Strange things guests say

[LexiC123]

Two from EPCOT last week:

First in World Showcase, Overheard two women walking by as they headed in the from JApan towards Mexico - " We need to go through Egypt to get out."

LOL...where's Moses when you need him?!

 

[Brandis]

First in World Showcase, Overheard two women walking by as they headed in the from JApan towards Mexico - " We need to go through Egypt to get out."

If they had walked the other way around, it would have been a shorter way to the exit. And they would have walked through Marocco, which is at least a bit closer to Egypt than Mexico is.

 

[TriMickey]

Last year my family and I ate at 50's Prime Time and we were seated between two different families, the family on the right of me had three kids a boy maybe 5 or 6, one daughter around 9 or 10 and another daughter about 13 or 14. The oldest daughter was complaining that the boy was getting on her nerves, what he was doing, I don’t know because they did not catch my attention up until this point. The oldest proceeds to walk out the restaurant only to return 15 minutes and as she walks in she proceeds to tell her parents "Are guys done acting like a##holes" DEAD SILENCE at our table and the table next to us. Then the youngest was being corrected by the father and here is how the conversation went

Father: "Sit down or else you’re not going to get any dessert"
Son: "So I don’t want any"
Father: "I said sit down"
Son: "See dad that’s why nobody like’s you NO BODY!!!"

Once again DEAD SILENCE at both tables

 

[roxysmum123]

last year my family and i ate at 50's prime time and we were seated between two different families, the family on the right of me had three kids a boy maybe 5 or 6, one daughter around 9 or 10 and another daughter about 13 or 14. The oldest daughter was complaining that the boy was getting on her nerves, what he was doing, i don’t know because they did not catch my attention up until this point. The oldest proceeds to walk out the restaurant only to return 15 minutes and as she walks in she proceeds to tell her parents "are guys done acting like a##holes" dead silence at our table and the table next to us. Then the youngest was being corrected by the father and here is how the conversation went

father: "sit down or else you’re not going to get any dessert"
son: "so i don’t want any"
father: "i said sit down"
son: "see dad that’s why nobody like’s you no body!!!"

once again dead silence at both tables

awkward!

 

[MHSweb79]

Husband: "Where are we going now?"

Wife: "Back where we were."

I find this very profound. May have to put it on a T-shirt. (I have told my family that at my wake, they are to show up in matching T-shirts. This one would actually fit the bill!)

 

[bellanotte10]

I find this very profound. May have to put it on a T-shirt. (I have told my family that at my wake, they are to show up in matching T-shirts. This one would actually fit the bill!)

Off topic i know but related to this. My friend for some reason got really disoriented driving to my house. So i tell her " you are SO unbelieveably lost, but you're in the right place" well we paused then started laughing so hard. She then uses the quote in one of her graphic design classes and the prof raves about the design then asks "which philosopher said that?" my friend sheepishly responded "uh... my friend said it when I was lost while driving...."

 

[TinkerBelle_325]

Oh I've heard so many good ones over the years, but here are two of my favorites.

Father to little boy "Hey look, it's the Tower of Fear!"

Family walking through Adventureland, near Pirates of the Caribbean. Little boy, maybe 4 in a stroller being pushed by Mom and Dad is right beside her.

Little boy, while being pushed closer to the Pirates of the Caribbean "No...I don't want to do that again...no please don't make me..."

We assume the poor little guy was scared of the ride, and when we saw the Mom push the stroller into the gift shop at the exit we assume she was going to try and calm him down....but then we heard...

"Nooo! Not more shopping!"

We all bust out laughing and the Mom & Dad did too!

 

[Buckimion]

"Nooo! Not more shopping!"

We all bust out laughing and the Mom & Dad did too!

OMG! That's me with DW! 4th of July we went to an amusement park in PA for an afternoon...3 rides and >7< gift shops because she wanted out of the heat.

 

[Wishes Count]

While working at the gift shop at Rockin Rollercoaster a guest came up to me and said "Who owns Disney anyway?" and I just blinked at her and said "That would be The Walt Disney Company ma'am"

 

[bizeemom4]

LOL...where's Moses when you need him?!

Now THAT's funny!

 

[mitchsfan]

This past Saturday I was checking into the Pop. I was behind a mother (50s-60s) who had her family down with her - children, grandchildren. She was in front of me checking in her entire family 3-4 rooms. Her son kept coming up asking her if the line was moving, if she had the right papers etc? By the 45 minute mark in line, he was just rubbing me the wrong way.

