The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[bfeller]

Oh Dream, you have such a way with words. We wormly welcomed Beauty. I know it was a typo but really liked wormly as opposed to warmly. Something about welcoming someone wormly is making me feel giggly.

 

[Dream]

BWAHAHAHA!!! My mind must be back on the banks of the lake with the Cub Scouts fishing!!! I think I will leave it there...pretty funny!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[yensid1071]

Jennifer, I'm glad to hear your kitty has returned home. Guess the food bowl may have been the deciding factor. Free food in the house, hunt outside the house... Hmmmm.... Tough choice.

Originally posted by jldriscoll
Ok, on to comments about last nights gathering..... I will post the truth about the french cuts a little later today when Paige and her friend go to school (1/2 day) as I think about it.....Jay will be able to extrapolate on the true story with NO PROBLEM...but this is a "g" crowd this morning.

I hope you haven't built this up tooo much Jay You might be disappointed!~

Disappointed? Oh, I see... this is in code. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Read between the lines, Jennifer says. Okay, gotcha. I can always post the uncoded version of the story just so everyone is on the same wavelength. Oh, wait... I'm not supposed to say this out loud, am I? Uh... everyone just disregard this last paragraph.

You know the vacumn around here has the same effect. Cats and dogs all run off to other parts of the house. But the bird loves it & sings with it. Strange bird.....

Dream, I just love those recaps. Too funny!! And right to the point too!

 

[dizneenut]

Love the recap, Dream!

Jennifer, so glad your kitty is home now! Sorry you are so tired today, though.

My lip doesn't hurt anymore, but I have a blister. I bit into a Hot Pocket at lunchtime yesterday and a piece of the ham & cheese fell off right onto my bottom lip and burned me.

Michele....you set a timer for DIS time? Hmm...I should try that. As you can see by my post count, I spend WAY too much time here!!

 

[bfeller]

Got this this morning and had to share:

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Secrets of a Wonderful Relationship

1. It is important to find a man, who works around the house,
occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.


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Let the comments begin!!!!!



bfeller is in a rowdy mood today. Must get all rowdiness out of her before she works concession stand duty at high school soccer game tonight.

 

[jldriscoll]

You all make me smile

Back to being a little red bus!!! (picking up kids in my red Civic )

I feel all wormy!!!!

 

[bfeller]

The RED HEAD drives a RED CAR. No wonder pirates all over WDW are yelling, "We want the Red Head!! We want the RED HEAD!"

Oh Jennifer, it sounds as though that your shade of red is what a lot of people here were trying to get their hair color to be. I wish I were you.

I look more llike Ursala(the body not the hair), unless you count my Queen costume from Snow White that I wore two years ago for Halloween. Something about the villians bring the 'angel with horns' out in me.

 

[iluvorlando]

Sherry, owwwww!! Take care of that lip. Hope you have some medicine that will heal it quickly.

Jennifer, does your hair match your car? I'm glad the kitty is home.

Betty, LOL!!! actually LMBO!! I guess I'm lucky, except for limiting my DIS time, my DH does all those.

And in regards to my DIS time, I gave myself a 1/2 hour last night right? WRONG!! The timer on the computer was wrong I was on an hour. Oh well, he didn't say anything.

I wonder where Beth is? Kim? Jeannie? Hhhheeellllooooo...........

Off to pick up kiddies from school (in my black Aztek)

Oh....here's the rest of the smoothie Jennifer.

Michele, I don't know if lotion is like wine. Does Bath and Bodyworkds sell any lotion before its time?

HAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by bfeller
Secrets of a Wonderful Relationship

1. It is important to find a man, who works around the house,
occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.

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Hey, I resemble that remark!! Well, part of it, anyway....

 

[bfeller]

Oh Yensid, I thought of you when I got this. Especially #1. I know you meet the requirements of #1,2, and 3, but we need to have confirmation by your DW about #4. And if she confirms that , then we know that the Yensid marriage is a Wonderful Releationship. No, we will take your word about #4. DW must come forward and confirm.

The marriage of bfeller meets requirements of #1,2,3,and 4. Although the wording in #1 should read 'rarely on occasion' instead of 'occasion'. As for #5, I would rather keep one good man than try to maintain 4. (Of course we know Kim wants to maintain at least 2)

Hope everyone else has a wonderful relationship.

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by bfeller
Oh Yensid, I thought of you when I got this. Especially #1. I know you meet the requirements of #1,2, and 3, but we need to have confirmation by your DW about #4. And if she confirms that , then we know that the Yensid marriage is a Wonderful Releationship. No, we will take your word about #4. DW must come forward and confirm.

