Relax Rosie, I was attending a Wooden Spoons and Their Various Uses convention all weekend!
Actually, like Liesa, I was camping with boy scouts all weekend (well, Liesa wasn't with scouts, but you know what I mean), so very much out of touch. And those wooden spoons were actually boat paddles, since we did a five mile canoe trip as part of the weekends activities! I am sOAR, sOAR, sOAR!

Of course, when you spend a weekend with scouts you can think of at least ONE good use for a wooden spoon before the weekend is over.
Glad to see Liesa was also out of touch all weekend. At least I didn't miss any contests while I was gone. Of course, that IS one way for Rosie to beat me to the answer.........