The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

[MOMOFMNM]

HEY

everyone who PM'd me!!!

I can't get my PM's to work right

it keeps saying


SERVER TOO BUSY....


but I wanted you all to know your not on ignore


cept MEL...and her stinky cheese.


GROSS

who eats aged dairy products in 90 degree heat and then rides...gar....

ummm....


mission space??? HUH???

freaky dee Canadians...thats who


I am not going back to read all the thread today too busy


just saying HEY THERE YA'LL

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Magical Melon

Don't give me corn flakes when I hope
For sweet and juicy cantaloupe.
The greatest mornings I recall
Began with nectar in a ball.

These melons made by sturdy elves,
Who roll tan balls onto the shelves.
Cantaloupe fairies then come through
To insert that orange and tasty goo.

Mom says they grow them on the ground.
They just lay there until they're found
But it's cantaloupe magic that I feel,
When I scoop that great goop off the peel.

Oh! Cantaloupe, I love you so.
I'll share a secret that I know:
Folks may grow those nuts and berries
But cantaloupes are kissed by vikings...


-GRANDPA TUCKER
OK OK so it said fairies at the end but still....
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I had to get in on the Literary action....after all...I am a teacher and what kind of teacher doesn't have a poem or two layin' around to share...huh???

(DISCLAIMER FOR WEBMASTER KATHY: I AM NOT THE AUTHOR OF THIS POEM...I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THERE IS NO SEXUAL INUENDO TO THIS POEM. I LOVE GRANDPA TUCKER AND THINK HE IS F. SCOTT FITZGERALD WORTHY.)

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Cheese Dreams: The Poem not the Recipe

Little tiny cubes of cheese
Oh how much you tend to please
My havarti, cheddar, swiss
You I praise and want to kiss

Would you maybe marry me?
Floating on a fondue sea
These are dreams inside my head
When I toddle off to bed.

The End.

Heh heh.

 

[HaleyB]

Cheese Dreams: The Poem not the Recipe

Little tiny cubes of cheese
Oh how much you tend to please
My havarti, cheddar, swiss
You I praise and want to kiss

Would you maybe marry me?
Floating on a fondue sea
These are dreams inside my head
When I toddle off to bed.

The End.

Heh heh.

I love cheesey poetry. But I have to go for awhile. I will be back soon. Or soon-ish

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

OK - If you can't beat them join them.

Taken in part from my favourite poet - Dr. Seuss!

It has often been said
there's so much to be read,
you never can cram
all those words in your head.

So the writer who breeds
more words than he needs
is making a chore
for the reader who reads.

That's why my belief is
the briefer the brief is,
the greater the sigh
of the reader's relief is.

 

[LaLa]

Okay, how bout...

The server is too busy?
I'm feelin all dizzy

Cause I just gotta post
To the thread with the Most

JW where's your Hamma
And the guy from Alabama?

Please give us some credit
We're slaves to the edit

We have to slap and slurp
And occasionally we'll burp

We all love the DIS of course it's no lie
So hurry up and make them UN B-U-S-Y.

 

[horsegirl]

You must not hop on Pop

Oh I love that book.

 

[Shelby5514]

I am reading Harry Potter books, Narnia, and the Shopaholic books. As well as any CSI book that may come out. I bought the Undomestic Goddess the other day. I will start that soon. It made me think of me. I am undomestic. Although I actually ironed my own pants to go to church the other day. It was astounding, people were shocked. Really. They were.

I LOVE the shopabolic books. The Undomestic Goddess is good but Samantha Sweeting is no Becky Bloomwood.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

I am such a bookworm. That was what I did all summer when I was in school. I am glad that I have found two people who like those shopaholic books. I am reading Shopaholic Ties the Knot right now. I will let you know how I like the Undomestic Goddess. Becky Bloomwood is a great character, a wee bit like me (I dont have the overdraft and credit card problem), I just love to shop. A little too much.

 

[WebmasterPete]

We've asked several of the participants on this thread over a number of months to please refrain from the constant use of sexual innuendo in this thread. Moderators and webmasters have worked very hard to avoid locking this thread, and the response has been to attack the moderators and make the innuendo worse not better.

This is a Disney site, and we feel it's inappropriate to have sexually charged conversation in places where younger visitors may be watching. It's kind of sad that statements like that would even have to be made, but there are people on this thread who apparently feel that having discussions of a sexual nature in front of children is appropriate - I disagree.

It's time for this thread to get locked.

Pete