The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

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<Peeks head in> Is Squid gone? Okay, good...I can post.

Hey ladies (and Squid) and Rob and Keith!

How are you freaks today? I'm good. So glad to be off work though. I was feeling lazy and just wanted to be home. is that so wrong?

I am chowing down on Deluxe Grahams. I have not had one since we left Vegas a couple years ago. These things are a treat, I tell ya!

What's for dinner? We are having tacos. YUMMY!!

So let's see...

You wait until I leave to post
I am neither a lady or a Rob/Keith (I guess I have my own category)
I'm still included as a freak though

Good things to know!!!! You've been a very bad little missing hag - don't make me sic Rob and his bullwhip on you!

Jordan (DS19)
Dallen (DS10)
Riley (DS8)
Norah (DD4)

Norah-Nomorah!

Why? You need more kids? You can have mine! I'll throw in 2 cats to sweeten the deal

Wow Wendy you were only 10 when you had your first child? You started early hagette!

I already have a

so I guess I will have to go for some camping equipment


Mental Health Days=

Sometimes I feel like a Figment of others imagination

There you go bragging about the size of your pen again! Just like a man!

Pretty Tag

Thank you!

 

[UtahMama]

I would be honored, but Rob might find it "Offensive"

You could get a shirt

I need that SHIRT!
Poor little lamb, Rob, will be sooo offended by that shirt and pen! I don't think he'll "get it". Heh.

Aww, come on, just THINK of the fun tags we could get from this thread!

I KNOW! I honesty think that all the time. It brings on the funny!

I personally think Wendy is incredibly brave to have 4, I had two and closed up shop!

Brave. You mean stoopid? Actually THEY are the best kids!

For some reason I was thinking you had 5 or 6! Ok...good. That's a reasonable amount!

NOOOO!
LOL!
Reasonable for Utah I guess. I used to be a Foster Mother (Foster Mother of the Year in 2004!) and had TONS of kids. Good Times.

When Norah was for-sure my last, I was sickly a little sad! Maybe I should get a puppy?

Wow Wendy you were only 10 when you had your first child? You started early hagette!

YES, I was 10 (21 and a half) and...
OMGosh THANK YOU!!!!

 

[kimmar067]

....Deluxe Grahams? Is that a carb?
Dinner? Hmmm. Can I just sent my kids to the Sweet house for tacos?
They are not always big fans of the diet-esque cuisine I keep foisting onto them.

Mental Health days are perfectly acceptable as long as spent with imaginary friends.

(The perfect tag for Bonnie!)

...in Toot's words:

"Simmah don nah...!!"

 

[kimmar067]

I already have a

so I guess I will have to go for some camping equipment

....good, cuz' I already had my eye on that round plaid cooler....

 

[kimmar067]

I would be honored, but Rob might find it "Offensive"

You could get a shirt

or a button

...remember, it's not the size of the pen, but the POWER OF THE INK.....

 

[coles1mom]

So let's see...


I am neither a lady or a Rob/Keith (I guess I have my own category)


One of a Kind? What kind Squid, fill me in.




Thank you! Welcome

Next

 

[Toot Sweet]

...in Toot's words:

"Simmah don nah...!!"

OMGosh! I just fell in love with you, Kimmar!

 

[kimmar067]

OMGosh! I just fell in love with you, Kimmar!

...uhhhhhhh, errrrrrrrrrr, ummmmmmmm, I'm........uhhhhhhh, already 'spoken for'......

 

[kimmar067]

OMGosh! I just fell in love with you, Kimmar!

...but, seriously, wasn't that just about the FUNNIEST SNL skit - 'specially the one with Garth.....

 

[Toot Sweet]

...but, seriously, wasn't that just about the FUNNIEST SNL skit - 'specially the one with Garth.....

Yes...my word. Garth is the BEST host...soo funny. Him and Justin Timberlake (Soup! there it is!).

I love me some SNL.

 

[kimmar067]

Yes...my word. Garth is the BEST host...soo funny. Him and Justin Timberlake (Soup! there it is!)...

....

I love me some SNL...

