THE LIBERAL THREAD #3- No Debate Please

[mirmartinez]

Did Bush ever remind anyone of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts?

''I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.''
—George W. Bush, interview with the Associated Press, Jan. 18, 2001

''Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.''
—President George W. Bush, speaking at a gathering of minority journalists, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

 

[Goofyluver]

This just arrived on my cellphone

Is that Bush on that plane?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0s-8D-fZ2M

 

[IDoDis]

This just arrived on my cellphone



Send more when you get them!

 

[Reflection]

Is that Bush on that plane?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0s-8D-fZ2M

I suppose it is a good thing he is headed out of town before the economy tanks and the whole country is in a huge mess. Heck of a good job, Georgie!

 

[chrisw127]

It's an obsession. Or. pipe. dream.

Just as his hand is raised in the air to take the oath of office, a huge contingent of FBI, CIA etc come running, dropping out of helicopters, coming by boat to protest, true birth certificate in hand, and Sarah Palin is President..



Is it the flu? Feel better Ron! Don't be sick Tuesday!!

I know, the whole birth certificate thing is too funny. Very entertaining.

Stomach Flu. I can't keep anything down for longer than a few minutes, and it really stinks cause I'm starving.



If I'm better by morning, I'm flying out to DC. If I'm not better, I'm canceling my flight and giving my ticket to a friend in DC. As much as I want to go to Washington, I don't think my body can handle the change in climate from tropical to freezing if I am not 100%.



I'm onto bottle 2. I had a friend drop off some bottles of the clear colored stuff, just in case it doesn't wanna stay down.

Hope you feel better. We'd love to hear about everything.

It's the con version of Sara Palin. Stupid and pointless, but fun to pick at.



Hope you feel better soon

That being said, isn't it odd how similar a bad sickness and a good date sound?

Haha. Poor little old Sarah. I almost feel bad for her. I'm thinking of putting her and Todd in a divorce pool. With all the stress, it might just happen.

That's a bummer. I don't blame you if you decide not to go. As much as I'd love to be there, if I were getting over the flu and had to stand outside in sub-zero temps, I would much rather be home watching on my TV while lounging on the couch. Here's a little pixie dust though, just in case.

It was was warm here today so my terrorists changed into shorts this afternoon. They even asked if they could go run through the sprinklers. Of course I said no way because it's not that warm. Coming from the desert, they don't understand that water makes the air feel cooler when you are wet.

We don't have HBO so I am missing the concert. I'm sure I'll be able to watch pieces on youtube soon!

It's good to hear that your little terrorists are enjoying themselves.

My local cable company opened up HBO to everyone this afternoon so they could watch, not sure if they will do that again when they replay the concert this evening....

Ours too!

Did Bush ever remind anyone of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts?

''I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.''
—George W. Bush, interview with the Associated Press, Jan. 18, 2001

''Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.''
—President George W. Bush, speaking at a gathering of minority journalists, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

Sometimes, I imagine Laura lying there at night, trying not to cover his face with a pillow . . . . . Poor woman. She always seemed to smart for him. Well, then, who wouldn't.

 

[chrisw127]

Guys, my avatar came back today, slightly hung over and smelling like cheap perfume. I said "where have you been for the last month?" and "hit the road" but it sort of looked at me kind of stupidly in the doorway, so I said it could come back in. But really, I'm thinking I need a new one.

 

[LakeAriel]

Guys, my avatar came back today, slightly hung over and smelling like cheap perfume. I said "where have you been for the last month?" and "hit the road" but it sort of looked at me kind of stupidly in the doorway, so I said it could come back in. But really, I'm thinking I need a new one.

woo Hoo! I like your avatar..Where was it, at one of the training camps?...

 

[pr surfer]

If anyone wants to feel like I do right now, read this. Word for word.

Be sure you're close to the bathroom, for when you're ready to pop

http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/dieckmann/090118

 

[LakeAriel]

I only read a small portion..Pass the brandy...



Maybe you could have it leather bound though. I know a few people that would use it as a page in their bible.

 

[Reflection]

I hope you're feeling better soon, PRSurfer. As for the link--sorry I don't have time to spare for people who equate opinion with fact.

 

[IDoDis]

Guys, my avatar came back today, slightly hung over and smelling like cheap perfume. I said "where have you been for the last month?" and "hit the road" but it sort of looked at me kind of stupidly in the doorway, so I said it could come back in. But really, I'm thinking I need a new one.

