The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Hola everyone! all this love flying around today. anybody got anything exciting going on this weekend? i'm going to see TIm and Faith!! soo excited! i wish it was Friday already! blahh, i love the weekends

 

[paslea_pooh]

Here's our boat...we are rednecks...

Thank you.

dat dare iz a purdy bote!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Paslea_Pooh, i like the Avatar! very cute!!!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

MommyPoppins, i LOVE that boat! know where i can get me one of em?

 

[paslea_pooh]

Paslea_Pooh, i like the Avatar! very cute!!!

Thank you. Javamom made it for me.

How was the baptism ? I don't think I've "spoken" to you since then.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I believe I've told you all, in the past, that I Mel happyhaunt am a shoe girl. Well, more specifically, a BOOT girl. I like boots of all types much more than boring old shoes. And I'm just more used to boots. Wearing them with my cadet uniform at West Point and all. Well, I digress, because I'm really supposed to be talking about lingerie here. As much as I LOVE footwear... I ALSO love underwear. Of all kinds. Frilly things and not-so-frilly things. I spend a great deal of DH's hard-earned coin on unmentionables and so forth. I make some money of my own, now and again, and that I spend on the kids... or save for us all. But, I gotta say that my lingerie habit has always been considered ACCEPTABLE to my lovely brideman. My favourite store is called La Senza. Here. In Canada. Because we don't have a Victoria's Secret. Just the catelogue. Which mysteriously DISAPPEARS everytime it gets delivered to our house. Damn CAT! So... The General always knows where to shop for me for my birthday and Christmas and other holidays based around giving and receiving panties. Now... that may be a Canadian thing. So don't worry if you don't celebrate quite the way we do. Here. In the Great White North.

Now... The Blessed Reviled General and myself have very different styles of dress. I must say. The General prefers the colours black, brown and navy. She likes turtlenecks and sweaters. Cords. Long baggy skirts. The General is generally... frumpy. I, on the other hand, like vintage 60's and 70's clothing. Vintage jewellery. Kickbutt heels. And men in skirts. And thongs. So....... The General shops for me at La Senza but never buys me anything "tiny". Only jammies, t-shirts, workout gear, yada, yada. She NEVER buys me underwear of any sort. That is what I'm sayin'. To you all.

One Christmas not too long ago... I unwrapped a gift from the Beloved Despised General and saw that it was a Christmas Tree Ornament from La Senza. It was a ball-shaped globe of bright red with the words "La Senza" on it and a satin loop to hang it on the tree. Well. Nice enough. BUT THEN!!!!

I noticed something. Hum?????? It appeared to me that one could take the ball apart. Open it up. Like those old Leggs nylons containers of many years ago. So.... I opened it up. And found...

A THONG!!!!!

Yep. A bright red thong. With some sort of fluffy feathers or furish-type material down over the... errrrr... front of the thong part. Whoooooooo haaaaaaaaaa!


THE GENERAL HAD GIVEN ME(L) A STRIPPER THONG FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!

I gingerly held it up for all to see. The General started screaming at the same time I did. Her in absolute HORROR. And me... in absolute GLEE.



Gotta run to take the kidlets for lunch. More to come.

Part 2: The wearing of said Christmas Stripper Thong at West Point... to come... later.

Mel.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Paslea_Pooh, it went very well thanks for asking! Brunch was fabulous and Gabriel (my DS) was totally well behaved! he didn't cry once and was all smiles!!

The best part of the day was that my parents picked up the liquor bill!!! woohoo!! so all we had to pay for was brunch itself!!! LOVE it!

 

[MommyPoppins]

MommyPoppins, i LOVE that boat! know where i can get me one of em?

Well, we got ours the true redneck way. We were driving home from church one day and there it was, in all it's glory, sitting on the side of the road. I told DH, "Slam on them there brakes and turn this hunk a junk around, I sees us a boat." So we did, and like true rednecks, or thieves we threw it into the back of the van and sped away like the bandits we are. I felt bad for that little boy, really I did...but we needed us a boat.


I'm kidding, there was no little boy...it was a girl. NO I swear, there was no on around and no houses either. It was just sitting there, calling our name. Don't judge us...learn from us.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH......MEL that was a GREAT story!can't wait to hear the rest!

 

[paslea_pooh]

Well, we got ours the true redneck way. We were driving home from church one day and there is was, in all it's glory, sitting on the side of the road. I told DH, "Slam on them there brakes and turn this hunk a junk around, I sees us a boat." So we did, and like true rednecks, or theives we threw it into the back of the van and sped away like the bandits we are. I felt bad for that little boy, really I did...but we needed us a boat.


I'm kidding, there was no little boy...it was a girl. NO I swear, there was no on around and no houses either. It was just sitting there, calling our name. Don't judge us...learn from us.

That's the LAST TIME I leave anything on the front lawn.

My little girl cried for days !!

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

I Well, more specifically, a BOOT girl.
Mel.

Mmmmmmm boots. I like boots. Rhonda doesnt. I had a pair of bull hide gray Tony lamas. Wore them all the time in college. Not so much anymore. But I like em.

Specially on the females.

Maybe I need to go buy Rhonda some boots...

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Mommy Poppins!!!! i like that story!!! hahaa, it has me laughing way to hard! well at least there were no kids inside the boat when ya got it or you'd have more kiddies in your siggie

 

[MommyPoppins]

That's the LAST TIME I leave anything on the front lawn.

My little girl cried for days !!