...me too...in fact, I gotta call to see if my FREE TIX coupon is still good. I won a 'certificate' for two to see any taping of SNL, but I haven't called yet to get the tix....

 

[coles1mom]

...remember, it's not the size of the pen, but the POWER OF THE INK.....

kimmar, please recycle

 

[Toot Sweet]

....



...me too...in fact, I gotta call to see if my FREE TIX coupon is still good. I won a 'certificate' for two to see any taping of SNL, but I haven't called yet to get the tix....

Oh my word, that is a dream of mine to see SNL live. You freakin' lucky DOG!

kimmar, please recycle

Judi! How are you, my friend? What's new?

 

[kimmar067]

Oh my word, that is a dream of mine to see SNL live. You freakin' lucky DOG!

...laast year, we had a fundraiser at our school and my DS won it, so he gave it to me...I only live about 15-20 minutes from Manhattan....

 

[Toot Sweet]

...laast year, we had a fundraiser at our school and my DS won it, so he gave it to me...I only live about 15-20 minutes from Manhattan....

Girl, I didn't know you lived in new york! That's totally fun! I guess I dont' know much about you at all, come to think of it! How many kids do you have?

 

[kimmar067]

Girl, I didn't know you lived in new york! That's totally fun! I guess I dont' know much about you at all, come to think of it! How many kids do you have?

...I didn't say that I live IN NYC - I live very close to it.....

 

[luvmyboys]

Of course your swelling. Why would I have swelling? I didn't have the surgery, silly girl!
-- Rob

I was referring to your head, naturally! We all know what a big ego you have.

<Peeks head in> Is Squid gone? Okay, good...I can post.

Hey ladies (and Squid) and Rob and Keith!

How are you freaks today? I'm good. So glad to be off work though. I was feeling lazy and just wanted to be home. is that so wrong?

I am chowing down on Deluxe Grahams. I have not had one since we left Vegas a couple years ago. These things are a treat, I tell ya!

What's for dinner? We are having tacos. YUMMY!!

I had my Nutri System lasagna, which is fairly tasty for diet food, and the boys had sammies. Ryan got home late, heated up leftover Chinese. Tell me more about these Deluxe Grahams! My mouth is watering!

nope, no carbs here! I am wasting away a little more each day. Or maybe the opposite.

Girl I have plenty of imaginary friends! Squiddy, and Wendy and Shannon and Judi and Angie and Becca and Rob and Kristi and Tricia and Heather and Keith and Kim and .....

You guys ain't real, are ya?

Wendy, remind me how many kids you have again? And their ages.

Next time I see you I'll pinch you VERY HARD. Hopefully that'll help?

Jordan (DS19)
Dallen (DS10)
Riley (DS8)
Norah (DD4)

Norah-Nomorah!

Why? You need more kids? You can have mine! I'll throw in 2 cats to sweeten the deal

Yay for Rileys! Mine is 4 now. I remember us talking about that name a couple of years ago. (Back when we were, what, 25? )

So let's see...

You wait until I leave to post
I am neither a lady or a Rob/Keith (I guess I have my own category)
I'm still included as a freak though

Affirmative. Everyone knows the Squid is in a league of her own! About 20,000 leagues, actually.

I need that SHIRT!
Poor little lamb, Rob, will be sooo offended by that shirt and pen! I don't think he'll "get it".

I think he suffers from Pen envy.

...remember, it's not the size of the pen, but the POWER OF THE INK.....

Ewwww.

 

[Squidrific]

OMGosh! I just fell in love with you, Kimmar!

You say that to all the hags right before you grab the ta-tas

kimmar, please recycle

Kim recycle? You should see what she does with her tighty whities!

...laast year, we had a fundraiser at our school and my DS won it, so he gave it to me...I only live about 15-20 minutes from Manhattan....

Word has it that you have a very nice box at the corner of 5th and Wall St.

Girl, I didn't know you lived in new york! That's totally fun! I guess I dont' know much about you at all, come to think of it! How many kids do you have?

She's got a whole box full!

 

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All by myself...

 

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