Those darn avatars seem to come and go as they please. As soon as they run out of money or need a bath, they come back! I noticed Goofyluver's came back home, too. Glad to see they are safe and sound.

If anyone wants to feel like I do right now, read this. Word for word.

Be sure you're close to the bathroom, for when you're ready to pop

http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/dieckmann/090118

I think this guy posts on The Dis!


Okay, I've gotta go hide Obama's space ship now. I've been storing it for him in my backyard under some shrubs, but now that the word is out, I need to find a better hiding spot. Obama's going to need it because right after he becomes president, he's going to fly back to his planet and bring back all of his fellow aliens. They plan to take over the U.S. and then the world!

 

[Reflection]

Those darn avatars seem to come and go as they please. As soon as they run out of money or need a bath, they come back! I noticed Goofyluver's came back home, too. Glad to see they are safe and sound.



I think this guy posts on The Dis!


Okay, I've gotta go hide Obama's space ship now. I've been storing it for him in my backyard under some shrubs, but now that the word is out, I need to find a better hiding spot. Obama's going to need it because right after he becomes president, he's going to fly back to his planet and bring back all of his fellow aliens. They plan to take over the U.S. and then the world!

Don't you mean fellow 'muslins.' Depsite the liberal mainstream media's efforts to contrary, the fact got out that Obama is really a 'muslin.' And that is why this inauguration is historic--the first President who is half-cloth and half-human.

 

[mirmartinez]

Those darn avatars seem to come and go as they please. As soon as they run out of money or need a bath, they come back! I noticed Goofyluver's came back home, too. Glad to see they are safe and sound.



I think this guy posts on The Dis!


Okay, I've gotta go hide Obama's space ship now. I've been storing it for him in my backyard under some shrubs, but now that the word is out, I need to find a better hiding spot. Obama's going to need it because right after he becomes president, he's going to fly back to his planet and bring back all of his fellow aliens. They plan to take over the U.S. and then the world!

send it over
I got some room in my daughter's playhouse. I really do not know how I am going to fit the aliens in our house. My terrorist are using both guest rooms.
I guess I will have to go to IKEA and buy some bunkbeds

 

[mirmartinez]

Don't you mean fellow 'muslins.' Depsite the liberal mainstream media's efforts to contrary, the fact got out that Obama is really a 'muslin.' And that is why this inauguration is historic--the first President who is half-cloth and half-human.

 

[LakeAriel]

Don't you mean fellow 'muslins.' Depsite the liberal mainstream media's efforts to contrary, the fact got out that Obama is really a 'muslin.' And that is why this inauguration is historic--the first President who is half-cloth and half-human.

send it over
I got some room in my daughter's playhouse. I really do not know how I am going to fit the aliens in our house. My terrorist are using both guest rooms.
I guess I will have to go to IKEA and buy some bunkbeds

IKEA???????? Isn't that foreign??????????????

 

[Holly]

Half of what is posted in this thread flies completely over my head, but I have to say that this page is particularly hilarious.


Page 225.

 

[Holly]

Well hell.



No room for me on that page. I think it's a sign.




Good night Libs.

 

[LakeAriel]

Well hell.



No room for me on that page. I think it's a sign.




Good night Libs.

Good night Holly!

You fit just fine!

 

[Reflection]

Yep, a sign to offer you some liberal libations and sustenance. What's your preference? Chadonnay? Pinot Grigio? And we have a lovely arugula salad with alfalfa sprouts and whole grain croutons dressed with organic vinaigrette.

The reports that liberals drink Kool-aid are so much rubbish. No self-respecting liberal would consume anything contianing red dye #1. and nonorganic sugar.

 

[Oreo Cookie]

I think this guy posts on The Dis!


Okay, I've gotta go hide Obama's space ship now. I've been storing it for him in my backyard under some shrubs, but now that the word is out, I need to find a better hiding spot. Obama's going to need it because right after he becomes president, he's going to fly back to his planet and bring back all of his fellow aliens. They plan to take over the U.S. and then the world!

Don't you mean fellow 'muslins.' Depsite the liberal mainstream media's efforts to contrary, the fact got out that Obama is really a 'muslin.' And that is why this inauguration is historic--the first President who is half-cloth and half-human.

send it over
I got some room in my daughter's playhouse. I really do not know how I am going to fit the aliens in our house. My terrorist are using both guest rooms.
I guess I will have to go to IKEA and buy some bunkbeds

You guys are cracking me up!