Team Focker Watch Chat Part 5.5: The Less-Cursed Version

[englishrose47]

All caught up !!
Jo I do too have a BOTTOM!!! Did you have mint sauce with the lamb???
Took the girls to aero today with school clothes money from their Dad!! What a performance trying to help 2 teens pick out clothes that they like and are not the same as each others exactly! They did pretty well shopped in the sale racks for everything so I was proud of them!!How I wish they wore uniforms!!!

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

I HATE that stuff. Once we get back from vacation I am going to start to look for some part time work. It's hard for me because I have such a long gap since I worked I dunno exactly how to explain that!?

Good luck in the job search, I'm sure you will find something!

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Another uneventful KC-Works-From-Home day. Started watching "Californication" from showtime- FUNNY SHOW! And David Ducovny(sp?) is easy on the eyes too! I am about to try my luck at making crab cakes ...here's hopin'. Happy Sunday all!

One more Sunday and I'll be in WDW!!!!!

That show is hilarious! A new season should be starting soon I think.

 

[Muffinygood]

Flat Jen went out a week and a half ago????

OMGosh. She was sooooo cute. What happened to my flast Jen. She had a mini boa and everything. Nothing has come back. What should I do???

Hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday!!!

Dang. Ok, let's not panic! I will check again tomorrow. If she's not there, I'll let you know.
Glad you feel better Jen! (and Jon too!)

Janet glad your dad is feeling better.
Well ladies I am off to get some food. We are out of bread, milk, eggs, and DIET COKE. I can not live with out diet coke. I will go out in the middle of the night just to get a diet coke. I also need to buy some toilet paper. Nana's bff brought over a roll today. I think this is bad when guests need to bring their own toilet paper.

OMG, Margie! This made me laugh LOUDLY at the computer. One time I went to a party and we all had to bring our own forks... He was a bachelor though....

My grandparents used to have cookouts and they would put "BYOC" on their invites.
Bring Your Own Chair. They didn't have lawn chairs for everyone.

However, I've never had to BYOTP.

MEL

 

[Muffinygood]

where are you guys? I'm lonely...


MEL

 

[Mrs. The King]

where are you guys? I'm lonely...


MEL

I am here trying to figure out why my bra is creaking like the door into a haunted house

 

[kykatt2]

I am here trying to figure out why my bra is creaking like the door into a haunted house

Maybe you need to "Oil your Underwire"
Or worse.. "your suspension is sagging"

HI Gals...
HAve not been on ALL DAY... got back from Chruch.. and I guess I was tired.. I laid down and was watching "Man in the Iron Mask" and the next thing I knew it was 5:00

Got up ordered in Pizza and began to make up my grocery list for tomorrow and look for coupons. Not out of Toilet Paper... NOT A GOOD SITUATION TO BE IN... ( "I haven't a Square to Spare") but I am out of Paper towels... .

 

[Mrs. The King]

Maybe you need to "Oil your Underwire"
Or worse.. "your suspension is sagging"

HI Gals...
HAve not been on ALL DAY... got back from Chruch.. and I guess I was tired.. I laid down and was watching "Man in the Iron Mask" and the next thing I knew it was 5:00

You laugh, but it his hard to explain to people why the dogs are barking, thinking we have an intruder every time I move the twins!!

 

[TEminnie]

Actually after lots of tests when I was 16 with no answers, Dad found an article in the NY Times that described me perfectly, took that to the DR and he agreed and that's when I started seeing a rheumatologist on a regular basis.


Cherry Flex and I get them on line at http://www.brownwoodacres.com/cherryflex_softgels.htm,

It took about a month before feeling anything, has to build up in your system I guess. I take in each morning with some milk.

My rheumy will not prescribe Lyrica as he tried with some more severe patients and he said the only thing it helped with was gaining lots of weight



Please keep us posted!

I''ll send her the link--she likes to try different things. She goes to the massage therapist weekly which helps a bunch. Wow--her and her sis have had to go off Lyrica..........her work friends were planning an intervention as she was even writing strange things on reports......they knew she wasn't right, plus she was eating all the donuts!

Thanks, but before you do I have a confession... I'm stopping HERE before getting down to work!


Glad you made it TE! 60 degrees?!?! You're a far braver gal than me.





What a neat expereience!





BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Yay!

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Random Olympic thoughts before I dig in to research...

Dara Torres is my freaking HERO!

How come the guys aren't all wearing the full RZR swimsuits?

Rather like the proverbial chicken/egg conundrum: Are all beach volleyball players flat chested becuase they play beach volleyball, or do only flat-chested women get interested in beach volleyball?

Orange is NOT a color in the Dutch flag. Team uniforms for the Netherlands are orange becuase it's the official color of the royal family. I looked it up.

Do the male gymnasts seem a bit more butch this year than previous years, or is it just me?

I'm sure I'll have more as the Games of the 29th Olympiad continue.