Sorry...but on the bright side...my boys have had many hours of pure glee.

 

[paslea_pooh]

I believe I've told you all, in the past, that I Mel happyhaunt am a shoe girl. Well, more specifically, a BOOT girl. I like boots of all types much more than boring old shoes. And I'm just more used to boots. Wearing them with my cadet uniform at West Point and all. Well, I digress, because I'm really supposed to be talking about lingerie here. As much as I LOVE footwear... I ALSO love underwear. Of all kinds. Frilly things and not-so-frilly things. I spend a great deal of DH's hard-earned coin on unmentionables and so forth. I make some money of my own, now and again, and that I spend on the kids... or save for us all. But, I gotta say that my lingerie habit has always been considered ACCEPTABLE to my lovely brideman. My favourite store is called La Senza. Here. In Canada. Because we don't have a Victoria's Secret. Just the catelogue. Which mysteriously DISAPPEARS everytime it gets delivered to our house. Damn CAT! So... The General always knows where to shop for me for my birthday and Christmas and other holidays based around giving and receiving panties. Now... that may be a Canadian thing. So don't worry if you don't celebrate quite the way we do. Here. In the Great White North.

Now... The Blessed Reviled General and myself have very different styles of dress. I must say. The General prefers the colours black, brown and navy. She likes turtlenecks and sweaters. Cords. Long baggy skirts. The General is generally... frumpy. I, on the other hand, like vintage 60's and 70's clothing. Vintage jewellery. Kickbutt heels. And men in skirts. And thongs. So....... The General shops for me at La Senza but never buys me anything "tiny". Only jammies, t-shirts, workout gear, yada, yada. She NEVER buys me underwear of any sort. That is what I'm sayin'. To you all.

One Christmas not too long ago... I unwrapped a gift from the Beloved Despised General and saw that it was a Christmas Tree Ornament from La Senza. It was a ball-shaped globe of bright red with the words "La Senza" on it and a satin loop to hang it on the tree. Well. Nice enough. BUT THEN!!!!

I noticed something. Hum?????? It appeared to me that one could take the ball apart. Open it up. Like those old Leggs nylons containers of many years ago. So.... I opened it up. And found...

A THONG!!!!!

Yep. A bright red thong. With some sort of fluffy feathers or furish-type material down over the... errrrr... front of the thong part. Whoooooooo haaaaaaaaaa!


THE GENERAL HAD GIVEN ME(L) A STRIPPER THONG FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!

I gingerly held it up for all to see. The General started screaming at the same time I did. Her in absolute HORROR. And me... in absolute GLEE.



Gotta run to take the kidlets for lunch. More to come.

Part 2: The wearing of said Christmas Stripper Thong at West Point... to come... later.

Mel.

The poor GENERAL, her heart was in the right place. I'm beginning to feel sorry for her.

 

[MommyPoppins]

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Well, we got ours the true redneck way. We were driving home from church one day and there is was, in all it's glory, sitting on the side of the road. I told DH, "Slam on them there brakes and turn this hunk a junk around, I sees us a boat." So we did, and like true rednecks, or theives we threw it into the back of the van and sped away like the bandits we are. I felt bad for that little boy, really I did...but we needed us a boat.


I'm kidding, there was no little boy...it was a girl. NO I swear, there was no on around and no houses either. It was just sitting there, calling our name. Don't judge us...learn from us.

I can beat that - or at least tie it - in my mind. In high school we were out pranking some friends house - you know toilet paper, etc. But as we were driving around, someone had thrown away a toilet. A real toilet - tank and all. The guy whos car we were in was huge. We all saw the toilet at the same time and just knew immediately what we must do. He slammed on the brakes, we all jumped out and loaded the toilet in the trunk. It ended up at our friends house that we were pranking - right in the front yard. With stuff in it. Not THAT stuff, but whatever we could find that would be funny. Cans, flowers, etc.

It was hilarious to us.

I don't think the people liked it much.

Blessings!
MarkyMArk

 

[sheridac]

Great, I'm now associated with flashing chickens. How did that happen??

Hey Buddy, you could have associated yourself with any number of people/places/things. YOU choose that fowl.

 

[sheridac]

Are you attracted to the chicken that flashes everyone? He's got some scrawny legs.


Hey Sher....How come you don't talk to me anymore? Are you still mad b/c I called you a W*ore....I didn't mean it... I wuvs you. That little headless man on a bike is just for you.

I'm not mad at you. That was a compliment.

 

[MommyPoppins]

I can beat that - or at least tie it - in my mind. In high school we were out pranking some friends house - you know toilet paper, etc. But as we were driving around, someone had thrown away a toilet. A real toilet - tank and all. The guy whos car we were in was huge. We all saw the toilet at the same time and just knew immediately what we must do. He slammed on the brakes, we all jumped out and loaded the toilet in the trunk. It ended up at our friends house that we were pranking - right in the front yard. With stuff in it. Not THAT stuff, but whatever we could find that would be funny. Cans, flowers, etc.

It was hilarious to us.

I don't think the people liked it much.

Blessings!
MarkyMArk

Nice...but does your toilet double as a boat? I think not.


At our old house, when I got a new toilet for my birthday....not from my DH but from a DPF(dearPlumberFriend)...anyhoo, the old toilet wasn't on the front lawn for more than a day and someone took it...

OMGosh! It was YOU! You're still stealing toilets aren't you?????

 

[paslea_pooh]

She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong


I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong