The funniest Thing you ever saw.

[liquidsky88]

The funniest thing I can remember is a tape my FW has when she was 16 at MGM. She played Frankenstein. The funny part was, it was back in the day when girls had the "big" hair. She even had her sides shaved. She looked like a monster. J/K. She would kill me if she read that. I still get a laugh everytime I think of that.

 

[Distriv]

What a great thread.

It was maybe 2 years ago I saw a grown man (maybe 23?) getting an autograph from Cinderella.

 

[MickeyCrazed]

DH and I decided to go on the Safari ride at AK.
We are in the second row.
There are three ladies in their 60s in front of us.
There is a Father, Son and Mother sitting behind us.
During the whole ride, the Father repeats the Guide. (Example)
Guide: "The Hippo can stay under water for 10 minutes."
Father: "Look Johnny, the hippo has been under the water for 10 minutes."
Guide: "This tree is over 1000 years old."
Father: "Did you see that Johnny? That tree was 1000 years old."
Well, we come up to an area which had a couple of Gorillas (or Apes) and the Guide says something to the effect "Boy, we are lucky today. Look to your left....there are two Gorillas that are rarely seen."
As we look, there is one gorilla by a rock and another about 50 feet away.
Very quickly the one gorilla runs toward runs toward the other, pushes it against the rock and starts......well you know!
The older ladies look at each other in shock.
The Father (obiviously not paying attention) says "Look at the rare gorillas Johnny." And then says, "Oooooh, there are two gorillas under there!"
I look back at the Mother, she rolls her eyes and I start with uncontrollable laughter.
The Guide speeds up and away without saying another word.
Needless to say, DH and I laughed during the rest of the safari, and for the rest of the trip.
What suprises us the most is how many people ask "Did you take a picture?"

 

[Jasmine1237]

Back in 2000, my family and I were at the MK during an e-night. We were walking down the sloped path that comes down from either side of Cinderella Castle. My mom was pushing my 4 yo sister in a stroller when my dad playfully pinches her arm. My mom is a bit of a spaz and so she turns around and punches the allfire heck outta his arm. However, in doing so she has released the stroller. So there goes my sister, just rolling down the sidewalk, not a care in the world... just rolling along, doesn't even know she's been let go of. My dad and I were CRACKING up! We refer to this insident as the "Runaway Stroller."

 

[jenjie]

Originally posted by TinkerBelle_325

A mother was overheard telling her laughing daughter as she carried her away, "I told you, no more laughing on this vacation."

I say stuff like that all the time to my kids. They love teasing like that and it makes them laugh even more.

Here's my funny - I'm in a bathroom stall at Epcot with my 3 year old dd. Out of nowhere she says "I can see the whole world from here!" Now THAT would take quite an imagination. LOL

DS4 was telling somebody about seeing Food Rocks. When asked to describe it, he said "It's a musical classic!" Where do they come up with these things?

 

[S. C.]

BUMP

 

[Mish19]

Hope this counts as a WDW funny thing. It was around 6 weeks after 9/11 and was pretty nervous about flying, the plane was very empty so you could sit wherever you wanted. There was a mother and 3 year old boy sitting in front of me anf the little boy kept playing peek-a-boo with me! He was so cute and he was really able to take my mind off being a nervous passenger. I guess this counts more as cute, rather than funny.

 

[MOQ3424]

This reminded me of an earlier post.

We were in the CR and were at the pool. We had happened to bring our walkie talkies. So once we got out of the pool we heard our walkie talkie talking. So we started talking to this guy and he was like " There is the old man im talking to and he acting real tough." We were laughing cause he kept telling us what he said to him. But finally we stopped talking to him. And went back to our room. We told my dad what happened, he started laughing and he said " That "old man" was me." We had a good laugh out of that one!!!

 

[Kallison]

We took a pre-kids trip when I was pregnant with my first DS. Well you know how often pregnant women have to go -- my DH's college roommate thought it was hysterical to snap my picture every time I came out of a restroom. Finally I decided to get him back in Epcot, I waited and waited and waited with my camera poised on the Men's room entrance. I got quite a few funny looks from men coming out.

Same trip I ran into the Men's room hysterical screaming and jumped on DH's back while he was at the urinal. I had just seen Jim Henson and Kermit the Frog and I totally FREAKED. This was after I had just got done lecturing everyone else in our party to not act so obvious when they see a celebrity, it was so uncool (we had just got done pointing and yelling at Michael Eisner).

Our last trip I was standing there talking to a UK CM when two older woman walked by and loudly proclaimed "I wonder where Epcot is -- do you think it was that big silver ball back there?" The CM just stood there with our mouths hanging open. I said to her - "Think we should help them", we both looked at each other and said Naaaaaaaa.