LOL! When I posted my last note, I *KNEW* someone would say this. LOL!! Now to figure out a way to have her confirm that online.... That could be tricky.

I'm glad to hear your DH meets those requirements as well. You're a lucky lady!!

 

[jldriscoll]

Ok...so my life isn't REALLY all that stressful....just the little things that have added up in the past week have worn me out. Just when things were slowing down...the cat thing happens....well he's all cleaned up, I get Paige and her friend to school at lunch time, go get Emily and she's half asleep at the picnic table. Teacher tells me there's a virus going around preschool with fever, headache and sore throat. Ok...Emily had the headache and fever....back on full mommy patrol again......ok.

So we get in the car and STUFF STARTS FALLING OFF THE UNDERSIDE OF THE DASHBOARD At this point I am laughing so hard I'm crying (I know it wasn't THAT funny)

EVEN MY CAR IS OUT TO GET ME!!!!!

....sigh......

SO EMily and I are camped out on "I don't feel good Island" (my bed) watching Beauty and the Beast. She agreed I could use the computer while we watch.....so this could be a great afternoon!!!!

 

[bfeller]

bfeller is hanging her head in shame I really hope that Jennifer and Emily are feeling better. Nothing worse than having a mom and daughter feeling bad. I will stop teasing you now that I know that you are not feeling well. So, who should I have fun with next?

Actually, I don't have a lot of DISing time left. I am working(mandatory volunteering) at the concession for soccer tonight. last one this season. I have to be there at 4:30 and stay until end of halftime varsity. Don't think I will be home until 9 or so. By the time I check on the troops and get something to eat it will be late and I am subbing for 7th grade math tomorrow. (one of my least favorite subjects when I was in school)

So you all behave tonight and if you don't, make sure all the details are in writing. Jennifer, I really hope that you feel better. How is your shoulder?

Have a great time tonight. I may drop in later.

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by bfeller
bfeller is hanging her head in shame I really hope that Jennifer and Emily are feeling better. Nothing worse than having a mom and daughter feeling bad. I will stop teasing you now that I know that you are not feeling well. So, who should I have fun with next?

I should probably let you continue to believe this, but I'm not sick (yet anyway) just Emily. She hates to be alone!!!

***cough, cough...perhaps I'm not feeling good...beter be nice to me anyway***

 

[jldriscoll]

Have fun tonight Betty!!! You are quite the mom!!!!

 

[lilboo]

You leave this thread for more than 12 hours& the avalanche of happenings! I like it -it makes me feel like I am living a dozen diffferent lives...I feel all WORMLY!

Relationships:Last night, Nick (SO) was baking apple turnovers (neither of us are Betty Crocker, these were from Pepperidge Farm). It's turned very chilly here and he calls me over to enjoy the lovely baking smells. When I come over he takes the oven mitts that have been warming by the oven and warms(or worms) both my cheeks with them (the ones on my face, people)... PRETTY SWEET, HUH? I like the little things.

I had a DIS dream last night-I may be hanging around here too much. Is that possible? I will start having to be highly selective about where I drop my posts. I go where the bourbon slushies are.

Watch out for hot pockets everyone and I don't even want to show you how many old lotions I have that I can't seem to part with. Sentimental like that.

Heehee-the red head drives a red car-too funny! Enjoy the 'island' jennifer!

 

[bfeller]

Actually, I am jealous. Both kids have outgrown mom's bed when they are not feeling well. I really miss those moments. Hey, I have an idea. DON'T READ THIS YENSID!!!! Pretend you are really sick and see if DH will bring home some food from your favorite restaurant. Make sure it is your favorite and not Emily's. Otherwise, you will get McDonald's. Maybe another bottle of merlot would do the trick. Of course it tastes much better when you share with DIS friends. I will check in on you and Emily tonight when I get home.

It is starting to get cooler outside, so stay in bed and take care of Emily. They are little only one time around. Give her a {{Get Well Hug}} from bfeller

 

[jldriscoll]

big bfeller hug delieverd!!! Thanks!!

Ok, I like this dinner idea...had pizza for dinner monday so how about Chinese??? Order up everyone, whatcha' want...I'll call it in and there are 2 bottles of wine left downstairs for sharing!!!!

 

[bfeller]

Sure he warmed the cheeks on your face. Do you think we believe you? Sounds like #4 on the list.

 

[bfeller]

Sweet and Sour Chicken for bfeller.

Really got to get dressed and turn off the computer. Got to run.

Bye!!!!!