We have 5 cats (and 3 dogs, and 6 kids...)
Cat #1 is a wanderer that visits other houses, and sleeps there for days at a time. He has been on FB (posted by someone else), and sleeps with our neighbour during the day as he sleeps off his night shift. He went trick-or-treating with us one year and went into people's houses when they opened the door. He was super chill when they kicked him out. He was all, like, "whatevs". People around town ask about him more than they ask about my kids! His name is Jake, as named by my son when he was 5. He's a mostly white cat with small patches of grey tabby. Jake leaves for days at a time, up to 10 days, and then comes home for a day or two. He then sleeps for about 18 hours then is off again. He comes home sleek and fed, and clean. I don't know exactly where he goes.
Cat #2 is a caterwauler. She's a black tortie DSH. She cries and cries to be let outside to the point of being completely, utterly annoying. She also likes to put her paws on your chest and lick your chin in affection. She totally hates being picked up, even as a tiny kitten. She is a wee, wee cat. Her name is Cricket. She once caught a squirrel and was very proud of herself, until we pointed out 1) it was already dead, which we knew because: 2) it was in a squirrel trap! She dragged that thing home. Gross.
Cat #3 is a female Maine Coon and she's just sweet as pie, but she likes to eat lying down, scooping food out of the dish a few kibble at a time, and eating it like she's Cleopatra. She won't chow down at the bowl, it has to be scooped out. All the Maine Coons are indoor cats.
Cat #4 is a male Maine Coon and he's pretty chill, except he likes to greet us in the morning by reaching up and stretching against a leg, which hurts when the claws come out. He also likes to play on the stairs as you walk down them. It's his 'thing'. He can't pass a water glass or cup of coffee without trying to knock it down.
Cat #5 is also a male Maine Coon and he's super chill, but begs for food all the time. He's given himself bad GI issues lately by getting into stuff he shouldn't. They are free-fed with food and water all the time, so it's just him being gutsy. He's huge (like 18-19 pounds at a year old and still lanky!), and is the clumsiest cat ever. He's been shooed off chairs a few times where he doesn't land on his feet, instead falling to the ground in a very un-cat-like manner. He's a big, sweet oaf.
My indoor cat is 13 years old and up until a couple of years ago she would drink out of her water dish, by her food dish. But then she decided she wanted water in the bathroom sinks. And it has to be fresh. She'll jump up onto the bathroom counter, after she has meowed enough that you know she wants a drink, and will watch as you put the stopper in the sink and put 2-3" of water in the bottom. Then she will drink, but only if there are no soap bubbles from soap residue left on the sink. She likes drinking water from both downstairs bathroom sinks, and if I go upstairs and she follows she will run right to the bathroom up there and sit on the counter and wait for me to fill THAT sink for her as well.
He was obsessed with drinking out of the bathroom sink for a little while but has now changed his obsession to coconut oil. If I so much as touch the jar, or sometimes just open the cabinet we keep it in, he starts pacing and waiting for you to serve him. He's a handful but I wouldn't have it any other way! 
Thank you and to everyone here who adopts rescues. 
