The Meanest Mother in the World--A L-B TR, 5/05 *DONE. p.65, with one last pic*

I've been reading your trip report and dreaming about taking my own little peeps (two girls 4 and 9 mo.) to Disney World for the first time (they'll be 4.5 and 14 mo. when we go). Thanks for the great report! I can't wait to hear about Conor's birthday.
 
Awwww so precious. We're the pasty white family too.... :rolleyes1
 
Kimmie~
Bonus second installment I got today!

Excellent. Can't wait to hear about Conor's birthday!
 

I am still cracking up about Saladhead! HA! Your pasty-white family is adorable. I, too, am of celtic decent, and should run, run far from the sun, yet...It FOLLOWS US CELTS! :0)

:sunny: :rotfl: :rolleyes1
 
Kimmie..


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I think Piper is the one on the left ? Am I right? The hats are throwing me off. All that pasty whiteness. The glare is blinding. :rotfl2:

Your family is sweet.


And so are you.
 
Jami -- Oddly enough, that is not the first time that SALAD has been involved in a running joke in our family. There are at least two others that I can think of. We are freaks, I think! And salad is apparently the root of hilarity.

magicmama --- shhhhh! That's the line I'm using to convince dh to go on RNR with me on our kidless trip! Don't tell him it goes up-eyes down!

turtle -- :yay: to you too! Good to see you! Thanks for not jumping ship. Like Cass. I think she's given up. Or thrown me over for Twinkiemama.

badKitty -- bonus for you! Just for you! (don't tell anyone else, though, k?)

Haley -- :rotfl2: I love that they are arguing and are both wrong!! I love the way kids talk and interpret things. Probably why I keep using words like "benember" and "up-eyes down" despite the fact it's probably highly annoying to those around me. As my baby sister used to say, "What matters?"

Ash - Conor rode Mission Sinise with Doug on our last trip. I missed it. I'm a little scared. Coasters I like. Love. But spinning, notsomuch. Gary may be enough to lure me in there, though. (((and I will NOT do the baby version they've just come out with. the REAL thing or NOTHING.))

aGoofyMom -- Thanks! To YOU! For reading. I can't believe I'm taking this frickin' long, really.

ClareD -- Pip pip! I am happy to see you again. How's things? Across the pond?

nicky mouse -- You'll have so much fun, as long as you do exactly what I say. Plan. Plan more, Have a backup plan. Enjoy the planning. And then when you get there, follow the plan unless it becomes inconvenient to follow. In which case scrap it and go to the pool. ;)

Sheridac, javamom, and kitty (again!) -- LY/MI. That's all I have to say about tha-at.

beana -- Come to think of it, I believe Sheridac is also of Celtic descent and she appears to be fairly NON-pasty. She seems to have mad tanning skillz. Among others!

Pooh -- it's a trick question. You have to actually go by their smiles. Piper's is typically bigger than life. Just like her sweet self. Doug is more reserved, especially when wearing his floppy sun hat.


Another chapter to write, but not tonight! I'm ready for bed. :faint:
 
I love the photos of your girls swinging on the bars while waiting for the Playhouse Disney Show. My kids love :love: to do that and it drives me nuts! I think I will take a picture next time. They grow up so fast and before you know it they will be too big to swing on them. :goodvibes

You are definitely not the Meanest Mother in the World.
 
LOVE the Play house pic! I bet you be jammin with da kiddos!

I was so happy to log in and get a 2 for 1, today! Keep up the work and you will be allowed to go on your next trip! :teeth:
 
Hello Mean Mamma
You kids are sssooooo cute!!! I really miss those ages...goes by way too fast.

Thanks for the new installments. I was really ready to give up on ya! But I am still hanging in there...keep em' coming.

I love, love, love saladhead. So funny :rotfl2: .

I can't wait to ride RR in 21 days!!!! :woohoo: Love that ride. :lovestruc
 
Hi Kim
:wave: Life acrosss the pond is very blustery today. We have had rain and more rain throughout August whereas July was glorious. Roll on my trip to the World in November. The problem is coming back when we step off the plane in Manchester at 7.30 in the morning and it is grey and bleak and usually raining oh how I love living in Blighty!
How are things with you and your family?
x
 
Just got done reading all 44 pages! You are an amazing writter. You have me addicted and I already have the need for more... Your children sound so sweet and well behaved!
 
kpk89 said:
beana -- Come to think of it, I believe Sheridac is also of Celtic descent and she appears to be fairly NON-pasty. She seems to have mad tanning skillz. Among others!
I am SOOO jealous of all of her tanning and other talents! :0) :goodvibes
 
I love your trip report! You have a great writing style. You had me hooked from the start....

"SydneyRalla got a little extra sneak-prep, in her role as the Vault. I would whisper to her as I changed her diaper, "Would you like to go on an airplane? To go see Cinderella?" She would nod, slack-jawed, with eyes shining. And she'd tell people, including the big sibs, that she was going on an airplane to see Cinderella. And nobody knew, because they couldn't understand her."

"Along with the brainwashing, I was also sneak-shopping little treats, trinkets and necessities for the trip that I’d been reading about on the Dis. Like dollar store glow sticks, moleskin and huge ziplock bags. Had a huge sneaky box hidden in my closet".

This one is STILL Making me laugh..........."Except that in about 8 seconds flat Sydney has gotten her hair all tangled up in the fan. Good thing I'm planning to take her to the Main Street Barbershop for her first haircut later this week. She'll only have to walk around with this fan thingie hanging off her head for a few days."

The Best.... can't wait for more.
 
Hey Meanest Mother in the World, I love your TR. I have just joined these boards and spent all morning reading this post. I love it, your family couldn't be cuter if they tried. There were times where I almost spit water all over the computer because I was laughing so hard. Keep them coming! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 
Yay! Two more posts! I'm still lovin' it and count me in as one with Celtic skin who burns and then turns white again :rolleyes: :rotfl:
 
kpk89 said:
- :rotfl2: I love that they are arguing and are both wrong!! I love the way kids talk and interpret things. Probably why I keep using words like "benember" and "up-eyes down" despite the fact it's probably highly annoying to those around me. As my baby sister used to say, "What matters?"

My youngest favorite come back is "It doesn't care!" Makes no sense.

I'm loving your report!


Vanessa
 
vamassey1 said:
My youngest favorite come back is "It doesn't care!" Makes no sense.

I'm loving your report!


Vanessa
My little cousin's favorite comeback is "Oh, yeah, I don't memember...!"
 
Hey mean Mommy, tfi, I am almost ready to post my first part of my last day.

Say that three times fast, then get a move on.
 












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