"Stay out of the damn lakes" and don't use some plastic water bottles

[PictureJumpr]

$3.50 if you want a snake in it.

I dunno, can I use my Free Dining Snack Credit for something which would be snacking on me instead of the other way around... ?

 

[Mrs. Charming]

I dunno, can I use my Free Dining Snack Credit for something which would be snacking on me instead of the other way around... ?

If it snacks on *you*, a second Snack Credit will automatically be deducted. The snake bite isn't free, ya know!

 

[Capt. Barbosa]

If you dropped your bottle near a beetle and it formed a puddle would the beetle battle with bottle and cause a beetle bottle puddle battle. And if you dropped the bottle on the river boat would it then be the Paddle Boat beetle bottle puddle battle?

 

[DCTooTall]

If it snacks on *you*, a second Snack Credit will automatically be deducted. The snake bite isn't free, ya know!

Actually, if it snacked on YOU, wouldn't it owe you a snack credit?

 

[PictureJumpr]

Actually, if it snacked on YOU, wouldn't it owe you a snack credit?

That's what I was thinking..
But.. if I'm sitting at a table when it bites me, does it also owe me a gratuity?

 

[Mrs. Charming]

Actually, if it snacked on YOU, wouldn't it owe you a snack credit?

It's considered an add-on. Logic would say it would owe you, but if you didn't want the "snake snack" option, they would just sell you plain old lake water sans snake for one snack credit.

 

[Mrs. Charming]

That's what I was thinking..
But.. if I'm sitting at a table when it bites me, does it also owe me a gratuity?

Oooh. Good question. I suppose it would! Or would you owe it??

 

[DCTooTall]

That's what I was thinking..
But.. if I'm sitting at a table when it bites me, does it also owe me a gratuity?

I think at that point it might be a table service credit.

 

[Mrs. Charming]

I think at that point it might be a table service credit.

 

[SilverSynchro919]

I needed this laugh today, thank you!

 

[PictureJumpr]

Oooh. Good question. I suppose it would! Or would you owe it??

I definitely do not owe it.
I never tip when I have been bitten.
Unless it was my idea.

 

[TinkerBelle_325]

I will not fill it from the lake
I will not feed it to a snake....

 

[dsanner106]

I have a co-worker that swears by smartwater and has been drinking it for a year, I can tell you from observation that it doesn't work, he really needs a refund......

D

 

[Local_Girl]

I have a co-worker that swears by smartwater and has been drinking it for a year, I can tell you from observation that it doesn't work, he really needs a refund......

D

 

[stimmons]

Haha! I love how seriously off topic this thread got! Only on the Dis!

I definately appreciated the laugh.

 

[PrincessDreams2]

OMG. This thread is too funny! I needed this laugh! (though my co-workers must think I am nuts!)

 

[feezle]

Could you would you buy park hoppers?
Could you would you with snake bottle stoppers?

Why would you buy a hopper when you could just get a 10 day ticket and use the leftover days to visit more than one park a day?

 

[FlightlessDuck]

Ok, I'm going to be a party pooper by not continuing on with the Dr. Seuss stuff because I wanted to mention something.

I don't know much about chemicals that may or may not be in your bottled water, but I did want to mention that buying spring water in plastic water uses a LOT of petroleum. Oil is used in the production of the plastic. ANd it is used to ship the bottles.

Instead, you could bring a filtered water pitcher and fill up a resuable aluminum water bottle. You have the initial post of the filterring system and the bottle, but don't have to pay $2.50 for water.

 

[onestepcloser]

This thread is the best. A+, you guys.

 

[rbenn81]

Well when we were there last week I heard from a bus driver that the snakes-n-bottle of water have been upgraded from 1 snack credit to 1 CS credit due to high demand. And if you're traveling in PEAK season then it's a TS credit. He said that this was due to Disney not actually making enough profit off the highly popular Snake-n-Bottle of Water. He also said that he heard that due to it's popularity it will only be offered to on-property guests starting Sept. 1.