V--I thought of you whilst tubing "wow--V would be freezing now.....she won't swim at Disney in Feb!"


Why DO the swimmers wear a bodysuit??

See... that's part of why I don't like tubing. When I was a freshman in college a bunch of us went and I was sucked off my tube and scraped my back on the bottom. I was bleeding throgh my t-shirt. Then there were people yelling that if you didn't get off your tube at the right spot you'd go under the low bridge and die. I haven't been since! Now, the bridge is finally being fixed b/c a few people actually did die there every year.

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Well, dang, I wouldn't go back there either! We had no blood--the girls had a little rash on legs cause they kept getting in and out of the raft. And my butt still hurts.........no bruise cause it's got a lot of padding, but still!

I know I definitely think you need to come to London in 2012

OMG

It was delicious, leg of lamb is absolutely gorgeous cooked in the slow cooker (I just add a little water before I cook and put it on for about 6 hours) it literally falls off the bone, so tender



I didn't tell you about my watch did I, I've got a Fossil watch which I love, it's stainless steel and has links, well I fiddle with the catch, clicking it open shut etc and it had worn down and kept coming loose. Well a few weeks ago one of the links fell off and I hunted everywhere and couldn't find it, so I kept the watch in my pocket saying I'd buy one in Fl (much cheaper) well I dropped it on the sidewalk and smashed the face Then last week, yes I was still using it, the battery went, do you think it wanted me to get a new one Anyway today I found the missing link

I;ve had my Seiko for 15 years...I just keep getting new bands for it. I'm allergic to metal so I have to find a leather one that I can wear!

And I play with the backs of my earrings....and lately my hearing aid which is a $1800 bad habit!

Wait! Is this the official year of the Adventures by Jo...er Disney London trip is that Mo and I have planned?

I hope you have the house refurbished by then Jo to put up all us Fockers.

Yes, I'll take the upper floor of the big castle near you--aren't you members or something??

As I said to Janet, Jess got a tent for her Birthday

It's a caravan or nothing!

WIll do. Just talked to mom. Dad is eating and trying to figure out why the nurses woke him up in the middle of the night to weigh him WIll know more tomorrow when all thesting is going to take place

It's because it's a doctors order----they will wake u up for a sleeping pill if the order says q6h.

Janet glad your dad is feeling better.
Well ladies I am off to get some food. We are out of bread, milk, eggs, and DIET COKE. I can not live with out diet coke. I will go out in the middle of the night just to get a diet coke. I also need to buy some toilet paper. Nana's bff brought over a roll today. I think this is bad when guests need to bring their own toilet paper.

 

[kykatt2]

You laugh, but it his hard to explain to people why the dogs are barking, thinking we have an intruder every time I move the twins!!

Time to Set the captives free.. If you still creak...

 

[Mrs. The King]

Time to Set the captives free.. If you still creak...

Maybe they are crying to get out

 

[kykatt2]

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Maybe they are crying to get out

 

[TEminnie]

I am here trying to figure out why my bra is creaking like the door into a haunted house

Speaking of bras, I went into VS the other day....Ab needed more undies for her "cute underwear makes you feel good theory".........anyway, since I had a $10 off coupon, I decided to get a new bra.......the sales lady (young/slim) thought 36B did not sound right confused3 ), so she measured me........turns out I am a C.......Ab was very impressed as she is a 34A... .........but it feels GREAT! It pushes up and in and doesn't poke nasty wires under my armpits! Got free panties too which did make me feel good!

 

[kykatt2]

Speaking of bras, I went into VS the other day....Ab needed more undies for her "cute underwear makes you feel good theory".........anyway, since I had a $10 off coupon, I decided to get a new bra.......the sales lady (young/slim) thought 36B did not sound right confused3 ), so she measured me........turns out I am a C.......Ab was very impressed as she is a 34A... .........but it feels GREAT! It pushes up and in and doesn't poke nasty wires under my armpits! Got free panties too which did make me feel good!

Most women supposedly do not wear the right bra.. and MOST ARE HAPPY to go UP A SIZE... HOWEVER.. I When mine go Down

So TE... Since the river was a BALMY 60 degrees.. no self respecting snake wants to bite anybody in that

 

[Muffinygood]

TE: Funny bra-related story. I was at the lake with Gus while he did swimming lessons last week. This woman comes up to me (she looked INSANE-hair all askew. Clothes all rumpled) Anyway, she comes up to me and says, "I noticed you are LARGE breasted. I run a bra shop. I think you should come see me and get those things HIGHER up on your chest."

OMG. Seriously. I was so shocked I just looked around like, "Someone HELP!" I know they're huge. I know they sag. What can I do?
The girl with me (Gus's friend's mom) said, "OMG, Mel. You must be a crazy person magnet!" Yep.

Long story short, I read your post and thought, wow it would be nice to have a bra that fits and doesn't poke me. Guess I should've listened to the crazy lady.

