The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

[nicolemarie]

A new voice of reason - Thanks Hoop! Time for a new rhyme, don't cha think?

 

[sheridac]

A new voice of reason - Thanks Hoop! Time for a new rhyme, don't cha think?

what? you didn't like mine?

 

[horsegirl]

Like this? (by the way, it's a flock, not a pack -- pack is wolves).

What do you call a pack of dolphins?

 

[Chapter 11]

Of course, no discussion of flocks would be complete without the following:

 

[MommyPoppins]

Remember back a while back the thread about outting the trolls?



Use your ignore people!

 

[Grammyof2]

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers.

 

[sheridac]

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers.

I know what a peck is. But what I want to know is, how can you pick peppers that are already pickled?

 

[Grammyof2]

I know what a peck is. But what I want to know is, how can you pick peppers that are already pickled?

Pick em out of the jar silly. With the cherries soaking in alcohol. Geez

 

[MommyPoppins]

By the way, I didn't get to lounge by the pool yesterday.

I got there and when DH got there he acted like he was dying. I guess his back is/was hurting him like stabbing on the left side behind his heart. When he bent over it didn't stab and he could take a deep breath. So we went home and he slept all afternoon while I watched some STUPID lifetime movie.

Anyway, it's still hurting him a little, so he's gonna go to the dr. tomorrow. I told him, "Why do you ALWAYS have to have some kind of problems when we go to WDW?"

I might have also made mention of feeling like I was married to a 80 year old man. Maybe outta line...but good grief. Back pain, cracked heels, ingrown toe nails, and the list goes on.

Anyhoo, we stayed home from church today to take the babe to the dr. Since he's been running a fever since Wed. But then this morning he didn't have one. Yippee!

But now he does again. Hopefully he has it again tomorrow morning so I can get him in the DR and hopefully I can get an appointment right in town for first thing before my cousin gets here. Can't you see me bringing 5 kids to the DR. My cousin and Kaleb are almost the same age too. It should be interesting.

Well, DH is back from the store. We gotta go and wash the dog. We can't seem to get rid of our flea problem. Any ideas???

See ya!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

HEY GUYS!!

went fishing, still in wherethehell, Mo.

Just wanted to say

I'm

Baa- ck

anyone miss me?????????

frickypoo!! lymi!!! I love smores poptarts and blueberry frosted of course

dh likes to buy generic poptarts...AS IF....gross

so went fishing today...

can't bait my hook with my manicure...screamed like a wench when I caught a 1/2 pound blue gill...fell into some poison ivy...in the WRONG SPOT...

had a lot of fun

ready to go home

NOW

 

[Chapter 11]

I know what a peck is. But what I want to know is, how can you pick peppers that are already pickled?

Drink heavily first -- that way you're pickled too.

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by Grammyof2 : Today at 04:07 PM. Reason: do i got to explain everything

No, I know about those things.

 

[Grammyof2]

Drink heavily first -- that way you're pickled too.

I am pickled pink right now

 

[nicolemarie]

Of course, no discussion of flocks would be complete without the following:

Those sunglasses are back in, baby.

 

[Grammyof2]

Hoop-

it was these 2 guys

and of course I showed them my feet. I was at the beach.

 

[hooP]

You called for a RHYME?

The Jersey shore has pretty women
I don't go there for the swimin
I do not go to see the land
or build the castles in the sand

I do not go to smell the air
Or catch the sun's rays in my chair
I do not go to see the boats
Or watch the poopies as they float

I do not go to gather shells
or see the waves and watch the swells
I do not go to watch the sky
and hear the distant seagulls cry

I go there for one reason alone
I see her as she holds her phone
She's plain, pretty and from the Maelstrom crew
If you have not guessed it...It's Grammyof2

 

[Chapter 11]

Tightrolled jeans are next...

Maybe. But the hair? Not so much.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

You called for RHYME?

The Jersey shore has pretty women
I don't go there for the swimin
I do not go to see the land
or build the castles in the sand

I do not go to smell the air
Or catch the sun's rays in my chair
I do not go to see the boats
Or watch the poopies as they float

I do not go to gather shells
or see the waves and watch the swells
I do not go to watch the sky
and hear the distant seagulls cry

I go there for one reason alone
I see her as she holds her phone
She's plain, pretty and from the Maelstrom crew
If you have not guessed it...It's Grammyof2

I think hooP is now our official resident poet!!!

 

[horsegirl]

What would a plethora of these be called?

And for your listening pleasure....

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/oompa.htm

And if you are truly a groupie and need to memorize the lyrics.....

The Oompaloompas' Song
from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompaloompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets ?
Eating as much as an elephant eats ?
What are you at getting terribly fat ?
What do you think will come of that ?
I don't like the look of it

Oompaloompa Doompadee Da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
like the Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Do

Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompaloompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat ?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat ?
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father

Oompaloompa Doompadee Da
If you are not spoiled, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
like the Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Do

Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompaloompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV ?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book ?
Or could you just not bear to look ?
You'll get no commercials !

Oompaloompa Doompadee Da
If you like reading, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
like the Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Do !

 

[jamal]

Hoop-

it was these 2 guys

and of course I showed them my feet. I was at the beach.

Grammy, I loved your story! Every once in awhile my early walking buddy and I will get some shout-outs from desperate construction crews and/or high school students on the way to school.

They are hurting for an estrogen fix, but we're just happy to provide their thrill and it still makes our day.

hooP, you're a poet!!!!!

Still singing The Music Man,
Jami