We are about 4-5 from the front of the line. The son walks over again. He looks to his right and says, "Oh, I guess those spots are for the Spanish speaking people when they check in."

The mom looks at him, shakes her head and goes, "No that says Concierge. They just answer your questions.....in English."

 

[MickeyKC]

Not about WDW, but happened in AK. My DD4 and I were washing our hands after petting the animals in Affection Section. DD has very blond hair, while mine is dark brown. An older woman came over to me and asked, "Momma is that her real hair color?" I guess she could have thought it was a wig or something, but DD wasn't dressed up or had her hair done. I just answered "Yes", but my only thought was "How many 4 year olds have their hair bleached?"

 

[KatieCollette]

Little boy, while being pushed closer to the Pirates of the Caribbean "No...I don't want to do that again...no please don't make me..."

We assume the poor little guy was scared of the ride, and when we saw the Mom push the stroller into the gift shop at the exit we assume she was going to try and calm him down....but then we heard...

"Nooo! Not more shopping!"

We all bust out laughing and the Mom & Dad did too!

Now this, is hilarious!

 

[bdoyledimou]

My DSis and I were on the boardwalk in Frontierland watching the riverboat go past when a father and son approached. The boy was about 8 and seemed very excited about his visit. A small crane was nearby looking for dropped food and the boy pointed at it and said, "Look at the bird, Dad!" Dad said, "Thats not a real bird, son. All the animals here are robots."

I said the same thing to my nephew when we brought him there last Aug. it was 100% a joke, but he actually believed me until a little later when i set him straight).

 

[OhioStateBuckeye]

At MK we heard a little boy calling the cranes 'tall white ducks'. He kept asking if he could feed the tall white ducks.

 

[Dr Gevil]

As for my funniest things overheard

2) I'm sharing this after looking at the whole thread and that there were some that included the use of (bleeped out) expletives, but it's simply too funny not to share and if the mod disagrees, it can certainly be removed.

Last year DH and I were riding IASM and a young boy of about 9 was sitting in the row in front of us with his dad. About a minute into the ride and totally out of the blue he looks at his dad and says, "Dad...what's a b**w job?" DH and I had to maintain silent laughter as the dad looked around horrified, but I had tears streaming down my face and literally saw nothing of the ride.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

[disfan07]

Not about WDW, but happened in AK. My DD4 and I were washing our hands after petting the animals in Affection Section. DD has very blond hair, while mine is dark brown. An older woman came over to me and asked, "Momma is that her real hair color?" I guess she could have thought it was a wig or something, but DD wasn't dressed up or had her hair done. I just answered "Yes", but my only thought was "How many 4 year olds have their hair bleached?"

I am a natural red head and apparently my mom got asked all the time when I was little if my hair color was real. I was born with red hair so she was literally getting this question from the first time they took me out in public. Both my parents and my brother have very very dark hair.

I'm 22 and I still get asked this a lot. My hairdresser is always confused when people at the salon ask me if it is real because she said it is so obvious that it is natural red. No one would EVER be able to get their hair the color of mine from dying it.

 

[ppb1701]

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

[matt and beth]

We were beirgarten for dinner one night. I take my young four year old son who is quite the ham up to the buffet. I am going through the line with him in tow and a huge line following. So I keep pushing him as we are going through and keep asking him what he wants. Do you beans? Yes or no. We come around to the the brats and I ask him if he wants a wiener. His eyes got huge he looked straight down at his crotch and then said, "Weiners? I am not eating any wieners." The line was in tears. when I could collect myself I asked him if he thought I was referring to a wiener like his. Eyes still huge he responds, "Well yah!"

 

[NickyKnack]

Not said about the parks, or even in the parks... but it is about Walt.
It's my birthday and my wife asks me what I want for a present as we're walking into B&N, so I tell her I heard about this great book (which I can't remember the title of anymore) and I tell her "It's about how the evil corporate suits have taken over Disney, and they bring a cryogenically frozen Walt back to save the parks from greedy overlords."

Without skipping a beat she looks at me and asks (quite seriously) "is it fact or fiction?"

Yeah - we now refer to it as the work week from hell friday stupids.

BTW - Her IQ test was like two pts below genious level, she's not dumb by any means, but we all have our moments.