 

[Susiesnowflake]

My family will never forget this one...we had returned from the parks for a swim. My 12 y.o. ran to our patio at the Poly to grab his swimsuit that we'd left drying on the chair. He scoots into the bathroom to change, and we soon hear "oooh! Oh, my God! OOOhh! Disgusting..." We're getting concerned and ask what is wrong. He continues his sounds and comments of alarm and finally replies..."There's a frog in my bathing suit!" He had put his suit on, thought that he felt something cold and slimey, and then went to use the toilet. When he pulled his suit down, there was the frog. He was so grossed out. He immediately dropped his swimsuit. When he finally opened the door, his suit lay crumbled on the floor and a frog was peeking out! My 15 y.o. and I were in hysterics laughing! I quess the wind had knocked his suit off the chair, and the frog jumped in. We made sure to shake out all clothes left drying in the sun after that! We took a picture and continue to laugh whenever we see it!

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

This has been great. I have been cracking up as I read all of these funny moments. Our favorite has to do with the Kali River Rapids. DDthen 3 wanted to ride with us, and she was tall enough to ride, but had to ride in the "special" seat, with a safety bar for kids. She ended up between DH and me. Normally on that ride, someone tends to get soaked while other folks barely get touched. Well, when we got back to MIL (didn't want to ride!), DH was soaked on left side of body, and I was soaked on right side of body. Unfortunatelly, DD was on my right and DH's left, so she was toally soaked, from head to foot. Thankfully we had a change of clothes for her, but MIL could not stop laughing as her wet, bedraggled family returned!

 

[Boo Mc]

Just back from WDW and we have yet another horse poo story (see previous post). We were sitting on Main Street curb taking a break and a couple teenage girls are standing in the street looking at the park map. I keep telling DH "why are they standing so close to that horse poop - surely they can see it or smell it". (It was a huge amount - everyone else was walking around it). Finally one of the girls starts to take a step and feels something wet and squishy in her flip-flop (yes flip-flops!) and glances down and starts screaming when she realizes she is covered!! We are now two for two and are anxiously awaiting our next trip so we can indulge our sick sense of humor.

 

[Maridw]

This wasn't something I saw, but something that happened to me, that I can now really laugh about.
We lived in CA when I was in high school and always went to DL at least once or twice a year. Usually my cousins, Anne & Sean, went with us. We called it the Murray/Dinger Annual Disneyland Reunion.
One year when I was in high school we went and we had arranged to meet at Sleeping Beauty's castle on the Fantasyland side for lunch. Anne & I got there and were sitting on a bench, when my brother, Tony, and Sean showed up. Tony wanted to show me something, but I had to close my eyes. When I opened them, he had handcuffed my hands together. He had bought a pair of handcuffs from some magic store or something and thought it would be a great joke to play on his older sister.
I am sure everyone passing by thought it was absolutely hysterical, but for a teenaged girl, it wasn't the least bit amusing.
Even when my mom, Aunt & Uncle showed up, he wasn't going to unlock the cuffs. Everyone actually started to leave me sitting there, cuffs and all.
Finally my mom told him to unlock me. I recently found pics of me in the cuffs and showed them to my daughter (16). She thought that was great, she loves her Uncle and admires him quite a bit, so him getting the best of mom, was something else to her.

As I said, I can laugh now , but not at the time, I was pretty steamed at Tony.

 

[sanilacjack]

The funniest thing I have seen @ WDW was a lady who sat in bird poop. Yes....sat in it. How is this possible? I remember she sounded French, was wearing plaid pants and was in her senior years. I remember her bending over and her husband dabbing a kleenex with his mouth and trying to whip it off. The more she rattled off the funnier is was. Epcot had just opened and I was a teenager so at that age everything is funny.
Poor plaid pants!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

Great thread, I haven't laughed this hard on a thread in a long time.

Lets keep this one going.

 

[twinz]

I am not too sure if this applies...but we were on a Disney vacation, but on a break at the beach (on the Gulf coast) that day. We brought a cooler with some lunch in it (there were 6 of us...3 adults and 3 kids) the middle boy(8 yo) decided to eat his sandwich...all of a sudden about 50 seagulls start to come after him, and he starts to run, while he is running the birds are still after him. We are yelling...keep running, we need to get the video camera...so he finally drops the sandwich befor we could get it on video! It was sooo funny, to see this boy running over the beach with all these birds chasing him.
Another one is (same trip)...we were at 100 Park Fair eating dinner, the boys mother (my co-worker), wanted a picture with Tigger...so she has her autograph done, and Tigger moves on to the boys, so she stands beside him, andjust poses with Tigger. All the while Tigger not knowing what was going on, so he goes to put his arm down and knocks her RIGHT in the head...it was sooo funny, we were laughing so hard. Tigger just looked at her and was shaking his finger.