Another few!
I sometimes go with a friend who also has an AP, but she usually hangs around in Epcot. One day we decided to go to MK instead and I suggested Winnie the Pooh. She replied, "Awesome, I haven't been on that one!"
Turns out, not only hadn't she ever been on the ride, but she hadn't seen ANY of the original movies, either. I found out when we got to the Huffalumps and Woozles part and she screamed, "What the hell is this???"
Last year I went to Epcot with another friend, who was terrified of all the rides. Probably because I made her go on Test Track firstBefore we went on, she turned to me and said, "I haven't shaved my legs in weeks. If I die, you can't let them bury me until you shave my legs." To this day, every time she's about to go somewhere scary, she texts me, "Remember your promise."
Later in the day I had to practically drag her on Spaceship Earth and swear up and down that it didn't go fast. Turns out she'd gotten the name mixed up with Mission: Space and only knew that one ride with the word "space" in it was scary.
So we're on the ride, she's finally sure it's not scary, and about half way through says, "What is this? A ride about the history of paper?"
Since I have enjoyed the other stories so much, here is mine:
Young boy (loudly) exiting ToT: That made my stomach AND my private parts feel funny!
Sadly, young boy was mine....
"I haven't shaved my legs in weeks. If I die, you can't let them bury me until you shave my legs." To this day, every time she's about to go somewhere scary, she texts me, "Remember your promise."
"What is this? A ride about the history of paper?"
I just laughed so hard i started crying
haha thats brilliant. Whenever I'm in walt disney world and I get asked where I'm from and I say Wales, most of the time the people asking just get a confused look on their face, so I end up saying the UK. To which they reply oh England. I think to myself no, there is more than one country in the uk.... XD.
"Dad...what's a b**w job?" DH and I had to maintain silent laughter as the dad looked around horrified, but I had tears streaming down my face and literally saw nothing of the ride.
I think there was a thread about this a month or so ago, but I want to get it started again (it beats packing since we have to check out in a couple hours.).
While riding the resort monorail and approaching the Poly:
Guest: "This is the Animal Kingdom Lodge, animals come right up to your room."
While standing in line for a snack at DHS:
Guest: "The last time I was here it was MGM. That's before it became Disney property."![]()
I go to WDW several times a year, so have quite a few of them:
5. While on a solo trip, I got stuck riding Space Mountain with a twenty something y/o couple. For some reason the woman was terrified and did not want to go on. Once the ride started she yelled in my ear throughout the entire ride, "Walt Disney won't hurt me, Walt Disney won't hurt me, Walt Disney won't hurt me". As we were getting off, she just started hitting her boyfriend/husband and yelled "I'm going to sue Walt Disney and you too. I could have had a heart attack and no it was not fun".![]()
2) I'm sharing this after looking at the whole thread and seeing that there were some that included the use of (bleeped out) expletives, but it's simply too funny not to share and if the mod disagrees, it can certainly be removed.
Last year DH and I were riding IASM and a young boy of about 9 was sitting in the row in front of us with his dad. About a minute into the ride and totally out of the blue he looks at his dad and says, "Dad...what's a b**w job?" DH and I had to maintain silent laughter as the dad looked around horrified, but I had tears streaming down my face and literally saw nothing of the ride.