Hi All! I'm baaaacckkk! YAK!
Did you miss me?
Had a really busy weekend, Kidlets made their first Communion and we had a big celebration with the relatives afterwards. It took me 'till today to get back to normal.......Maelstromin'
I actually went back and read all 50 or so pages that I missed and I thought I'd post a synopsis of what I read.
Warning: Long Post. You guys are a busy bunch!

(another busy bunch!)
General Ramblings:
- Bliss posted "oops wrong thread", then admits he/she is socially awkward. Well he/she came to the right thread!
- there were lots of "wrecks"
- wonderful picture from Vettechick's baby book posted #5048
- a lot of new tags happened, including MEL - finally!
- lots of before/after pic's of our Maelstromer Family
- Many nice Disney couple moments happened
- By Saturday evening everyone was back on track......topic was poop, toilets and puke.
- much booze was passed around that evening, with a guest visit from Bevis and Butthead
- Spectrum-turbo gave us a nice playscape for us to amuse ourselves on #5173
- Sunday we saw very nice weather across the country so not much activity
- Much Grumpy love on Sunday
- By Monday we got serious with computer questions.
Maelstrom by Maelstrom:
PP - POOP Great Pumpkin barfing pic! Poop needed Med's. She nicely gave Tink some furniture for her new house (#5157)
AshClan Thought the Atlanta Traffic was stunning! (hee-hee) Peachtree is........a fastpass! Coming to Maelstrom Meet - yay!
Haley Great organisational skills for the meet. Posted a picture of Zzub on #5260
Vettechick Pole Dancing demonstrations. Squeek, squeekim, squeekish. Felt like Crap on a Stick on Saturday (visual please???) Posted Mountain Goats.
Grammy Gave a nice contribution to Tink's house closing. Loves red headed bi1ches! Grammy got very angry at all Maelstromers because we were no-shows for her party. The aftermath was posted #5075. Hey if we all knew it was gonna be like that......still no tag!
Tink Closed on new house. Nanner Guy? (sorry don't know what that is) We learned that faux wood blinds smell like farts (haha) Got a shout from Grumpy. Provided a receipe for the Maelstromer Cookbook on #5454
mickman1962 Welcome to Maelstrom. Provided a insightful quote for all of us to live by, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere".....which could mean outta work or it's happy hour!
Jamal started out lurkin' while workin' Thought Lil Grumpy was Frank McCourt - could be some truth to this?? Stopped back in on Monday. Jamal is "the fixer"
kpk89 We learned that she met DH at a Frat Party. Posted lovely pic's of Kimmie. Provided us with a wonderful tutoring story at #5381
horsegirl a lot of slappin and slurpin' going on! Got serious for a moment on Sunday......you go girl. Have a great time! See you on the backside!
Georgia A was still trying to get into Chat before the weekend. Had the first Sunday Maelstrom Meet with Mark, Rhonda and Wesley. Is compling a list of Maelstrom stories......which will definately be a fastpass!
MEL - 1000th Haunt We learned "flat as Saskatchewan" Was good this weekend doing yardwork.....(don't we pay people to do that??) Revealed to us she was the person in the picture #5176. Mel was lurking for awhile, stalker mode - as a tribute to Zzubie. Don't email/PM her if you want a reply.
Jen/Melon/Momo Melons went bad. Had moment of wanting to be "clear and serious" (haha!) Loves Tim McGraw in a hat. Hosting a pool party birthday, and we are all invited to Iowa.....is that where Nypolian D is??
Sorry that's Idaho. Ventured off Maelstrom thread for a bit......big mistake!
Sheridac made her ADR's. Provided meet with an official Photographer. Her friend......she doesn't know what she's in for! Lot's of Banana men posted!
Hoop Great Poop Story. Another Maelstrom quote for the book, "If you truly love someone, you'll put up with all the s--t" Makin' bubbles in the water #5060. Learned that he is Poop's DH. Poop and Hoop! (bahaha) Provided lessons in Maelstrom. Got fixed!
Loubon everyone seems to need him for something or another. Big Hug fest!. Nice Poly SofA pictures posted. Why we need Loubon: Obscene chickens, makes fun of anyone and everything, has a dog who posts and has a gazillon posts. King of Maelstrom!
MarkyMark Disney Business Man!.....you da Man! Another Maelstrom quote, "College can be a Maelstrom of distractions and temptations" He pole dances, but still no tags.
Rhonda popped in on Sunday. Told us of the meet and Marky working Maelstrom into his Sunday sermon.
La-La Posted excellent Maelstrom hot tub #5060. Provided lessons in Lil Grumpy 101.
Pongo Popped in and out. Ah the life of a student. Doing research on Michelangelo.....for accounting and economics degree??? Lovely new shoes!
Snap Worked Maelstrom into date conversation.....and got a second date! Great story!
Chapter 11 Getting way too many bruises and DW is getting suspicious
Lil Grumpy .....well, read for yourself. Do a search. Lil's a Maelstrom God!
em's mom lots of bxxching and crying!
Javamom jumped in to say 'hi'
Edcrbnsoul surfin' and new dancing banana's!. Very jealous of Mush. Allergic to strawberries.
Jw50 rounding up chatters. Lent a helping hand with Grammy's pooping laptop.
Shelby5554 Stopped by Sunday to say Hi, wondering where everyone was. Chatting probably.
MUSH Something going on between Snap and Mush, but we'll let them work it out.
2infinity & B-ond stopped by to say hi. Gave more love to Grumpy. 14 banana men are the absolute limit here at Maelstromers. Gave a nice gift to Maxbon at #5442
BratTink Another lurker convert. Not Tink's relative.....we think.
brandt79 out of town for 3 days and now out of it. Despirately trying to catch up. Provided yet another quote for the book.....decided to stop lurking "cuz all the cool kids are doing it......" Slapped us back to reality with a couple of really detailed questions. Maelstromers came to the rescue.
Frickles MIA until Sunday night, with story of her trip to Atlanta. Frickles Sista - my DH would say the same thing to me about going to Maelstrom Meet! Maybe you guys could chip in to pay us to transcribe the Maelstrom thread into a book? Then we could come. "If you pay us, we will come"
Mumbler gave us words of wisdom for reading other threads. Stay here or move on with caution!
Bliss 3 poster looking for edit feature to join in on the fun
Maxbon tag=tutored! Out of lurkdom, or under a alias??
MIA this weekend:
MommyPoppins ZZUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I miss anything important??
I hope this helps the lurkers catch up.
MAELSTROM.........is a fastpass?
OK - I just threw up a little in my mouth.
