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[beckanoah]

You truly have a way with words... and descriptions. I truly hope "rat-fart" only came out as words... LOL~

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

Uh, first of all. Everyday I was the first one up. Not Buzz.

Second of all, hmmm. I forgot. Oh yeah. I was the one who navigated us through the gauntlet at security. Not Buzz

I was the one who found the shorter line. Not Buzz

I was the one who said, "We're burning daylight." Not Buzz

(It's something my mom said to me as a kid. I believe in passing those traditions down to my own munchkins.)

I got the sunroof on the car closed. Buzz was speeding down the highway trying to do it. I'd hate to die while on vacation so I shooed his hands away and proceeded to force that thing closed. I love rental cars...

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Uh, first of all. Everyday I was the first one up. Not Buzz.

Second of all, hmmm. I forgot. Oh yeah. I was the one who navigated us through the gauntlet at security. Not Buzz

I was the one who found the shorter line. Not Buzz

I was the one who said, "We're burning daylight." Not Buzz

(It's something my mom said to me as a kid. I believe in passing those traditions down to my own munchkins.)

I got the sunroof on the car closed. Buzz was speeding down the highway trying to do it. I'd hate to die while on vacation so I shooed his hands away and proceeded to force that thing closed. I love rental cars...

That's not the way I remember it at all.

Now you all decide... do you trust me:

or her...

'Nuff said.. I win!!

 

[ncsjodi]

Sorry, Buzz. I'm with Linnie on this one. We wives have to stick together!

 

[Disneyolic]

~ The Man Report ~ ~ Audible Grunts & the Crowd Clearing Devise ~

Ok, here’s the deal.

You have GOT to make the rope drop every morning. Quit laughing, I’m serious.

I'm not laughing. But we only did rope drop once and still had fun. But we were close to rope drop other times, just not sometimes. Makes sense to me.

It’s Monday, Oct 8th, which is a holiday of some sort. Not sure what, but a CM tells me they expect a crowd level of 8 today. Could be Canadian Thanksgiving.

Yup! And Columbus Day. I love that week in Florida. We were in Cape Canaveral the same week last year with a 1-day Disney trip on Wednesday.

The first thing I do is stumble over my flip flops while heading to the bathroom, crack my toe into the corner of the door jamb, and let out an expletive: “Rat-Fart”!!!

Totally believable.

“Let’s Go Troops!!! …We’re burnin’ daylight!!”

I believed this at first ... until I read Linnie's comments ...

I hear LtP brushing her tooth

Which one would that be?

I was the one who said, "We're burning daylight." Not Buzz

Oh who to believe ... who to believe???

'Nuff said.. I lose!!

 

[DancinDaisyDuck]

I, like you, MUST be at rope drop. I call it "the golden hour." I did TT, Soarin (twice), The Land and Nemo in an hour and 15 minutes.

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

I am on LtP's side as well. It is always the women that have to take charge.

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

Ok, I got an idea. I think we need to ban Buzz from posting pictures on these boards. Geeeez. I don't even remember when that was taken!!

An explanation of the tooth comment. A couple of years ago, Buzz went to the dentist. I had been bugging him to try my dentist-he's awesome. So after about a year of me whining, Buzz went in for a cleaning. They couldn't get all his teeth cleaned in one session-he had to come back and have the rest removed later. It was so thick you could even see it on the x-rays.

Buzz thought his teeth were fine because he said they felt nice & smooth-like one big tooth. The hygenist said, "Uh, you don't want your teeth to feel that way. You want to be able to feel individual teeth." So I started teasing him telling him his teeth were all smooth like one big tooth. Now whenever he goes to the dentist he says he is going to get his "tooth" cleaned. Just our weird humor. And ps-the dentist said he'd never seen such a conglomeration like Buzz's plaque before!

Next I'll tell ya about when Buzz went to the eye doctor and I overheard something hilarious!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

I don't even remember when that was taken!!

You were pretty well pickled up by this point. It was during "Party Night #1"

An explanation of the tooth comment. A couple of years ago, Buzz went to the dentist. I had been bugging him to try my dentist-he's awesome. So after about a year of me whining, Buzz went in for a cleaning. They couldn't get all his teeth cleaned in one session-he had to come back and have the rest removed later. It was so thick you could even see it on the x-rays.

It wasn't all THAT bad.

Next I'll tell ya about when Buzz went to the eye doctor and I overheard something hilarious!

LOL! Yeah, even I laugh at that one.

I'm going to have to tell the LtP story about when she went to work with her shirt on backwards. Ip-Dip!!!

 

[Goofster57]

Ok, I got an idea. I think we need to ban Buzz from posting pictures on these boards.

Buzz
Just sign up on the Boards using an alter ego, thats what I did.

I pretend to be Canadian and post under the Screen Name Blue-river

No one has a clue.

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

Buzz
Just sign up on the Boards using an alter ego, thats what I did.

I pretend to be Canadian and post under the Screen Name Blue-river

No one has a clue.

 

[GeminiAngel]

YEA!!! Thanks for the update!!!

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

15th in line, that is a little disapointing, even with a bun in the oven, DW was in front of me getting to all the lines. She had us in the top 3 each day.

Why did you not start the fry daddy up for your salami, and cheese, Put a toothpick in it, and let it go. I bet that would taste awesome.

According to the pictures, I trust you, you have even glasses on your head for 4 eyes. Plenty to see what is going on around you. Even if LtP's are 10 times bigger than yours.

 

[cc1075]

If we define the "male syndrome" I think it will make reports of all activities by Buzz more understandable.

If all things work beautifully and "he" had anything to do with it - he says I did this - - -

If all things work beautifully and he had nothing to do with it - he says We did this - - -

If things fail miserably - it will be "her" fault - - -

This never fails at my house - - - - amazing what my husband will take credit for even if he isn't home!!!

 

[Disneyolic]

Just think ... if we keep encouraging them, we will know all their dirty family secrets ... heh heh heh!

 

[Blue Riverine]

I remember this one time that my dentist thought I was a hot chick and tried to make the moves on me. But his breath was bad so I stopped kissing him. Plus I didn't want my hubby to find out so don't tell him, okay?

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

I remember this one time that my dentist thought I was a hot chick and tried to make the moves on me. But his breath was bad so I stopped kissing him. Plus I didn't want my hubby to find out so don't tell him, okay?

Hey Goof, what's cookin?

 

[blue_river]

Wth???

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

I remember this one time that my dentist thought I was a hot chick and tried to make the moves on me. But his breath was bad so I stopped kissing him. Plus I didn't want my hubby to find out so don't tell him, okay?

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

15th in line, that is a little disapointing, even with a bun in the oven, DW was in front of me getting to all the lines. She had us in the top 3 each day.

Dude! I was pushing a freakin' stoller!



I know I know... I've shouldve done better.