"Stay out of the damn lakes" and don't use some plastic water bottles

[disrev]

I just picked up over on the rumor board that there is a new bottled water being offered at Disney in February and July. Instead of a snake, the bottle contains a Brazilian tourist group. When you open the bottle, it starts chanting.
Rumor is only one snack credit, but you have to get fast passes for all the tourists in your bottle.

I know imagineers can blow my mind, but I've got to be honest that I'm thinking there may not be any truth to this one. It seems a little out there that they would only charge 1 snack credit.

 

[Tinkerbella001]

no kidding...I think it is 1 snack credit per tourist. Thing is, you won't know how many are in there until you open it.

Never open it in a line, if you had one with 10, and they all pop out you have just allowed 10 line cutters in. And no~ you can NOT hold the space for them until you are next in line!

 

[heatherwillmom]

 

[clandrum]

That's what I was thinking..
But.. if I'm sitting at a table when it bites me, does it also owe me a gratuity?

Just remember, gratuity is no longer included in the Disney Dining Plan. For all tables of 6 or more a 18% gratuity will be automatically added to your bill.

 

[TDC Nala]

How long before Universal begins its marketing of Slytherin Water?

 

[goofy4prez]

have you drank the fountain water..tastes like stinky lake water

While I have no idea what the stinky lake water taste like, nor the fountain water because it's way to unsanitary for me; however, I will say that all the water in WDW taste horrible including the faucet in the rooms, or glass water from the restaurants.

I doubt the poster was being serious! But heck, I think Dasani tastes like stinky lake water.

Thank heavens for Smartwater!

I have to agree, I can't stand Dasani. Everytime I drink this stuff (usually to avoid sure death due to dehydration) I always look at the bottom of the bottle to make sure the gold fish was removed.

Just want to make sure that people are aware of the health concerns on Bisphenol A (and especially for young kids).

Bisphenol A is an additive found in some plastics which has been proved to be toxic in humans. Melting plastics (or plastics in hot weather) can also leech Bisphenal A so it is important that you make sure that your water bottle is not one of the plastic ones made from Bisphenol A.

Great, just what I need; another item to be added to the long list of things that are going to kill me in my diet. Perhaps we can just get a list of the things that are safe, it's a much shorter list.

(seriously though, I appreciate the tip).

 

[PictureJumpr]

How long before Universal begins its marketing of Slytherin Water?

They already have.
Problem is, you have to speak parseltongue in order to open the bottle.
Once their R&D gets the parseltongue translator touring devices into operation, it'll sell like... bottles of lake-snake water.

As for the Brazilian tour-group-in-a-bottle... doesn't water make those little critters multiply?

 

[Kaewin]

Hey according to that article that BPA stuff made me fat. I thought it was the snakes. Are they lo cal?

 

[laughinplace199]

Hey according to that article that BPA stuff made me fat. I thought it was the snakes. Are they lo cal?

My next door neighbor (whose brother's cousin's sister's boyfriend knows a WDW bus driver) said that Disney will be offering 2 kinds of snake lake water, one reg and one low calorie. However, the low calorie version will be more difficult to find and you must reserve your bottle(s) 180 days in advance.

After drinking all of that snake lake water, many of us will find ourselves in need of a restroom, but watch out - Disney might be scanning our faces in there!

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2530730

I wonder if you enter the restroom with your water bottle, do they scan the snake's face too?

 

[PSULion]

I wonder if you enter the restroom with your water bottle, do they scan the snake's face too?

 

[laughinplace199]

If you dropped your bottle near a beetle and it formed a puddle would the beetle battle with bottle and cause a beetle bottle puddle battle. And if you dropped the bottle on the river boat would it then be the Paddle Boat beetle bottle puddle battle?

I just read Fox in Socks to DS3 the other night!

I wonder what would happen if the beetle puddle battle splashed a nearby poodle? Would it then become a beetle poodle puddle battle? What if the poodle was eating noodles? A beetle poodle puddle noodle battle?

 

[kwitcherkicken99]

Hey according to that article that BPA stuff made me fat. I thought it was the snakes. Are they lo cal?

Only the small ones are... the big ones have had too much time to grow... it's all about portion control ya know??

 

[letthewookiewin]

I just picked up over on the rumor board that there is a new bottled water being offered at Disney in February and July. Instead of a snake, the bottle contains a Brazilian tourist group. When you open the bottle, it starts chanting.
Rumor is only one snack credit, but you have to get fast passes for all the tourists in your bottle.

I know imagineers can blow my mind, but I've got to be honest that I'm thinking there may not be any truth to this one. It seems a little out there that they would only charge 1 snack credit.

That made me laugh so much I almost spewed Dr. Pepper all over my laptop screen. Which wouldn't be as bad, if I wasn't sitting in Psych class. I think I've learned my lesson to not DIS while in class, or maybe I'll just stick to the pics.

 

[inkkognito]

Remember when they told us aluminum pots and pans caused alzheimers?

Actually, I don't remember because I use aluminum pots and pans.

 

[Missoutandabout]

Can someone tell me whether it's cheaper to have snakes-in-bottled-water shipped from Costco or Staples? Also, does anyone know if I decide to get my bottled water from the Hess station, do they have baby dinosaurs in them instead of the snakes?

 

[laughinplace199]

Can someone tell me whether it's cheaper to have snakes-in-bottled-water shipped from Costco or Staples? Also, does anyone know if I decide to get my bottled water from the Hess station, do they have baby dinosaurs in them instead of the snakes?

Beware of the baby dinosaur water. If you drink it, you are forced to spend your entire vacation at Chester & Hester's Dinoland riding Primevil Hurl over and over and over.

 

[leebee]

If you dropped your bottle near a beetle and it formed a puddle would the beetle battle with bottle and cause a beetle bottle puddle battle. And if you dropped the bottle on the river boat would it then be the Paddle Boat beetle bottle puddle battle?

Hmmm... I've been upset that the river boat in MK is closed while we are there, but maybe not so much anymore!!

We are going to DISNEY WORLD IN 5 DAYS!!

 

[PictureJumpr]

Can someone tell me whether it's cheaper to have snakes-in-bottled-water shipped from Costco or Staples? Also, does anyone know if I decide to get my bottled water from the Hess station, do they have baby dinosaurs in them instead of the snakes?

T-Rex does not take dining plan credits. No dinosaur water unless you pay out of pocket. I hear that they do take Landry's gift cards, however.

The Hiss from Hess is really the best,
They don't use snakes from the lakes
Or make lake snake milkshakes
But their price is considerably less.

 

[A Mickeyfan]

I will not fill it from the lake
I will not feed it to a snake....

and do not let it in the sun to bake...

 

[leebee]

I suppose that, since lake-snake-water costs over $4, you can't "buy" it with a snack credit!