MEL

 

[Mrs. The King]

Speaking of bras, I went into VS the other day....Ab needed more undies for her "cute underwear makes you feel good theory".........anyway, since I had a $10 off coupon, I decided to get a new bra.......the sales lady (young/slim) thought 36B did not sound right confused3 ), so she measured me........turns out I am a C.......Ab was very impressed as she is a 34A... .........but it feels GREAT! It pushes up and in and doesn't poke nasty wires under my armpits! Got free panties too which did make me feel good!

OMG. If I would seriously have problems getting frick and frack measured. The poor sales lady would have to lift them up to measure them. Actually, we would need a lifter and then a measurer to get an approximation of regis and Kelly lee.

 

[TEminnie]

Most women supposedly do not wear the right bra.. and MOST ARE HAPPY to go UP A SIZE... HOWEVER.. I When mine go Down

So TE... Since the river was a BALMY 60 degrees.. no self respecting snake wants to bite anybody in that

well, the sucky thing is that they are bigger cause I'm up 10 pounds right now........but Ab says to "enjoy cleavage however you get it!"

I'll have to start writing down her quotes in case she is famous someday!

 

[Mrs. The King]

TE: Funny bra-related story. I was at the lake with Gus while he did swimming lessons last week. This woman comes up to me (she looked INSANE-hair all askew. Clothes all rumpled) Anyway, she comes up to me and says, "I noticed you are LARGE breasted. I run a bra shop. I think you should come see me and get those things HIGHER up on your chest."

OMG. Seriously. I was so shocked I just looked around like, "Someone HELP!" I know they're huge. I know they sag. What can I do?
The girl with me (Gus's friend's mom) said, "OMG, Mel. You must be a crazy person magnet!" Yep.

Long story short, I read your post and thought, wow it would be nice to have a bra that fits and doesn't poke me. Guess I should've listened to the crazy lady.

MEL

The only right place to say that to someone is when you are both surrounded by bras!!! And it should be followed by two compliments!!

 

[TEminnie]

OMG. If I would seriously have problems getting frick and frack measured. The poor sales lady would have to lift them up to measure them. Actually, we would need a lifter and then a measurer to get an approximation of regis and Kelly lee.

I read that out loud to Ab and she laughed too!

TE: Funny bra-related story. I was at the lake with Gus while he did swimming lessons last week. This woman comes up to me (she looked INSANE-hair all askew. Clothes all rumpled) Anyway, she comes up to me and says, "I noticed you are LARGE breasted. I run a bra shop. I think you should come see me and get those things HIGHER up on your chest."

OMG. Seriously. I was so shocked I just looked around like, "Someone HELP!" I know they're huge. I know they sag. What can I do?
The girl with me (Gus's friend's mom) said, "OMG, Mel. You must be a crazy person magnet!" Yep.

Long story short, I read your post and thought, wow it would be nice to have a bra that fits and doesn't poke me. Guess I should've listened to the crazy lady.

MEL

that's funny! Last week at work, one of the nurses said to me "I just noticed your ****s are fairly big for your size!" (i'm 5 foot with shoes on and a good hair day!).......I was so excited that I looked down my shirt and said "it's my Wonderbra---I'm never taking it off now!"
So, perhaps if I keep getting bigger padded bras, no one will notice my waist and hips are expanding! (it's just a theory, but I'm eating Oreos now to test it out!)

 

[dreamn_Disney]

Warning this could be a TMI post...












Well I am back and we now have 6, yes count them, 6 double rolls of toilet paper. That is not all though, womens hygiene products were on sale so I got some of them also.

 

[kykatt2]

TE: Funny bra-related story. I was at the lake with Gus while he did swimming lessons last week. This woman comes up to me (she looked INSANE-hair all askew. Clothes all rumpled) Anyway, she comes up to me and says, "I noticed you are LARGE breasted. I run a bra shop. I think you should come see me and get those things HIGHER up on your chest."

OMG. Seriously. I was so shocked I just looked around like, "Someone HELP!" I know they're huge. I know they sag. What can I do?
The girl with me (Gus's friend's mom) said, "OMG, Mel. You must be a crazy person magnet!" Yep.

Long story short, I read your post and thought, wow it would be nice to have a bra that fits and doesn't poke me. Guess I should've listened to the crazy lady.

MEL

Ya know.. out in public like that.. just seems wrong. I guess she was just wanting to help.. but... hand a card with a discount.. don't talk to me about my Saggy B O O B S in PUBLIC... save that for the store.

well, the sucky thing is that they are bigger cause I'm up 10 pounds right now........but Ab says to "enjoy cleavage however you get it!"

I'll have to start writing down her quotes in case she is famous someday!

That's where I gain it first and THANKFULLY also lose it first.
I Asked GOD to keep them at a "B" but NOOOOO
Then came kids and UP UP .. and then DOWN DOWN till they fall on the ground.