs and gigs of files of him since he was the first post digital camera....

 

[Beana9802]

Loved it!

I too recently had an encounter with Increased Security and a diaper bag. Except it wasn't a diaper bag. It was something else the mother of a baby might carry on a trip. And need. That has metal in it. And holds liquids. Stay tuned for my flippie fit in a future trip report.

My fourth baby doesn't even have a folder. He does have notes scrawled in mommy's planner. Hopefully they will find their way to a scrapbook before he notices that there are no actual pictures of him in the house.... however we do have gigs and gigs of files of him since he was the first post digital camera....

Send those gigs to kodak gallery, they'll print a photo book for you lickety split! Then you have INSTANT BABY BOOK! :0)

 

[katiesmomluvsdizne]

WOW-E-WOW-E-WOW-WOW
Hucifer's TR was the first one that I had ever read and when I commented to her about her writing style she suggested a few others for me to read and yours was one of them, but I couldn't find it until today and BAM!! there it was all 47 pages and still not done. I don't even know where to begin. Your family is adorable, they grow up so fast. My DD will be 9 next week and she is constantly reminding me that this is her last year in a single digit age. I am so wishing I could slow down time. Especially since I spent my time today reading all 47 pages!! I should have been cleaning house or working on 3 different papers that are due next week or preparing for a trip to the World, since we leave in 20 days
But I just couldn't I couldn't put your TR down. I even had to order Chinese because I lost track of time and didn't prepare any dinner.
I love your writing style, I feel like I have been with you on this journey. Now can you please finsh?

 

[hucifer]

WOW-E-WOW-E-WOW-WOW
Hucifer's TR was the first one that I had ever read and when I commented to her about her writing style she suggested a few others for me to read and yours was one of them, but I couldn't find it until today and BAM!! there it was all 47 pages and still not done. I don't even know where to begin. Your family is adorable, they grow up so fast. My DD will be 9 next week and she is constantly reminding me that this is her last year in a single digit age. I am so wishing I could slow down time. Especially since I spent my time today reading all 47 pages!! I should have been cleaning house or working on 3 different papers that are due next week or preparing for a trip to the World, since we leave in 20 days
But I just couldn't I couldn't put your TR down. I even had to order Chinese because I lost track of time and didn't prepare any dinner.
I love your writing style, I feel like I have been with you on this journey. Now can you please finsh?

See, katiesmomluvsdizne? I told you!


Kimmie, now that I posted two installments, is it okay to post a reply on yours?

Love love love your TR...every installment makes me laugh out loud. It's okay to Blame Regis and Kelly...they never cleared their schedule with YOU, now did they?

You and me...a race to the finish...who will get there first? Hmmmmm?

 

[Cass]

Cass. -- Where have you been, young lady? I have been slacking and it's all your fault!! Bring me the angry!

Where have I been? I've been married twice and divorced three times, got my masters degree in psychology, climbed kilimanjaro, toured Europe, gave birth to triplets, had liposuction and a breast enhancement, and STILL your trip report is not complete.

 

[horsegirl]

Where have I been? I've been married twice and divorced three times, got my masters degree in psychology, climbed kilimanjaro, toured Europe, gave birth to triplets, had liposuction and a breast enhancement, and STILL your trip report is not complete.

Very funny Cass! And she is right, SoNotAMeanMama- what is the holdup? Some of us are long done! No git to it. Please.....We are all going in one month.....And I want your take on that one!

And Hucifer....you get crackin' too! ehem....okay, so you read others and post lots of nice things. You have an excuse...

 

[kpk89]

Very funny Cass! And she is right, SoNotAMeanMama- what is the holdup? Some of us are long done! No git to it. Please.....We are all going in one month.....And I want your take on that one!

And Hucifer....you get crackin' too! ehem....okay, so you read others and post lots of nice things. You have an excuse...

LONG done? Long? Done? You just finished last week. So don't get all up on your high ... er, nevermind. :tteth:


HUCIFER -- Thanks for sending newbies my way! I love that! And to katiesmomluvsdizne! Welcome!! Thank you soo much for your kind words.

All of you moms, what are you doing reading this, when you should be making a BABY book??

And. Cass. Wow. You've got a lot on your plate. But you look GREAT!! I'll be finishing before you know it. Have another bit almost ready. Really. Promise. You better get going, I think your triplets just bodypainted each other with your lipstick.

 

[horsegirl]

LONG done? Long? Done? You just finished last week. So don't get all up on your high ... er, nevermind. :tteth:

You are so behind the times. Last hour actually. heh heh heh....just did the epilogue...Stay hip, chick...! and nice skirting the real issue at hand, your delinquency.!

 

[Cass]

I'm going to AKL in December, I bet my trip report is done before yours.

Oh yeah, I forgot to

 

[Carolinagirl1063]

I was there at the Regis and Kelly show on that Thursday. Sorry it was bad for you, but I enjoyed it!